S1 E11
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Season 1  "Germ Warfare"  1x11

Aired 51 years ago - Dec 10, 1972

Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts hepatitis, so they have to test Frank without him knowing, and have to keep him away from Margaret and the patients.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 1
If I hand out AB neg to somebody from the other side, and then one of our kids needs it,
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- You wanted these transfer orders? - No, I want the transfer orders.
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Henry, you're turning into a regular army clown before our very eyes.
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No sweat, Henry. Everything's going to be OK.
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Terrific. Take two splints out of petty cash.
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Easy. Henry okayed it. He's not taking up anybody's space but mine.
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Hey.
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Not so loud, my count.
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- You got enough? - Almost. I want to put a head on it.
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I'll go get Pai ready.
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- Is he all right? - He's fine.
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Not a bad way to go, really.
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Whether I'm there or not.
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If Frank did have it, it'd be a lovely way to get him out of our hair.
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- Hey, how do you feel, pal? - Feel? Me?
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Yeah? What was it?
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- High pulse rate. - A little disoriented. Classic signs.
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You know, we are gonna have to check him out for his own good.
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Frank, old buddy, let's hope you're not too house-broken.
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And don't ask me how I feel, because you have no real concern for my welfare.
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- I told you he'd be too hard-nosed to help. - I thought for once he'd be a regular guy.
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And now we'll try the other one.
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- You don't think the first was different? - No. Yes. Whatever.
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- We're redecorating. - What kind of nonsense is this?
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If you'll just step this way, we have a temporary officers' arrangement right here.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 33
- Ready, sir? - Hang on. You got the full scam?
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We can't let him near any patients until we get that report.
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because she senses the presence of her frequent partner,
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Not only that, but Dish wants you in post-op on the double.
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- Yes, sir. - Well, did I want to see him?
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
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But I didn't send for you, Major. Really.
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without the tawdriness that fills their sordid little affairs.
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- It's 4.30. - Yeah.
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- Just watch your tongue. - Can you say that in front of her?
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It's your liver, actually.
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It takes weeks for such symptoms to appear.

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- You wanted these transfer orders? - No, I want the transfer orders.
#2
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Henry, you're turning into a regular army clown before our very eyes.
#3
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No sweat, Henry. Everything's going to be OK.
#4
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Terrific. Take two splints out of petty cash.
#6
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Easy. Henry okayed it. He's not taking up anybody's space but mine.
#7
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Hey.
#9
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Not so loud, my count.
#11
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- You got enough? - Almost. I want to put a head on it.
#12
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I'll go get Pai ready.
#13
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- Is he all right? - He's fine.
#14
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Not a bad way to go, really.
#17
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Whether I'm there or not.
#18
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If Frank did have it, it'd be a lovely way to get him out of our hair.
#19
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- Hey, how do you feel, pal? - Feel? Me?
#20
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Yeah? What was it?
#21
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- High pulse rate. - A little disoriented. Classic signs.
#22
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You know, we are gonna have to check him out for his own good.
#23
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Frank, old buddy, let's hope you're not too house-broken.
#24
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And don't ask me how I feel, because you have no real concern for my welfare.
#25
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- I told you he'd be too hard-nosed to help. - I thought for once he'd be a regular guy.
#26
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And now we'll try the other one.
#29
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- You don't think the first was different? - No. Yes. Whatever.
#30
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- We're redecorating. - What kind of nonsense is this?
#31
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If you'll just step this way, we have a temporary officers' arrangement right here.
#32
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- Ready, sir? - Hang on. You got the full scam?
#33
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We can't let him near any patients until we get that report.
#35
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because she senses the presence of her frequent partner,
#36
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Not only that, but Dish wants you in post-op on the double.
#41
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- Yes, sir. - Well, did I want to see him?
#42
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
#43
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But I didn't send for you, Major. Really.
#44
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without the tawdriness that fills their sordid little affairs.
#46
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- It's 4.30. - Yeah.
#47
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- Just watch your tongue. - Can you say that in front of her?
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 11 (S01E11) - 49
It's your liver, actually.
#49
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It takes weeks for such symptoms to appear.
#50