S1 E24
Status
Ended
Network
CBS
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Season 1  "Showtime"  1x24

Aired 51 years ago - Mar 25, 1973

Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labor and gives birth while he has Radar calling the hospital every 5 mins.An entertainer, Jackie Flash, visits the camp to entertain the troops.

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- Absolutely. Scalpel. - Scalpel.
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? Gee, but it's great to get together again
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They could phone about my wife any minute.
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? Just what we're doin' tonight
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This dentist is not touching anything that hasn't been checked by the bomb squad.
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- Mind if I look, for drooling purposes? - You unfold it. I could get a paper cut.
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Got it tangled in a nurse at his farewell party.
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? This is that once in a lifetime
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Sometimes - most of the time -
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Do you think that's true?
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? Never again
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OK, come on. Stay with us, will ya?
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Hello? Hello, uh, Bloomington, Illinois?
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They know what causes that now.
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Sir? She's not there any more.
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OK. Everything's gonna be fine.
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- I've lost the pulse. - I'm gonna massage the heart.
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Yes, operator, go ahead, I can hear you.
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Listen, tell Mildred - Mrs Blake -
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So this woman gets up real close to the guy in the sailor suit and she says:
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? Last night, yes, I did
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? I found your lips close to mine so I kissed you
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Yeah.
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What's goin' on? There's a rumour you three eloped.
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It's not supposed to work that way, you know.
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- What are you - 19? - I'm 18, sir.
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- Is it possible to bless ajeep, Father? - Consider it done.
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He's staying here, he didn't bust a pimple.
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Oh, no, no, sir. His mother works in the camp laundry.
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