S1 E14
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Season 1  "Love Story"  1x14

Aired 51 years ago - Jan 07, 1973

Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the relationship, so Hawkeye and Trapper get between her and Frank until she relents. Radar's "Ahhhh, Bach!" and "That's highly significant," quotes win him the girl.

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Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 1
- Is it high? - High?
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My prescription: extra duty.
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Come on, kid. What is it?
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Hi, Radar. This is Linda Sue,
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I'm awful sorry this happened,
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Quit kissing that part here! Elroy!
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Heavy alimony?
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- Forget it. - Try it once.
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Trapper!
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- Oh, hey, what about Radar? - Radar who?
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Now, look. Let's face it: I struck out in the World Series of love.
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- Corporal, get the lieutenant's bags. - Yes, sir.
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Oh, that's all right. I'm not using it now.
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I just drive the Welcome Wagon.
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- Do you like Italian poets? - No, but I'm crazy about lasagne.
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Bach at Carnegie Hall. Tchaikovsky, Shostakovich...
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Radar, you got a problem. Come here. This Lieutenant Anderson has a brain.
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You can't read all of these. Familiarise yourself with names and dates.
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- What if she corners me on something? - OK, all right. You just...
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"I consider that horse-and-buggy thinking."
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- Ahh, Bach. - Smile a little bit.
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- Say something. - Speaking of Tolstoy...
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Actually, he was one of the hardest-working neo-realist writers of the 19th century.
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 31
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Radar reads an awful lot.
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Making a fuss over an enlisted man? Fawning all over him?
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and I've got the London Symphony playing Tchaikovsky.
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All right, hold it.
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That means my marriage is only worth $1.78?
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before you declare each other fit?
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OK, folks, you want to... Would you kind of settle...
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for the treatment of this disorder. Lights, Radar? Thank you.
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followed, of course, by slide C....
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It's been days and days and days and days, Frank.
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If a man shaves, does it have to mean he's...
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Date?! What date?
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Where were you? What happened last night?
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My prescription: extra duty.
#3
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Come on, kid. What is it?
#5
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Hi, Radar. This is Linda Sue,
#6
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I'm awful sorry this happened,
#7
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Quit kissing that part here! Elroy!
#8
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 9
Heavy alimony?
#9
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- Forget it. - Try it once.
#10
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Trapper!
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- Oh, hey, what about Radar? - Radar who?
#13
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Now, look. Let's face it: I struck out in the World Series of love.
#14
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- Corporal, get the lieutenant's bags. - Yes, sir.
#15
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Oh, that's all right. I'm not using it now.
#16
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I just drive the Welcome Wagon.
#18
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- Do you like Italian poets? - No, but I'm crazy about lasagne.
#19
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Bach at Carnegie Hall. Tchaikovsky, Shostakovich...
#20
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Radar, you got a problem. Come here. This Lieutenant Anderson has a brain.
#22
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You can't read all of these. Familiarise yourself with names and dates.
#23
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- What if she corners me on something? - OK, all right. You just...
#24
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"I consider that horse-and-buggy thinking."
#25
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- Ahh, Bach. - Smile a little bit.
#26
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- Say something. - Speaking of Tolstoy...
#29
Recap of M*A*S*H Season 1 Episode 14 (S01E14) - 30
Actually, he was one of the hardest-working neo-realist writers of the 19th century.
#30
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Radar reads an awful lot.
#32
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Making a fuss over an enlisted man? Fawning all over him?
#33
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and I've got the London Symphony playing Tchaikovsky.
#34
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All right, hold it.
#35
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That means my marriage is only worth $1.78?
#37
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before you declare each other fit?
#38
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OK, folks, you want to... Would you kind of settle...
#41
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for the treatment of this disorder. Lights, Radar? Thank you.
#42
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followed, of course, by slide C....
#43
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It's been days and days and days and days, Frank.
#44
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If a man shaves, does it have to mean he's...
#45
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Date?! What date?
#47
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Where were you? What happened last night?
#48
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