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Season 3

Aired 11 years ago - May 19, 2008

Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.

Aired 11 years ago - May 12, 2008

When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.

Aired 11 years ago - May 05, 2008

Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 28, 2008

Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 21, 2008

Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.

Aired 11 years ago - Apr 14, 2008

After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.

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What, that's it?
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Like christmas bonuses or sexual harassment.
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We've barely made love in weeks.
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So arthur's busy giving me the full screaming treatment...
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On an apartment that is crooked.
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I don't know what happened.
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God, you're hot right now.
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Have you finally finished the ninja report?
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Then why are you still in my office?
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With a big eloquent speech defending human dignity.
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You see, we are all born with certain incontrovertible rights,
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You got me hooked, reel me in.
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You made this company look bad, and quite frankly,
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I don't need to take your crap anymore.
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Come on, come on, come on,
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And then his cousin's website tanked.
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Can somebody, for god's sakes,
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I like to call the chain of screaming.
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Lily screams at one of the kids in her kindergarten class.
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It's a circle, ted, I called it a circle.
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You guys always undermine me
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Well, what I teach my kids in kindergarten...
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In the future, if you want someone to do their best work,
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I saw your wife's picture in your office.
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I have the ninja report right here, but...
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...or your bare back, a bead of eager sweat
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Just pretend you're talking to stella.
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Okay, I'll see you soon.
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I need to get away-- just drive, man.
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Sorry-- what happened?
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I'm here to save your life-- you hungry?
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Marshall, the chain of screaming is a real thing.
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Someone who's gonna bring you meatloaf
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Ooh, I like stories.
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That waiter is every boss and every bully
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Enjoy, my friends.
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But I ordered a blt and gravy fries,
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To have my wife scream at me because I'm never home.
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Well, that's just not true.
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If you're not gonna yell at the waiter,
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I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of a butterfly
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Okay, now, well, that's just not cool.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 31, 2008

Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 24, 2008

Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.

Aired 11 years ago - Mar 17, 2008

Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 10, 2007

Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 26, 2007

When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 19, 2007

Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.

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a year earlier, marshall made a bet with barney
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the day after thanksgiving.
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damn it!
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if you're trying to freak me out
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you showed your hand.
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okay, kids, the truth is,bob probably looked like this.
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parents?
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let's go get a drink.
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he's 150; robin's 27.
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sleep-eating is a very serious and delicious medical condition.
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they're both super swamped preparing for tomorrow.
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yeah, they do.
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yeah, i'll be there, absolutely.
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no, i'm not going to wear the medal of honor.
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are you working on the cranberry sauce?
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the killer does not grab a bullhorn and announce,
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-hey, happy thanksgiving. -you, too.
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robin and i have never really been alone together.
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because you don't want to hurt someone you really care about,
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i yawned like a million times trying to get him to leave.
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he panics and says the first thing that pops into his head.
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i thought it would break the ice.
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okay, um...
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so we're making a pie for bob.
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upset me? wait a second.
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right?
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he's 41! why are you bashing on him so hard?
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secondly, have i said one word
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okay, maybe we should talk about this later.
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and then we high-five again!
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oh, lily, it's not as bad as it sounds.
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clearly, we need to talk about this.
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look, i'm not mad.
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you're like the crappy kid in little league
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this is thanksgiving. solve this right now.
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oh, my!
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shattering the time-slap continuum.
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i can't eat.
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-but it's slapsgiving.-no!it's not!
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thanksgiving is a day of peace.
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and for the rest of the day,
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apparently not.
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because it would be inconvenient not to.
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so...
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okay.
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so we sat down to our first thanksgiving
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nope. this sucks.eat up and leave.
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but she also started a new tradition.
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Aired 11 years ago - Nov 12, 2007

Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed

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why would i want to see that?
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the results are in.
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for who? a witch building a house in the forest?
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and they'll e-mail it to you or something?
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just try to keep it off your mind until then.
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i don't know yet. i lost my password.
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love you too.
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but there is a way i can help you with your problem.
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in a darkened parking structure?
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see it now?
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that my english teacher had sex with me.
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you getrush you get from killing a unwanted dog
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and it's got a huge blind spot.
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we made love for ten straight hours.
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who's cathy?
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cathy talks... a lot.
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i like chicken.
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lorax is a funny word.
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who invented the murphy bed?
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hey, do you guys like cannolis?
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i was scared for her.
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somebody got stay me here because the thing i am going out has so much.
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and a lot of times boyfriends and girlfriends...
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you said you wanted to know!
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well, you could have let me enjoy it a little longer.
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eventually, you get used to these annoying little things
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i assumed because she's loyal, wears shiny belts
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oh, man, honestly, dude, that's the meanest thing
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besides dry twigs and small animal bones?
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well, i never noticed it before until...
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oh, my god, do i really chew that loudly?
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this is all ted's fault.
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actually, kleenex is a brand.
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figuratively.
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and stay away from the windows.
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and the national security act of 1948, which created to cia.
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i have to know, yes, yes.
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you ready to see your future, bro?
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to look at your stupid video?
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uh-huh, yeah, i have to...
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you drink it? is that how water works?
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figuratively.
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to your thing of singing what you do all the time.
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Cause I left the detergent
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interesting, interesting,
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i literally want to rip your head off.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 05, 2007

Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 29, 2007

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

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- More around the eyes. - Oh, I do see that.
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And here's your water, in case you're dehydrated, Ted Mosby.
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Wow. That's 42 movies a month.
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Ted Mosby did an interview in Adult Video Weekly.
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Wow, I've been reading your magazine since I was a little kid.
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I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard but they're great guys.
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Um, interesting.
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Dude, I am so, so psyched that you're here.
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why do you want to work at Nicholson, Hewitt & West?
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And before you know it, you're naked in my apartment
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Let me buy you dinner, tomorrow night, as a thank you ?
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The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster.
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Oh, you should go. I mean, you're not gonna take the job,
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Well, it's yourlucky day. He's gonna be signing autographs tomorrow night
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Right.
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This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and... Wow.
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I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.
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You're not gonna be tempted by big numbers and fancy perks.
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walk out proud.
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'Cause Robin was about to ask Lily the one question...
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I steal. I'm a criminal.
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- How much do you owe? - I don't know!
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Dude, come on, let's just find Bizarro me and get out of here.
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which is why his work has stood the test of time.
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I don't know what it is.
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but I never paint anymore.
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Wait, okay, this all makes sense.
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I know. It's terrible that I was trying to get him to do that.
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Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.
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You told them to go pick on someone their own size.
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Yeah, listen, Ted, you got to stop using my name.
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You know, I'm actually looking for a new project to shoot next Friday afternoon.
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I guess I thought you'd be psyched.
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Lance Hardwood, yeah.
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I love it.
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the long journey home after doing something you regret the night before.
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- I crashed uptown. - Yeah, yeah. Listen,
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and it was a haze of cigars and scotch and Swayze,
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disgusting money that could help our future family
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Okay, you've got to stop screaming.
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Maybe you should use this to write down people's orders.
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Lily, you have to tell him. You can help him make this decision.
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I have something to say, and it's gonna help you make your decision.
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I think you should take the job at the NRDC.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 22, 2007

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

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and as fate would have it that someone was marshall.
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dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
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aw.
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crazy-generous maybe,buying us drinks.
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no. no. barney and i are not together. no. no.
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you know who else is friends with ted?
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he was, uh...let's say, eating a sandwich.
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good afternoon, sir.
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my parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school.
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i didn't realize ted wasn't the dean
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oh, here we go.
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uh, no. but i would love to buy one of them, if...
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no, i'm saying that you shouldn't be.
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i'm taking my deaf brother out
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he's my brother and i love him.
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unless you're a total idiot.
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barney.we met at the urinal.
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be totally silent for the next five minutes.
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and even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
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great. funny.
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but it's not a big deal.
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wait, you guys dated?
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i'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
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let's see how blahblah is doing on the crazy/hot scale.
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another girl i dated--
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lily and marshall's story is so romantic.
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about what you might get to do later tonight?
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it was pretty strong.
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you know?
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so again, mum's thword, okay?
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"we can know with certainty,
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ted.
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she knows about us,about how we really met.
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ted, i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
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before i met marshall, and it was just some random dude.
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no, no.
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those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,
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i'm teaching ted how to live,
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he's going to use force?
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how much hotter is she
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pep talk.
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go get 'em, tiger.
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that man is a god.
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what do you think of that, robin?
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and i'm unreasonably small mouth opening girl.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 15, 2007

Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 08, 2007

Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 01, 2007

Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 24, 2007

Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.