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Season 3  "How I Met Everyone Else"  3x5

Aired 13 years ago - Oct 22, 2007

Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
and as fate would have it that someone was marshall.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
aw.
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crazy-generous maybe,buying us drinks.
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no. no. barney and i are not together. no. no.
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you know who else is friends with ted?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
he was, uh...let's say, eating a sandwich.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
good afternoon, sir.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
my parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
i didn't realize ted wasn't the dean
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
oh, here we go.
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uh, no. but i would love to buy one of them, if...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
no, i'm saying that you shouldn't be.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
i'm taking my deaf brother out
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
he's my brother and i love him.
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unless you're a total idiot.
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barney.we met at the urinal.
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be totally silent for the next five minutes.
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and even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
great. funny.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
but it's not a big deal.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
wait, you guys dated?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
i'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
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let's see how blahblah is doing on the crazy/hot scale.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
another girl i dated--
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
lily and marshall's story is so romantic.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
about what you might get to do later tonight?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
it was pretty strong.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
you know?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
so again, mum's thword, okay?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
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"we can know with certainty,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
ted.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
she knows about us,about how we really met.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
ted, i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
before i met marshall, and it was just some random dude.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
no, no.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
i'm teaching ted how to live,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
he's going to use force?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
how much hotter is she
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
pep talk.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
go get 'em, tiger.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
that man is a god.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
what do you think of that, robin?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
and i'm unreasonably small mouth opening girl.

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dude, this black-haired goth chick stopped by today.
#2
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aw.
#3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
crazy-generous maybe,buying us drinks.
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
no. no. barney and i are not together. no. no.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
you know who else is friends with ted?
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
he was, uh...let's say, eating a sandwich.
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
good afternoon, sir.
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
my parents are going to donate a lot of money to this school.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
i didn't realize ted wasn't the dean
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
oh, here we go.
#11
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uh, no. but i would love to buy one of them, if...
#12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
no, i'm saying that you shouldn't be.
#13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
i'm taking my deaf brother out
#14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
he's my brother and i love him.
#15
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unless you're a total idiot.
#16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
barney.we met at the urinal.
#17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
be totally silent for the next five minutes.
#18
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and even though that girl ended up giving me a fake number,
#21
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great. funny.
#22
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but it's not a big deal.
#23
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wait, you guys dated?
#24
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i'm sure he will get you where you need to go.
#25
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let's see how blahblah is doing on the crazy/hot scale.
#26
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another girl i dated--
#27
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lily and marshall's story is so romantic.
#28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
about what you might get to do later tonight?
#29
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it was pretty strong.
#32
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you know?
#33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
so again, mum's thword, okay?
#34
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"we can know with certainty,
#36
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ted.
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
she knows about us,about how we really met.
#38
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ted, i honestly don't know what you're talking about.
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
before i met marshall, and it was just some random dude.
#40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
no, no.
#41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
those kind of stats are only okay if you're 11,
#42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
i'm teaching ted how to live,
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
he's going to use force?
#44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
how much hotter is she
#45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
pep talk.
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
go get 'em, tiger.
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
that man is a god.
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
what do you think of that, robin?
#49
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and i'm unreasonably small mouth opening girl.
#50