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Season 3  "How I Met Everyone Else"  3x5

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 22, 2007

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
and as fate would have it that someone was marshall.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
aw.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
crazy-generous maybe,buying us drinks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
no. no. barney and i are not together. no. no.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
you know who else is friends with ted?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
he was, uh...let's say, eating a sandwich.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
good afternoon, sir.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
my parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
i didn't realize ted wasn't the dean
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
oh, here we go.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
uh, no. but i would love to buy one of them, if...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
no, i'm saying that you shouldn't be.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
i'm taking my deaf brother out
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
he's my brother and i love him.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
unless you're a total idiot.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
barney.we met at the urinal.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
be totally silent for the next five minutes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
and even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
great. funny.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
but it's not a big deal.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
wait, you guys dated?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
i'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
let's see how blahblah is doing on the crazy/hot scale.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
another girl i dated--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
lily and marshall's story is so romantic.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
about what you might get to do later tonight?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
it was pretty strong.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
you know?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
so again, mum's thword, okay?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
"we can know with certainty,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
she knows about us,about how we really met.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
ted, i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
before i met marshall, and it was just some random dude.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
no, no.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
i'm teaching ted how to live,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
he's going to use force?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
how much hotter is she
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
pep talk.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
go get 'em, tiger.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
that man is a god.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
what do you think of that, robin?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
and i'm unreasonably small mouth opening girl.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
aw.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
crazy-generous maybe,buying us drinks.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
no. no. barney and i are not together. no. no.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
you know who else is friends with ted?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
he was, uh...let's say, eating a sandwich.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
good afternoon, sir.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
my parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
i didn't realize ted wasn't the dean
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
oh, here we go.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
uh, no. but i would love to buy one of them, if...
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
no, i'm saying that you shouldn't be.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
i'm taking my deaf brother out
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
he's my brother and i love him.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
unless you're a total idiot.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
barney.we met at the urinal.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
be totally silent for the next five minutes.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19 #19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
and even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
great. funny.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
but it's not a big deal.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
wait, you guys dated?
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
i'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
let's see how blahblah is doing on the crazy/hot scale.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
another girl i dated--
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
lily and marshall's story is so romantic.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
about what you might get to do later tonight?
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30 #30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
it was pretty strong.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
you know?
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
so again, mum's thword, okay?
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
"we can know with certainty,
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
ted.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
she knows about us,about how we really met.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
ted, i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
before i met marshall, and it was just some random dude.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
no, no.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
i'm teaching ted how to live,
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
he's going to use force?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
how much hotter is she
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
pep talk.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
go get 'em, tiger.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
that man is a god.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
what do you think of that, robin?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
and i'm unreasonably small mouth opening girl.
#50