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Season 2  "My Own Private Practice Guy"  2x17

Aired 22 years ago - Mar 13, 2003

A personal secret of Dr. Cox is revealed during hospital visitations by a cocky MD (Jay Mohr), who establishes a rapport with J.D.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 1
Another pretentious private-practice guy
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 2
- We got a good one, Sally. - How's that funny? Ah, just go with it.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 3
What if I was a territorial ass with a giant ego
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 4
And you, don't flirt so much.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 5
You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
- Or, in Mr Hilliard's case... - Sexual arousal?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7
That's sexy.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
I feel cute for the first time in my life.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
Remember what Kelso said about your hair yesterday?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 10
Funny, I thought this was where we worked.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 11
so you tell me whether life is fair.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 12
- Remember? - You hitting the crack pipe?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 13
It's not uncommon.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 16
- Girls' names? - Oh, never mind.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 17
It has a hip guard. I'm guessing it's always coming loose.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 19
This is so unfair. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 21
I was just thinking about you.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 22
Monica, just because you have a new buddy
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Just do it.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
Quickly followed by stage two: Syllable Elongation.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
that'd be great.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
But when we talk, I have nothing to say. How about asking me how I am for once?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
- Who are you? - They call me Carla.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 29
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
- Three-day weekend. - Three-day weekend. Columbus Day.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
Some just end up lashing out at themselves.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
but Pete's a really cool guy.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 34
Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 35
Todd, I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
Because I've got hypertension right here.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- I know it was you. - You mean this right here?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
Open! Open! Open!
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
Dammit to hell.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
- Do you not see the hate? - What is wrong with you?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
What's the deal, Alpha Dog? Gonna cut me some slack?
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
My grandma bought me a stock. I wanna see how it's doing.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 44
You know? I'm OK with my curves.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 45
it's like hearing my swim coach's voice again. And my body doesn't deserve that.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
- Had to be done. - OK, terrific.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
You went and took something that did not belong to you.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 49
Go.
 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 50
- Say it. - I'm your bitch.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 2
- We got a good one, Sally. - How's that funny? Ah, just go with it.
#2 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 3
What if I was a territorial ass with a giant ego
#3 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 4
And you, don't flirt so much.
#4 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 5
You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy?
#5 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 6
- Or, in Mr Hilliard's case... - Sexual arousal?
#6 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 7
That's sexy.
#7 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 8
I feel cute for the first time in my life.
#8 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 9
Remember what Kelso said about your hair yesterday?
#9 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 10
Funny, I thought this was where we worked.
#10 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 11
so you tell me whether life is fair.
#11 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 12
- Remember? - You hitting the crack pipe?
#12 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 13
It's not uncommon.
#13 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 14 #14 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 15 #15 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 16
- Girls' names? - Oh, never mind.
#16 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 17
It has a hip guard. I'm guessing it's always coming loose.
#17 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 18 #18 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 19
This is so unfair. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off.
#19 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 20 #20 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 21
I was just thinking about you.
#21 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 22
Monica, just because you have a new buddy
#22 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 23
Just do it.
#23 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 24
Quickly followed by stage two: Syllable Elongation.
#24 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 25
The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.
#25 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 26
that'd be great.
#26 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 27
But when we talk, I have nothing to say. How about asking me how I am for once?
#27 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 28
- Who are you? - They call me Carla.
#28 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 29 #29 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 30
- Three-day weekend. - Three-day weekend. Columbus Day.
#30 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 31
Some just end up lashing out at themselves.
#31 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 32 #32 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 33
but Pete's a really cool guy.
#33 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 34
Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.
#34 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 35
Todd, I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors.
#35 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 36
Because I've got hypertension right here.
#36 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 37
- I know it was you. - You mean this right here?
#37 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 38
Open! Open! Open!
#38 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 39
Dammit to hell.
#39 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 40
- Do you not see the hate? - What is wrong with you?
#40 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 41
What's the deal, Alpha Dog? Gonna cut me some slack?
#41 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 42
My grandma bought me a stock. I wanna see how it's doing.
#42 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 44
You know? I'm OK with my curves.
#44 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 45
it's like hearing my swim coach's voice again. And my body doesn't deserve that.
#45 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 46
- Had to be done. - OK, terrific.
#46 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 47
You went and took something that did not belong to you.
#47 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 49
Go.
#49 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 17 (S02E17) - 50
- Say it. - I'm your bitch.
#50