S1 E19
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Season 1  "The Long-John Flap"  1x19

Aired 51 years ago - Feb 17, 1973

The camp suffers from the severe cold, except for Hawkeye who has received some long john's from his father. They get passed around from person to person, as a gift, a gambling stake, a trade, a bribe, stolen, given up to Father Mulcahy, who gives them to Henry, who returns them to Hawkeye as thanks for taking out his appendix.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 1
Turn down the radiator. I worked up a sweat out there.
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- Hawkeye? - Yeah?
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- Stop dripping your filthy germs on my bed. - $60, you can have the children.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 4
? The snow is snowing
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 5
You keep 'em.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 6
Some people don't care about anybody but themselves.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 7
OK, I bet 20 bucks.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 8
Could I, uh... could I interest you in...
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 9
I want to see this underwear first. I have very sensitive skin.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 10
What were they?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 11
to an astigmatic missing link with four tens! That's how!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 12
Can you walk at the same time? I want to eat this before I have broccoli-sicles.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 13
I just lost a fantastic hand-warmer to another guy and I wanna see who it is.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 14
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I'll break his leg, set it and break it again.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 16
She's got quite an appetite. If you know what I mean.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 17
Is that a whole one?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 18
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 19
How long of a walk is it from here to the soup, Sergeant?
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- I'm reducing you to Corporal. - Are you busting me?
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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 22
I wonder if you know who... might have left these here, sir.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 23
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 24
Those are mine, you hermaphroditic weasel!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 25
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 26
How much?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 27
The moon, Margaret, the moon.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 28
How would that look to our minister? He lives up the street from us.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 30
You mean if you ever get a pair?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 31
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 32
- Take off your clothes. - Take off my clothes?!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 33
I gotta have long johns. I'm getting a terrible draught up my skirt.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 34
Major Burns, nobody takes me seriously. I'm gettin' tired of that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 35
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 36
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In surgery, perfecting my sawing-the-man-in-half routine.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 38
You wouldn't even have seen them if Trapper hadn't coughed up his lungs!
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 39
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 40
Oh, my. Aren't they nice.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 41
- I know. I hear it too. - You do?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 42
Certainly. But you're holding down the hand I do that with.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 43
I took the liberty of wearing them last night.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 44
- Radar? - Yes, sir?
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 45
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 46
- Hi. - Are we interrupting anything?
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- And they're johns. I guess they're his. - Let's have 'em.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 48
- What's the matter? Are you sick? - No, don't be an idiot.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 49
You're having trouble digesting your appendix.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 50
I don't have any symptoms. Look, it'll all clear up the next time I throw up.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 2
- Hawkeye? - Yeah?
#2
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 3
- Stop dripping your filthy germs on my bed. - $60, you can have the children.
#3
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 4
? The snow is snowing
#4
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 5
You keep 'em.
#5
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 6
Some people don't care about anybody but themselves.
#6
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 7
OK, I bet 20 bucks.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 8
Could I, uh... could I interest you in...
#8
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I want to see this underwear first. I have very sensitive skin.
#9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 10
What were they?
#10
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to an astigmatic missing link with four tens! That's how!
#11
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 12
Can you walk at the same time? I want to eat this before I have broccoli-sicles.
#12
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 13
I just lost a fantastic hand-warmer to another guy and I wanna see who it is.
#13
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I'll break his leg, set it and break it again.
#15
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She's got quite an appetite. If you know what I mean.
#16
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Is that a whole one?
#17
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How long of a walk is it from here to the soup, Sergeant?
#19
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- I'm reducing you to Corporal. - Are you busting me?
#20
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I wonder if you know who... might have left these here, sir.
#22
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Those are mine, you hermaphroditic weasel!
#24
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How much?
#26
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The moon, Margaret, the moon.
#27
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How would that look to our minister? He lives up the street from us.
#28
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You mean if you ever get a pair?
#30
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- Take off your clothes. - Take off my clothes?!
#32
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I gotta have long johns. I'm getting a terrible draught up my skirt.
#33
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Major Burns, nobody takes me seriously. I'm gettin' tired of that.
#34
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In surgery, perfecting my sawing-the-man-in-half routine.
#37
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You wouldn't even have seen them if Trapper hadn't coughed up his lungs!
#38
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Oh, my. Aren't they nice.
#40
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- I know. I hear it too. - You do?
#41
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Certainly. But you're holding down the hand I do that with.
#42
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I took the liberty of wearing them last night.
#43
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- Radar? - Yes, sir?
#44
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- Hi. - Are we interrupting anything?
#46
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- And they're johns. I guess they're his. - Let's have 'em.
#47
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- What's the matter? Are you sick? - No, don't be an idiot.
#48
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 19 (S01E19) - 49
You're having trouble digesting your appendix.
#49
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I don't have any symptoms. Look, it'll all clear up the next time I throw up.
#50