S1 E9
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Season 1  "Henry, Please Come Home"  1x9

Aired 51 years ago - Nov 19, 1972

Henry receives a citation for the camp achieving the best efficiency rating, and then General Hammond reassigns him to Tokyo. Frank then changes the camp to be more military, and he confiscates Hawkeye's and Trapper's still. They use forged passes to go to Tokyo to convince Henry to come back and end up pretending Radar is sick.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 1
the best record of any medical unit in Korea."
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to award to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake
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I don't know what to say. I haven't prepared an acceptance speech.
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Right down to my right-hand, Corporal Radar O'Reilly,
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 5
I think back to the time when I first considered a career in medicine,
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Well, fine. I'll keep in touch with you on that.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
We're going to miss you, chief. Your fighting spirit, your little moods.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 9
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 10
- Everything but Clausewitz on Hernias. - Give me back my books.
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Sir, it's been a privilege serving under you. I hope we see each other real soon.
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- Fitness reports. - Not those.
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You certainly came to the right place.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 18
I could swear I heard a bugle.
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- An inspection? - What's "inspection"?
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Sergeant, put these men on report.
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- Take it out of here! That's an order! - Watch it, buddy. This thing could go off.
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or I promise you, there'll be hell to pay.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 25
We have to give it careful, considered, intelligent thought.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 26
We could forge the general's signature on some orders and send him back to the States.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 27
It's crude, very crude, but I like it. It's interesting.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 28
- After we get rid of Major Burns, then what? - Hey, that's an important point.
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We were happy when Henry was in command. We understood each other.
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Look, I got an idea, but I'll need a couple of passes to Tokyo.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 31
Gentlemen, with these I promise you peace in our time.
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- There's that sense of humour again. - Henry, we've really missed it.
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I don't exactly sit around my room playing the kazoo.
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Come on, man. All the time I was there, I slept with a loaded gun under my pillow.
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I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send her an obi coat or a hand-painted fan.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 37
? Had you dropped me a letter, I'd have hired a band...
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- How are you? - I'm OK.
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Tell Spearchucker to get some blood chemistries
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- Sorry. - You're sorry now.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 43
- We'll tell you when we know something. - Hey, wait a minute.
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How's he doin'?
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- Man's inhumanity to man. - Frank, I'm examining this patient.
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Henry, listen. Let's do some more studies. Enzymes, abdominal x-rays, the works.
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I might do that.

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to award to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake
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I don't know what to say. I haven't prepared an acceptance speech.
#3
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Right down to my right-hand, Corporal Radar O'Reilly,
#4
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I think back to the time when I first considered a career in medicine,
#5
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Well, fine. I'll keep in touch with you on that.
#7
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 9 (S01E09) - 8
We're going to miss you, chief. Your fighting spirit, your little moods.
#8
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- Everything but Clausewitz on Hernias. - Give me back my books.
#10
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Sir, it's been a privilege serving under you. I hope we see each other real soon.
#12
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- Fitness reports. - Not those.
#16
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You certainly came to the right place.
#17
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I could swear I heard a bugle.
#18
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- An inspection? - What's "inspection"?
#20
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Sergeant, put these men on report.
#22
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- Take it out of here! That's an order! - Watch it, buddy. This thing could go off.
#23
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or I promise you, there'll be hell to pay.
#24
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We have to give it careful, considered, intelligent thought.
#25
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We could forge the general's signature on some orders and send him back to the States.
#26
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It's crude, very crude, but I like it. It's interesting.
#27
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- After we get rid of Major Burns, then what? - Hey, that's an important point.
#28
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We were happy when Henry was in command. We understood each other.
#29
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Look, I got an idea, but I'll need a couple of passes to Tokyo.
#30
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Gentlemen, with these I promise you peace in our time.
#31
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- There's that sense of humour again. - Henry, we've really missed it.
#32
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I don't exactly sit around my room playing the kazoo.
#33
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Come on, man. All the time I was there, I slept with a loaded gun under my pillow.
#35
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I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll send her an obi coat or a hand-painted fan.
#36
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? Had you dropped me a letter, I'd have hired a band...
#37
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- How are you? - I'm OK.
#39
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Tell Spearchucker to get some blood chemistries
#41
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- Sorry. - You're sorry now.
#42
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- We'll tell you when we know something. - Hey, wait a minute.
#43
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How's he doin'?
#45
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- Man's inhumanity to man. - Frank, I'm examining this patient.
#47
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Henry, listen. Let's do some more studies. Enzymes, abdominal x-rays, the works.
#48
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I might do that.
#50