S9 E6
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Season 9  "A War for all Seasons"  9x6

Aired 38 years ago - Dec 29, 1980

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 1
and now it's killed me.
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[Potter] Leave him alone. If he's reconstructing nerves via library book...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
presume to instruct an officer and a physician on proper surgical technique?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
I wasn't a sightseer. I was a technician on his surgical team for over a year.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
I've got the names of your enlistees who are due for discharge.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
Uh... Oh, I have this, uh, memo for you too, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
Bandy your japes, apes.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
In that case, may I present Major Winchester?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
- I don't wanna let the kitty out of the burlap. - [Vickers] What's with you?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
When they came into the army, they were made officers automatically.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
not to mention my wife... so it just ain't in the cards.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
Well, that's a shame.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
This drink's on me, Maxie.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
Tell Joey all about it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
Not since the army became my best friend.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Think about it. The army feeds you, clothes you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
What you need is an anchor...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
Where do I sign?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
I have been directed to address you...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
If I held that in, my teeth would've exploded.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
Certainly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
- Why me? They were bad too. - Yeah, but you're the top Katzenjammer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
[Chuckling] I'd like to leave these for your C.O.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
He wasn't even on the list.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
[Chuckles] When I saw him in the "O" Club...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
- Huh? - Get up. The maid wants to put fresh linen on the bar.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
No. It's all one fuzzy blur.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
I may be a rummy, but I'm no dummy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
Oh. So, you mean... You mean Laverne and Gus...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
[Shouting] Ah! Yes, Virginia! There is an escape clause.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
Look, Vickers caught Klinger with his heart down.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
- Pretty sober thoughts, Pierce. - Come on. He's crazy.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
George Washington, Andy Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
This is a major step, and I shouldn't take it in the heat of passion.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
- [Potter] Come in. - Sir, I thought it out.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
Anything I should know from here on out?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
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Gus knew I still loved Laverne. I told him that when I wrote him.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
If you wanna communicate with Laverne, why don't you write Laverne?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
Ah.
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
I don't need you and Gus to use my heartstrings for a taffy pull.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Sign it "John Hancock." It's my Declaration of Independence.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
You mean, after all he said...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Said if I didn't swear him in, he'd drive to "l" Corps and find somebody who would.

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[Potter] Leave him alone. If he's reconstructing nerves via library book...
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
presume to instruct an officer and a physician on proper surgical technique?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
I wasn't a sightseer. I was a technician on his surgical team for over a year.
#4
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I've got the names of your enlistees who are due for discharge.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
Uh... Oh, I have this, uh, memo for you too, sir.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
Bandy your japes, apes.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
In that case, may I present Major Winchester?
#9
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- I don't wanna let the kitty out of the burlap. - [Vickers] What's with you?
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
When they came into the army, they were made officers automatically.
#12
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not to mention my wife... so it just ain't in the cards.
#14
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Well, that's a shame.
#15
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This drink's on me, Maxie.
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
Tell Joey all about it.
#17
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Not since the army became my best friend.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Think about it. The army feeds you, clothes you...
#19
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What you need is an anchor...
#20
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Where do I sign?
#21
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I have been directed to address you...
#22
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If I held that in, my teeth would've exploded.
#23
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Certainly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
#25
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- Why me? They were bad too. - Yeah, but you're the top Katzenjammer.
#26
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[Chuckling] I'd like to leave these for your C.O.
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
He wasn't even on the list.
#28
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[Chuckles] When I saw him in the "O" Club...
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
- Huh? - Get up. The maid wants to put fresh linen on the bar.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
No. It's all one fuzzy blur.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
I may be a rummy, but I'm no dummy.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
Oh. So, you mean... You mean Laverne and Gus...
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
[Shouting] Ah! Yes, Virginia! There is an escape clause.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
Look, Vickers caught Klinger with his heart down.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
- Pretty sober thoughts, Pierce. - Come on. He's crazy.
#36
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George Washington, Andy Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt.
#37
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This is a major step, and I shouldn't take it in the heat of passion.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
- [Potter] Come in. - Sir, I thought it out.
#39
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Anything I should know from here on out?
#40
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Gus knew I still loved Laverne. I told him that when I wrote him.
#42
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If you wanna communicate with Laverne, why don't you write Laverne?
#43
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Ah.
#44
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I don't need you and Gus to use my heartstrings for a taffy pull.
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Sign it "John Hancock." It's my Declaration of Independence.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
You mean, after all he said...
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Said if I didn't swear him in, he'd drive to "l" Corps and find somebody who would.
#50