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Season 9  "Tell it To the Marines"  9x8

Aired 43 years ago - Jan 12, 1981

Winchester takes command during Potter's absence; and B.J. and Hawkeye try to convince the Marines to grant a hardship discharge to an immigrant soldier, Private Jost Van Liter.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 1
You picked the best diner on the detour.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 2
Excuse my grammar. Go ahead and finish, then I'll turn you down.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
So much for that old flame.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
- You know why the English have such stiff upper lips? - Nah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Me too. Leaves less for the rest of us.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
[Chuckling] My friend, I want you to have this bottle of wine.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
- Let's keep in touch, eh? Maybe we can be of service. - You bet.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
- Listen, you desert deadbeat, I need my five bucks. - I'm busted.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
## [Humming]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Perhaps later, if I need something to put on my salad.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Sounds like what went on in the backseat of your DeSoto.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
Then where, pray tell, did you get this ambrosia?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
- Hands off. - Hey, wait!
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
"Please sign a code name so that your anonymity may be preserved.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Pretty good deal, huh?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Rats! I'm so stupid I outsmarted myself.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
Well, should you have occasion to venture into the hostile territory...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
you have on that bulletin board.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
That does it. If we had some curare...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
- Social call, sir? - No, criminal.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Get the commanding Canuck on the horn.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
That's why I want you to ride shotgun with me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
- It's Colonel LaFleur. - [Whispering] LaFleur.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Oxygen? We've got so much we're using it like air. How much do you need?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
I don't know. I'm not about to peek.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Unfortunately, I am at a disadvantaged position.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
And a tasteless Pierce.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Send that to the Dead Letter Office.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Signed, Very Married."
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
"Your fabulous wine would be the perfect appetizer...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
"I've always thought you were all man.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
[Laughs]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Klinger, what the hell is this?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
# Love that's sweet and still unspoiled #
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
My, my. Where has the week gone?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
You're disgusting.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
is en route here with five bottles of that very vintage.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
I'm doing the best I can, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Please, sir, this is no place for a pit stop.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
- [Explosion In Distance] - Does this mean the honeymoon is over?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
A stallion springs a leak, all you gotta worry about...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
This wagon is going off the wagon.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
But I am.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
- ## [Big Band, Slow] - ## [Humming]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
[Knocking]
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I never thought this moment would happen...

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 2
Excuse my grammar. Go ahead and finish, then I'll turn you down.
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
So much for that old flame.
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
- You know why the English have such stiff upper lips? - Nah.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Me too. Leaves less for the rest of us.
#5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
[Chuckling] My friend, I want you to have this bottle of wine.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
- Let's keep in touch, eh? Maybe we can be of service. - You bet.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
- Listen, you desert deadbeat, I need my five bucks. - I'm busted.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
## [Humming]
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
Perhaps later, if I need something to put on my salad.
#10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
Sounds like what went on in the backseat of your DeSoto.
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
Then where, pray tell, did you get this ambrosia?
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
- Hands off. - Hey, wait!
#13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
"Please sign a code name so that your anonymity may be preserved.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Pretty good deal, huh?
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Rats! I'm so stupid I outsmarted myself.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
Well, should you have occasion to venture into the hostile territory...
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
you have on that bulletin board.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
Well, there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20
That does it. If we had some curare...
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21
- Social call, sir? - No, criminal.
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22
Get the commanding Canuck on the horn.
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
That's why I want you to ride shotgun with me.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
- It's Colonel LaFleur. - [Whispering] LaFleur.
#24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Oxygen? We've got so much we're using it like air. How much do you need?
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26 #26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
I don't know. I'm not about to peek.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Unfortunately, I am at a disadvantaged position.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
And a tasteless Pierce.
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
Send that to the Dead Letter Office.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
Signed, Very Married."
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
"Your fabulous wine would be the perfect appetizer...
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
"I've always thought you were all man.
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
[Laughs]
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35 #35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36
Klinger, what the hell is this?
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
# Love that's sweet and still unspoiled #
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
My, my. Where has the week gone?
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
You're disgusting.
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
is en route here with five bottles of that very vintage.
#41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
I'm doing the best I can, sir.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Please, sir, this is no place for a pit stop.
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
- [Explosion In Distance] - Does this mean the honeymoon is over?
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
A stallion springs a leak, all you gotta worry about...
#45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
This wagon is going off the wagon.
#46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
But I am.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
- ## [Big Band, Slow] - ## [Humming]
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
[Knocking]
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50
I never thought this moment would happen...
#50