S9 E18
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Season 9  "Blood Brothers"  9x18

Aired 38 years ago - Apr 06, 1981

Hawkeye is overcome by the devotion of a terminally ill G.I., who has leukemia, for his critically wounded buddy, but he has trouble coming to terms with the fact that he can't cure the man. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is worried about the impending visit of a Cardinal.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 1
"even Major Winchester.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 2
Walter O'Reilly, gentleman farmer."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 3
Pretty good, huh? Is that pretty good, huh?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
- But you gotta admit, Colonel, I really nailed that fly good. - [Growls]
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
Klinger, ring up H.Q. And find out where that traveling eye doctor is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Wait a minute, Igor. What's that green stuff? We had roast beef yesterday.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
Ants crawl all the way from Arkansas just to sample it.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Yeah, the grandmother had pneumonia. We took care of her.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
I am only too glad to make present after you save my grandmother.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 10
but I do not read English good.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
From the looks of him, he's too pooped to hop.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
- You bet. No charge. - I'll pick up the lenses in Seoul...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13
Oh, no problem. Oh, the name's Bud.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
- Get her. - I do believe Margaret's making eyes at the optometrist.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
Oh, thank heavens they're gone. Now then, uh, Bud, was it?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
It says "sign here."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 17
The colonel obviously doesn't need glasses to read me the riot act.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 18
- Yeah! - Good name, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
Now, you take these drops for just a few days.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
[Laughs] All's well that ends well.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
All civilians, Colonel. Their village was mortared.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 24
- Are your grandparents okay? - I do not know.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 25
- [Sighs] Some life, huh? - Mm.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
Oh, excuse us, Charles. Want you to meet your new roomie, roomie.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27
I absolutely forbid you to use my quarters as the Ouijongbu "Y."
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
You are all my best friends.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
- I'm filled with compassion. - And soon with fresh vegetables.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 31
Well, you know, it's... it's, uh, fertilizer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 32
Dr. Hawkeye, Dr. B. J. Help me make garden.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 33
Oh, fellas, I'll see you later.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 34
- Have a cup of tea. - Ah, fine. I'm leaving again in the morning.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
Well, unless my memory is also failing, you told me one day I would need glasses.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
I mean, even with your imperfect eyes...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 37
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 38
Well, actually, tea's not my cup of tea.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
- Oh? - He says there's nothing going on between you and Bud.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40
It's awfully dark out there, Bud. Why don't I walk you to your tent.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 41
Well, one does what one can. Cognac for me, please.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 42
Be glad to. Klinger, boys, come on over here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
Poor fellow felt so bad, he ran into my office every 15 minutes to tell me the time.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
It's enough to make you want to cry in your root beer.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
Because in the present, he's 10,000-odd miles away.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
- [All Shouting] - Hello? How's the weather back there these days?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47
- Appreciate it. She's ringing. - Oh, good...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 48
Yes, ma'am, technology's just terrific.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 49
Well, you tell him we all send him our love...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 50
Had to take an evening job in the general store to pay the mortgage.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 2
Walter O'Reilly, gentleman farmer."
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 3
Pretty good, huh? Is that pretty good, huh?
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 4
- But you gotta admit, Colonel, I really nailed that fly good. - [Growls]
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 5
Klinger, ring up H.Q. And find out where that traveling eye doctor is.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 6
Wait a minute, Igor. What's that green stuff? We had roast beef yesterday.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 7
Ants crawl all the way from Arkansas just to sample it.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 8
Yeah, the grandmother had pneumonia. We took care of her.
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 9
I am only too glad to make present after you save my grandmother.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 10
but I do not read English good.
#10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 11
From the looks of him, he's too pooped to hop.
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 12
- You bet. No charge. - I'll pick up the lenses in Seoul...
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 13
Oh, no problem. Oh, the name's Bud.
#13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 14
- Get her. - I do believe Margaret's making eyes at the optometrist.
#14
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 15
Oh, thank heavens they're gone. Now then, uh, Bud, was it?
#15
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 16
It says "sign here."
#16
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 17
The colonel obviously doesn't need glasses to read me the riot act.
#17
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 18
- Yeah! - Good name, sir.
#18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 19 #19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 20
Now, you take these drops for just a few days.
#20
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 21
[Laughs] All's well that ends well.
#21
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 22
All civilians, Colonel. Their village was mortared.
#22
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 23 #23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 24
- Are your grandparents okay? - I do not know.
#24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 25
- [Sighs] Some life, huh? - Mm.
#25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 26
Oh, excuse us, Charles. Want you to meet your new roomie, roomie.
#26
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 27
I absolutely forbid you to use my quarters as the Ouijongbu "Y."
#27
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 28
You are all my best friends.
#28
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 29 #29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 30
- I'm filled with compassion. - And soon with fresh vegetables.
#30
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 31
Well, you know, it's... it's, uh, fertilizer.
#31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 32
Dr. Hawkeye, Dr. B. J. Help me make garden.
#32
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 33
Oh, fellas, I'll see you later.
#33
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 34
- Have a cup of tea. - Ah, fine. I'm leaving again in the morning.
#34
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 35
Well, unless my memory is also failing, you told me one day I would need glasses.
#35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 36
I mean, even with your imperfect eyes...
#36
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 37 #37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 38
Well, actually, tea's not my cup of tea.
#38
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 39
- Oh? - He says there's nothing going on between you and Bud.
#39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 40
It's awfully dark out there, Bud. Why don't I walk you to your tent.
#40
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 41
Well, one does what one can. Cognac for me, please.
#41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 42
Be glad to. Klinger, boys, come on over here.
#42
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 43
Poor fellow felt so bad, he ran into my office every 15 minutes to tell me the time.
#43
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 44
It's enough to make you want to cry in your root beer.
#44
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 45
Because in the present, he's 10,000-odd miles away.
#45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 46
- [All Shouting] - Hello? How's the weather back there these days?
#46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 47
- Appreciate it. She's ringing. - Oh, good...
#47
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 48
Yes, ma'am, technology's just terrific.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 49
Well, you tell him we all send him our love...
#49
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 18 (S09E18) - 50
Had to take an evening job in the general store to pay the mortgage.
#50