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Season 2  "Slap Bet"  2x9

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 20, 2006

Ted and Barney discusses their viewpoints on knowing things about women. Barney thinks that the more you know the more likely you are to find a deal breaker. Ted wants to know the deal breakers right away, as Robin refuses to go to the mall to cover her secret.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
No, it's true. They tell each other everything.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
because he's afraid of Sasquatch.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
But I already had the toothpaste on the toothbrush.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
Our friend Robin used to do porn, wait for it...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
That's not what I'm "hey"ing you about.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
numerous fine dining options, and talk about a reasonable--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
Well, I don't know. Whenever I ask her about Canada,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Her wedding cake was a Mrs. Fields' giant cookie.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
So you don't think there's any "friend" from Canada?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Robin was not in porn. I bet you anything that she's married.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
as hard as they possibly can-- but no rings.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
On your tombstone, it will read,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
so maybe you should just drop it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Marshall, you know Marshall. He thinks that the reason
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
Nope, I'm not married. Your turn.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
It was a mistake and he moved away, but...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
and we got married at a mall and we broke up at a mall
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
It's just a part of my life I want to forget.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
I can't believe you told us Robin's secret.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
I mean, what kind of boyfriend are you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Don't get too cocky, Slappy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
Fine, I won't tell Barney. What is it?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
I-I can't confront her, 'cause then she'll know I told you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Honest.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
June. We had a June wedding.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
but the actual dinner was a buffet in the Food Court
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
'cause I just love that smooth alto sound.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
- What library? - The one on Fifth.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
See, this is why I don't tell people secrets.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
my biggest secret in the world? Five minutes?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
I know Robin was never really married.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Crazy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
- Barney gets three slaps. - Three?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
and I am about to show it to you right now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
He just emailed me that it will be up and running
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
No, Barney, I said we're not watching this.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
I want to stress that I was young.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
Isn't there something I can do to make it up to you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
What the hell was that?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
# Is what it's all about #
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
# Everybody come and play #
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
The '80s didn't come to Canada till, like, '93.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
Guys, Robin's rapping.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
Yeah, but the constant fear of knowing that at any moment,

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 2
No, it's true. They tell each other everything.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 3
because he's afraid of Sasquatch.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 4
But I already had the toothpaste on the toothbrush.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 5
Our friend Robin used to do porn, wait for it...
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 6
That's not what I'm "hey"ing you about.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 7
numerous fine dining options, and talk about a reasonable--
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 8
Well, I don't know. Whenever I ask her about Canada,
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 9
Her wedding cake was a Mrs. Fields' giant cookie.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 10
So you don't think there's any "friend" from Canada?
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 11
Robin was not in porn. I bet you anything that she's married.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 12
as hard as they possibly can-- but no rings.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 13
On your tombstone, it will read,
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 14
so maybe you should just drop it.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 15
Marshall, you know Marshall. He thinks that the reason
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 16
Nope, I'm not married. Your turn.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 17
It was a mistake and he moved away, but...
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 18
and we got married at a mall and we broke up at a mall
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 19
It's just a part of my life I want to forget.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 20
I can't believe you told us Robin's secret.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 21
I mean, what kind of boyfriend are you?
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 22 #22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 23
Don't get too cocky, Slappy.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 24
If I have to sit through one more flat-chested Nova Scotian
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 25
Fine, I won't tell Barney. What is it?
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 26
I-I can't confront her, 'cause then she'll know I told you.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 27
Honest.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 28
June. We had a June wedding.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 29
but the actual dinner was a buffet in the Food Court
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 30
'cause I just love that smooth alto sound.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 31
- What library? - The one on Fifth.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 32
See, this is why I don't tell people secrets.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 33
my biggest secret in the world? Five minutes?
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 34
I know Robin was never really married.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 35
Crazy.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 36
- Barney gets three slaps. - Three?
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 39
and I am about to show it to you right now.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 40
He just emailed me that it will be up and running
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 41
No, Barney, I said we're not watching this.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 42
I want to stress that I was young.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 43
Isn't there something I can do to make it up to you?
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 44
What the hell was that?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 46
# Is what it's all about #
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 47
# Everybody come and play #
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 48
The '80s didn't come to Canada till, like, '93.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 49
Guys, Robin's rapping.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 9 (S02E09) - 50
Yeah, but the constant fear of knowing that at any moment,
#50