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Season 9  "Tell it To the Marines"  9x8

Aired 38 years ago - Jan 12, 1981

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 1
You picked the best diner on the detour.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 2
Excuse my grammar. Go ahead and finish, then I'll turn you down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
So much for that old flame.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
- You know why the English have such stiff upper lips? - Nah.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Me too. Leaves less for the rest of us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
[Chuckling] My friend, I want you to have this bottle of wine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
- Let's keep in touch, eh? Maybe we can be of service. - You bet.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
- Listen, you desert deadbeat, I need my five bucks. - I'm busted.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
## [Humming]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Perhaps later, if I need something to put on my salad.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Sounds like what went on in the backseat of your DeSoto.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
Then where, pray tell, did you get this ambrosia?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
- Hands off. - Hey, wait!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
"Please sign a code name so that your anonymity may be preserved.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Pretty good deal, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Rats! I'm so stupid I outsmarted myself.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
Well, should you have occasion to venture into the hostile territory...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
you have on that bulletin board.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
That does it. If we had some curare...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
- Social call, sir? - No, criminal.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Get the commanding Canuck on the horn.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
That's why I want you to ride shotgun with me.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
- It's Colonel LaFleur. - [Whispering] LaFleur.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Oxygen? We've got so much we're using it like air. How much do you need?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
I don't know. I'm not about to peek.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Unfortunately, I am at a disadvantaged position.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
And a tasteless Pierce.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Send that to the Dead Letter Office.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Signed, Very Married."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
"Your fabulous wine would be the perfect appetizer...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
"I've always thought you were all man.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
[Laughs]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Klinger, what the hell is this?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
# Love that's sweet and still unspoiled #
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
My, my. Where has the week gone?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
You're disgusting.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
is en route here with five bottles of that very vintage.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
I'm doing the best I can, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Please, sir, this is no place for a pit stop.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
- [Explosion In Distance] - Does this mean the honeymoon is over?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
A stallion springs a leak, all you gotta worry about...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
This wagon is going off the wagon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
But I am.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
- ## [Big Band, Slow] - ## [Humming]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
[Knocking]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I never thought this moment would happen...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 2
Excuse my grammar. Go ahead and finish, then I'll turn you down.
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
So much for that old flame.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
- You know why the English have such stiff upper lips? - Nah.
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Me too. Leaves less for the rest of us.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
[Chuckling] My friend, I want you to have this bottle of wine.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
- Let's keep in touch, eh? Maybe we can be of service. - You bet.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
- Listen, you desert deadbeat, I need my five bucks. - I'm busted.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
## [Humming]
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Perhaps later, if I need something to put on my salad.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Sounds like what went on in the backseat of your DeSoto.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
Then where, pray tell, did you get this ambrosia?
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
- Hands off. - Hey, wait!
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
"Please sign a code name so that your anonymity may be preserved.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Pretty good deal, huh?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Rats! I'm so stupid I outsmarted myself.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
Well, should you have occasion to venture into the hostile territory...
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
you have on that bulletin board.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
#19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
That does it. If we had some curare...
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
- Social call, sir? - No, criminal.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Get the commanding Canuck on the horn.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
That's why I want you to ride shotgun with me.
#23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
- It's Colonel LaFleur. - [Whispering] LaFleur.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Oxygen? We've got so much we're using it like air. How much do you need?
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
I don't know. I'm not about to peek.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Unfortunately, I am at a disadvantaged position.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
And a tasteless Pierce.
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Send that to the Dead Letter Office.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Signed, Very Married."
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
"Your fabulous wine would be the perfect appetizer...
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
"I've always thought you were all man.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
[Laughs]
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Klinger, what the hell is this?
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
# Love that's sweet and still unspoiled #
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
My, my. Where has the week gone?
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
You're disgusting.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
is en route here with five bottles of that very vintage.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
I'm doing the best I can, sir.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Please, sir, this is no place for a pit stop.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
- [Explosion In Distance] - Does this mean the honeymoon is over?
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
A stallion springs a leak, all you gotta worry about...
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
This wagon is going off the wagon.
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
But I am.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
- ## [Big Band, Slow] - ## [Humming]
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
[Knocking]
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I never thought this moment would happen...
#50