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Season 3  "I'm Not That Guy"  3x6

Aired 16 years ago - Oct 29, 2007

Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
- More around the eyes. - Oh, I do see that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
And here's your water, in case you're dehydrated, Ted Mosby.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
Wow. That's 42 movies a month.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
Ted Mosby did an interview in Adult Video Weekly.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
Wow, I've been reading your magazine since I was a little kid.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard but they're great guys.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Um, interesting.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Dude, I am so, so psyched that you're here.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
why do you want to work at Nicholson, Hewitt & West?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
And before you know it, you're naked in my apartment
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Let me buy you dinner, tomorrow night, as a thank you ?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Oh, you should go. I mean, you're not gonna take the job,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Well, it's yourlucky day. He's gonna be signing autographs tomorrow night
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Right.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and... Wow.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
You're not gonna be tempted by big numbers and fancy perks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
walk out proud.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
'Cause Robin was about to ask Lily the one question...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
I steal. I'm a criminal.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- How much do you owe? - I don't know!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Dude, come on, let's just find Bizarro me and get out of here.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
which is why his work has stood the test of time.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
I don't know what it is.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
but I never paint anymore.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Wait, okay, this all makes sense.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
I know. It's terrible that I was trying to get him to do that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
You told them to go pick on someone their own size.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Yeah, listen, Ted, you got to stop using my name.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
You know, I'm actually looking for a new project to shoot next Friday afternoon.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
I guess I thought you'd be psyched.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Lance Hardwood, yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
I love it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
the long journey home after doing something you regret the night before.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
- I crashed uptown. - Yeah, yeah. Listen,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
and it was a haze of cigars and scotch and Swayze,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
disgusting money that could help our future family
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Okay, you've got to stop screaming.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Maybe you should use this to write down people's orders.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
Lily, you have to tell him. You can help him make this decision.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
I have something to say, and it's gonna help you make your decision.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
I think you should take the job at the NRDC.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
- More around the eyes. - Oh, I do see that.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
And here's your water, in case you're dehydrated, Ted Mosby.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
Wow. That's 42 movies a month.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
Ted Mosby did an interview in Adult Video Weekly.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
Wow, I've been reading your magazine since I was a little kid.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard but they're great guys.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Um, interesting.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Dude, I am so, so psyched that you're here.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
why do you want to work at Nicholson, Hewitt & West?
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12 #12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
And before you know it, you're naked in my apartment
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Let me buy you dinner, tomorrow night, as a thank you ?
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Oh, you should go. I mean, you're not gonna take the job,
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
Well, it's yourlucky day. He's gonna be signing autographs tomorrow night
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
Right.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
This is the big number that's supposed to impress me and... Wow.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
You're not gonna be tempted by big numbers and fancy perks.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22 #22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
walk out proud.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
'Cause Robin was about to ask Lily the one question...
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
I steal. I'm a criminal.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
- How much do you owe? - I don't know!
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Dude, come on, let's just find Bizarro me and get out of here.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
which is why his work has stood the test of time.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
I don't know what it is.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
but I never paint anymore.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Wait, okay, this all makes sense.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
I know. It's terrible that I was trying to get him to do that.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33 #33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
You told them to go pick on someone their own size.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Yeah, listen, Ted, you got to stop using my name.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
You know, I'm actually looking for a new project to shoot next Friday afternoon.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
I guess I thought you'd be psyched.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Lance Hardwood, yeah.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
I love it.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
the long journey home after doing something you regret the night before.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
- I crashed uptown. - Yeah, yeah. Listen,
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
and it was a haze of cigars and scotch and Swayze,
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
disgusting money that could help our future family
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Okay, you've got to stop screaming.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Maybe you should use this to write down people's orders.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
Lily, you have to tell him. You can help him make this decision.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
I have something to say, and it's gonna help you make your decision.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
I think you should take the job at the NRDC.
#50