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Season 9  "A War for all Seasons"  9x6

Aired 44 years ago - Dec 29, 1980

On New Year's Eve, the staff looks back on the highlights of 1951: The doctors invent an artificial kidney machine; Mulcahy plants a garden; Margaret takes up knitting; and Klinger and Winchester bet on which baseball team will win the pennant.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 1
and now it's killed me.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
[Potter] Leave him alone. If he's reconstructing nerves via library book...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
presume to instruct an officer and a physician on proper surgical technique?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
I wasn't a sightseer. I was a technician on his surgical team for over a year.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
I've got the names of your enlistees who are due for discharge.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
Uh... Oh, I have this, uh, memo for you too, sir.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
Bandy your japes, apes.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
In that case, may I present Major Winchester?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
- I don't wanna let the kitty out of the burlap. - [Vickers] What's with you?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
When they came into the army, they were made officers automatically.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
not to mention my wife... so it just ain't in the cards.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
Well, that's a shame.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
This drink's on me, Maxie.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
Tell Joey all about it.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
Not since the army became my best friend.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Think about it. The army feeds you, clothes you...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
What you need is an anchor...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
Where do I sign?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
I have been directed to address you...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
If I held that in, my teeth would've exploded.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
Certainly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
- Why me? They were bad too. - Yeah, but you're the top Katzenjammer.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
[Chuckling] I'd like to leave these for your C.O.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
He wasn't even on the list.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
[Chuckles] When I saw him in the "O" Club...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
- Huh? - Get up. The maid wants to put fresh linen on the bar.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
No. It's all one fuzzy blur.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
I may be a rummy, but I'm no dummy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
Oh. So, you mean... You mean Laverne and Gus...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
[Shouting] Ah! Yes, Virginia! There is an escape clause.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
Look, Vickers caught Klinger with his heart down.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
- Pretty sober thoughts, Pierce. - Come on. He's crazy.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
George Washington, Andy Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
This is a major step, and I shouldn't take it in the heat of passion.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
- [Potter] Come in. - Sir, I thought it out.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
Anything I should know from here on out?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Gus knew I still loved Laverne. I told him that when I wrote him.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
If you wanna communicate with Laverne, why don't you write Laverne?
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
Ah.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
I don't need you and Gus to use my heartstrings for a taffy pull.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Sign it "John Hancock." It's my Declaration of Independence.
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
You mean, after all he said...
 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Said if I didn't swear him in, he'd drive to "l" Corps and find somebody who would.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 2
[Potter] Leave him alone. If he's reconstructing nerves via library book...
#2 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 3
presume to instruct an officer and a physician on proper surgical technique?
#3 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 4
I wasn't a sightseer. I was a technician on his surgical team for over a year.
#4 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 5 #5 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 6
I've got the names of your enlistees who are due for discharge.
#6 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 7
Uh... Oh, I have this, uh, memo for you too, sir.
#7 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 8
Bandy your japes, apes.
#8 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 9
In that case, may I present Major Winchester?
#9 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 10 #10 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 11
- I don't wanna let the kitty out of the burlap. - [Vickers] What's with you?
#11 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 12
When they came into the army, they were made officers automatically.
#12 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 13 #13 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 14
not to mention my wife... so it just ain't in the cards.
#14 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 15
Well, that's a shame.
#15 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 16
This drink's on me, Maxie.
#16 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 17
Tell Joey all about it.
#17 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 18
Not since the army became my best friend.
#18 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 19
Think about it. The army feeds you, clothes you...
#19 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 20
What you need is an anchor...
#20 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 21
Where do I sign?
#21 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 22
I have been directed to address you...
#22 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 23
If I held that in, my teeth would've exploded.
#23 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 24 #24 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 25
Certainly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
#25 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 26
- Why me? They were bad too. - Yeah, but you're the top Katzenjammer.
#26 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 27
[Chuckling] I'd like to leave these for your C.O.
#27 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 28
He wasn't even on the list.
#28 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 29
[Chuckles] When I saw him in the "O" Club...
#29 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 30
- Huh? - Get up. The maid wants to put fresh linen on the bar.
#30 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 31
No. It's all one fuzzy blur.
#31 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 32
I may be a rummy, but I'm no dummy.
#32 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 33
Oh. So, you mean... You mean Laverne and Gus...
#33 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 34
[Shouting] Ah! Yes, Virginia! There is an escape clause.
#34 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 35
Look, Vickers caught Klinger with his heart down.
#35 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 36
- Pretty sober thoughts, Pierce. - Come on. He's crazy.
#36 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 37
George Washington, Andy Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt.
#37 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 38
This is a major step, and I shouldn't take it in the heat of passion.
#38 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 39
- [Potter] Come in. - Sir, I thought it out.
#39 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 40
Anything I should know from here on out?
#40 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 41 #41 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 42
Gus knew I still loved Laverne. I told him that when I wrote him.
#42 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 43
If you wanna communicate with Laverne, why don't you write Laverne?
#43 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 44
Ah.
#44 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 45 #45 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 46 #46 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 47
I don't need you and Gus to use my heartstrings for a taffy pull.
#47 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 48
Sign it "John Hancock." It's my Declaration of Independence.
#48 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 49
You mean, after all he said...
#49 Recap of M*A*S*H Season 9 Episode 6 (S09E06) - 50
Said if I didn't swear him in, he'd drive to "l" Corps and find somebody who would.
#50