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Season 8

Aired 6 years ago - May 13, 2013

As the gang prepares to go to Robin and Barney’s wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he's finally finished fixing up. Meanwhile, Robin and Barney’s night of relaxation is ruined by an obnoxious couple, and Marshall takes the baby on a last-minute trip to Minnesota to see his family.

Aired 6 years ago - May 06, 2013

Robin desperately tries to locate the item that she buried in Central Park years earlier to wear as her "Something Old" for the wedding. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily ask Ted to help them pack for Italy, and Barney invites Robin's father to play Laser Tag in order to bond with him.

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 29, 2013

The gang works together to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.

Aired 6 years ago - Apr 15, 2013

When The Captain asks Lily to move to Rome for a year as his art consultant, she fears that Marshall will resent her. Meanwhile, Ted and Barney become obsessed with a girl who is hiding her amazing body under a puffy coat.

Aired 6 years ago - Mar 25, 2013

Ted and Barney's future versions attempt to persuade present day Ted to go see Robots Versus Wrestlers. Marshall and Robin have a dance-off.

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about you not wanting to see Robots Versus Wrestlers?
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- Okay, I'm gonna go home. - No, Ted, look.
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But most importantly, I don't go bald?
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- Ted, scalp check! - Can't Robin do this?
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Oh, and a handful of maraschino cherries on top.
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that we named it after her.
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[Mouthing Words]
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Oh, my God, you still haven't...
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Barney, Ted, 20-Years-From-Now Barney, 20 Years-From-Now Ted.
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- You okay? - No, I'm not okay.
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And then afterwards, you're gonna smoke half a pack of cigarettes. Hence the...
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Don't do this to me, Ted. Don't do this to us.
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Remember when Mom bought the beef from the Price Club?
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- Wait. I kiss a female robot? - You do a lot more than that.
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They named my drink after her. The Minnesota Tidal Wave.
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Little court known as the dance floor. Dance-off. Now.
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Marshall, there's not gonna be a dance-off because the name is staying.
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Okay, boys. Close your eyes and zip your flies.
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I've thought about every possible scenario. I'm 10 steps ahead of...
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but I certainly don't have the manners of one.
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Ladies, put your blouses back on! I'm coming in!
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Gosh, I guess that goes back to my childhood.
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Allow me to introduce myself. I'm 20-Minutes-From-Now Barney.
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with the meatball.
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causing you to freak out and hide in the stall.
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But that was 19 minutes and some serious acid reflux...
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I always meant to go back to that club and get her number, but I didn't.
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Is anybody out there?
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Girls come here, they just want to relax with their friends...
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Well, you know what, Carl?
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...'s Junior.
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Do not talk to her.
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Or I am gonna get sick of you and your stupid habits.
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One of us is just guaranteed to get sick of the other and call it quits?
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Hey, you look kind of down. Have a Robin Scherbatsky, on me.
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You think you can step up to the streets? To me?
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d Heinie, heinie, heinie, ho Heinie, heinie, heinie, ho d
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I understand.
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Ted, this moment already is gone.
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staring at a single ticket to Robots Versus Wrestlers...
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[Ted Narrating] Kids, it's been almost 20 years since that cold April night in 2013...
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I'd go to my old apartment, see all my old furniture, my old stuff.
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You know the thing I'd do first?
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Aired 6 years ago - Mar 18, 2013

Barney reluctantly attempts to sell his apartment by holding an open house, during which Ted and Marshall get mistaken for a couple. Tension arises between Lily and Marshall when her new job causes her to spend less time at home.

Aired 6 years ago - Feb 25, 2013

Barney's legendary relationship playbook, which Robin thought was destroyed, rears its head when Ted and Jeanette break up and Barney decides to use his chick manual to help Ted find a new girlfriend.

Aired 6 years ago - Feb 18, 2013

Ted gets a weird and surprising call from the Captain, which launches the gang into a series of recollections about the last perplexing encounter they had with him.

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That's how that feels.
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I think this artist is going places.
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Anyone with this kind of ashtray money...
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Okay, Captain. We know why you brought us up here.
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No scope.
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The truth is, I'm in love with somebody else now, so we're fine.
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I had to see that picture.
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No! No!
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Is there any chance that he is calling...
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What's your friend Robin's number?
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- Should I give it to him? - Is he trying to hook up with my fiancée?
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I say do it.
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Do you not remember that night we hung out with him?
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Mmm. Whoa. Delicious.
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[Ted, Robin] Nope.
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Me?
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Still, guy's being a jerk.
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- You're welcome. - [High-pitched Scream]
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This is about me and, um...
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L-I know you're upset, Captain.
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Ted, I'm not mad at you.
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- Nothing happened. - Oh, that means hand stuff.
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What? Are we planning to be in some super-enlightened, forward-thinking marriage...
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except maybe one time just to see what that's like?
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maybe some new friends.
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- Ahoy. - Hi.
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- Can you please hold a moment? - Dropping anchor.
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- She minds. - [Sighs]
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[Sighs] Do you guys remember the last time we saw the Captain?
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- dd [Scatting] - Delicious.
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Ted Mosby, my old nemesis.
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Shelly helps the Captain select artwork...
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Your sense of humor is as good as your taste in art.
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In my apartment right upstairs.
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[Kisses]
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You're looking at a masterpiece, and you're talking about some elephant painting?
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Of course I didn't.
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that's been in our apartment for over a year and a half...
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I can't believe that was the same ashtray.
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You all have a passion that drives you.
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Now that I think about it, you were there.
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Yes, it was, um, some play that had to do with art.
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[Laughing] Oh, good times.
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- I am not taking it back. - Oh, my God! Lily!
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Somewhere along the line, I forgot to pursue my dream.
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And you... Then you know what? I'm gonna find Shelly...
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 11, 2013

Ted is reluctant to break up with his crazy girlfriend Jeanette. Meanwhile, Robin becomes attached to Marvin after finally holding him for the first time.

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in the eight months since your cousin Marvin was born,
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Aw, man...
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high school science teacher in the throes of passion,
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down the freeway with a gun pointed at your...
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so she wouldn't flip out.
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I know.
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Don't let her in. Got it.
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I think we can handle Jeanette.
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If he starts crying, just pick him up!
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Guys! Okay, she came by
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Are you sure she left?
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and instead she barricaded herself in your room.
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She'll have to come out to eat and drink
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It was really the smart thing to do.
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you'd all be begging to eat my freeze-dried protein paste
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Oh, good. Anything else happen?
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Remember the day you left Marvin's binky on the bus
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Oh, no, it looks like somebody's not happy.
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I let a stranger pick up Marvin. I'm sorry.
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Nope. That... is... it.
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at 521 West 82nd, apartment 15.
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Last thing I need is another suspension, am I right?
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This is her place. You're gonna have to leave.
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Can I confess something to you?
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That was what, 12 years ago?
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The girl's a cop.
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All right, just be careful, okay?
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Jeanette, come on, that's vintage vinyl.
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I see where this is going.
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And then things got crazy
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Was that the plan? Yes.
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Oh, honey, you are shaking.
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Okay, there is no more to the story.
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I could just eat you up.
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God, it feels so good to have gotten this off my chest.
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one little detail that I may have slightly altered.
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Maybe he needs to be held.
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so you can drift off to dreamy-dreamy land.
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This is not going well at all.
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You waited 17 years to tell me
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And don't worry, if anything happens,
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We heard you screaming from three blocks away.
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I was talking
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look at the guy she's dating.
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Maybe the old lady with the face tattoo is right.
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I hate you and I never want to see you again!
Aired 6 years ago - Feb 04, 2013

Barney uncovers the lost episode of Robin’s “Underneath the Tunes” as Robin Sparkles. Meanwhile, Marshall and Lily are concerned that Ted’s new girlfriend is a stalker.

Aired 6 years ago - Jan 21, 2013

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

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And I definitely didn't have enough layers.
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Oh. Wow. My phone has a clock.
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some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream.
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Anyway, when we got out on the dance floor, thi... I swear.
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Pretending to be someone else just to get laid...
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and has a wallet chain and neck tattoos and a drug problem.
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Ooh!
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- That will be 3.75. - But I didn't have to pay yesterday.
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Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.
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They don't make gum or a patch for this, Ted.
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Damn it. No! Those are all worthless.
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- You just did it again! - Look, bottom line.
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- You once banged a blind girl by pretending to be Sean Connery. - That was you!
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or any of those stupid articles you've ever e-mailed me...
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Now turn off the lights and go.
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- Guys? - Oh, hey, that's life once you're engaged.
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It turns out that picturing me as a loser musician with a Vicodin addiction...
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to the possibility of sex is worth a few pus-filled blisters.
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I was just getting used to the idea of having to pay for coffee and bagels and rent.
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- Later, you should totally go out and buy a switchblade. - Mmm, sure.
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but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
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just slathered in Bengay.
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Ted, I beg of you. Don't quit on a body that won't quit.
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It's not... G...
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Wait. Is that R2-D2?
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- So? - Yeah.
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Well, normally, I'm above such things, but it's been a while, and, uh, Teddy's braggin'.
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Oh. Gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles.
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- That's my sister, Ted. - Well, look, I didn't know!
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You banged my sister!
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Oh, my God. Ted, did you...
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I never banged your mom.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yeah, no. That's the cuff.
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Snap's been jealous of Crackle all day.
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Are you too woozy to do it one last time before we seek emergency medical attention?
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He died? That possum was supposed to be an olive branch.
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We'll break 'em out in a minute.
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You know what? I love Barney, but this ring thing sucks.
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Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see.
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And that's how Barney sees you.
Aired 6 years ago - Jan 14, 2013

When Robin learns that Barney never asked her father’s permission before proposing, she insists that he seek his approval before announcing their engagement. Meanwhile, Ted keeps his feelings concealed by throwing himself into planning their wedding.

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- Okay, Barney... - Hold on. I'm not done.
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Fine. Finish your story.
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He always looks like he just came from slapping some guy...
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Oh.
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I'm glad you could meet me here at my favorite restaurant.
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Likes Zumba.
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There's a cat who says, "I can has cheezburger?"
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I have a new outlook on life...
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Well, it probably took some of the pressure off the Barney of it all.
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That's a very... fun hair color.
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Yeah. Yeah, I think we already settled on a deejay, so...
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- What do you think, baby? - I don't think anyone should book anything right now.
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- He said no? - Yeah, I don't know what we're gonna do.
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I slaughtered a whole family of bears with my bare hands.
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I'll have a Jazzy Pizzazzy Razzleberry Rainbow milk shake...
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We've tried everything short of a pack of smokes and a cup of coffee.
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- Hey, guys. - Robin, good.
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A band called Kool and the Gang.
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What? What are you say... How... How is that even possible?
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- You don't want to see what's behind that door. - What are you talking about?
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Never mind the embarrassing cheerleading photos from high school.
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Do it, Barney. Squeeze that trigger.
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Your dad is crazy!
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Dad, is there, um, something you wanna tell me?
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Yes, uh, Carol and I were in Key Largo...
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I facebooked it on Facebook.
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Directly behind you.
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Oh, no!
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so I could bribe them into giving up the band.
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if it wasn't a really stupid and expensive plan.
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They... They cheat. They deceive.
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- Now. - Nice try.
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- Are you a cop? - I'm not a cop!
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Say how much you hate that Robin and Barney are getting married.
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I'd been hurt quite a few times already.
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Unbelievable!
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So, I'm gonna give you an out.
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- You serious? - I don't know.
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L-I spend the whole day taking care of kids at my job...
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Have you talked to Marshall about how you feel?
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if slightly constipated, little boy...
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I'm sorry for getting married without consulting you.
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- Possibly suicidal. - I did not tell him...
Aired 6 years ago - Dec 17, 2012

Robin takes steps to have Patrice fired from WWN, while Marshall puts a jinx on Barney. Later, Ted invites his architecture professor to the dedication of the GNB building, and Marshall and Lily bump into an oddball acquaintance from college.

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You'll never be an architect.
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I'd Revenge of the Nerds him.
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Hey, hot sack coming through.
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he comments on his own comments.
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We get to fire some people.
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the RSVP from Professor Vinick.
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What are you even gonna do when you see Professor Vinick?
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Revenge fantasies never work out the way you want.
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fancy lotion.
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Marshall? Lily!
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Actually, that's a really good point.
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It was just as much your idea as mine
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Violent... Viola...
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Junior year I tried to grow muttonchops,
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what you really meant was "surprise in the poorly lit
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And I've got your surprise right here!
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But I'm coming for you, Devil Stick Ron.
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Ah, you got it easy with that sweet, sweet 'stache.
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The, the whole band?
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Why? To prove some sort of point?
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And I'm sorry that you took the rap for all the farting on
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Ah, poot-tu-tat! You're jinxed.
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Hey, if you guys don't want me to smoke
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I can't believe the GNB Tower opens tonight.
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to put you in a home.
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from 7:03 to 7:14.
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Dear Lord, what is that?
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♪ And the robot says, "Good night" ♪
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What is it?
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Robin deserves the chance to go after Barney one last time
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Because deep down some crazy part of you
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Well, I can do more at a time than "I."
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Yep. Moose.
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Hey, listen, I know that
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Robin, I do not want to meddle,
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I guess it's Patrice's favorite spot in the city.
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Ranjit, to Teddy Westside's kick-ass building.
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♪ All your dreams
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Yeah, maybe she will.
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The point is,
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I can't keep making an ass of myself.
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get the hell out of this car.
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I can't do it anymore.
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Step seven: pretend to be dating Patrice.
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No.
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has let go of Robin and has given you his blessing.
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Do you really think I could ever kiss you after that?
Aired 6 years ago - Dec 10, 2012

Barney's developing relationship with Patrice leaves Robin questioning his motives. Marshall's widowed mother gets back into the dating pool, but he thinks she may be swimming with a shark.

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that his "funny fish name" stand-up act didn't have enough edge?
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[Woman] You suck!
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- [TV: Crowd Cheering] - I'm a little worried about Ted.
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I'm her special boy. I get her special pancakes.
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Don't worry. The suction's fine.
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[Chuckling] Right?
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He has a book of plays he uses...
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[Shouting] Why won't you let me help you, Patrice?
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But the bond is always there.
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Just let it go.
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Absolutely not!
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And I thought you might be able to help 'cause you always look so good.
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- Even the ones... - Even the ones that have manes with real horsehair, yes.
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until...
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- [Motor Whirring] - dd [Choir Vocalizing]
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to pop that shoulder right back into place.
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- Hi, Mom. - No, it's Robin.
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[Judy On Monitor] Ooh, someone's excited to see me.
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Hugh Hefner in your lobby, right now!
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Now come on. Hef's old, but he moves like a cheetah!
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d d [Orchestra: Dramatic, Choir Vocalizing]
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is taking me ice fishing.
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The second I climb up on your mom, it's the end of the world?
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Nope. I'm done. Bye, Robin.
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- Just returning Ted's boots I borrowed for Halloween. - You were a cowboy?
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You mean my pocketknife. I lent it to you two years ago.
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Bon Jovi is literally standing next to a sign that says "slippery when wet."
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- Are you sure he's okay with us borrowing it? - Positive!
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[Cell Phone Ringing, Muffled]
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- Quiet. He can hear you! - Who's "he"?
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...merry.
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I don't get a minute to myself.
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What are you doing here?
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You're right.
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No! I'm never coming out!
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or open hydrants or rushing rivers or...
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Yes. It is.
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I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...
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You... You have got to be kidding me.
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but... I wanna be a better person.
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Whoa!
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I know it's hard to think of your mom as a woman with needs...
Aired 6 years ago - Dec 03, 2012

Robin is determined to get Barney back no matter what it takes. Meanwhile, Ted fills in as Marvin’s Nanny, leading Marshall and Lily to realize that Ted is using baby Marvin to replace his other baby, the GNB building.

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I'm afraid you're allergic to lobster.
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Barney's the same thing, and this is gonna blow up in your face...
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I accidentally deleted.
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I couldn't eat lunch at work because they ordered...
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Okay, that's unfortunate, but it doesn't mean you have to hook up with Barney.
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Would still be with us right now.
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Yeah, you got this. I'm sorry I called you a bitch.
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Robin, as your friend, I gotta be honest.
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I... I gotta get upstairs and check on Ted and Marvin.
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I think I just saw a guy with breasts outside.
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Whoops. Guess I had the camera flipped.
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So what? We'll see it the next time. I promise.
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- Okay. - So can we please just let this crawling thing go?
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Ooh.
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I'm not sure anything's gonna take my mind off of missing Marvin's first crawl.
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But here's the thing. I never wanted lobster again.
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Now it's just a question of how to get him.
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I just got this new printer...
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The lawyer from Dude Aprons is really busting my balls. See ya.
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What are you guys doing slobbering all over my friend?
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Hey!
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but I can't stand watching you make a fool of yourself.
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- Let's get out of here. - Mmm.
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Oh, Lily, that sounds perfect. Thank you.
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This is Brandi, my fun friend from work who just doesn't even care.
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you ever sneak into the studio and do it in front of the weather map?
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Or should I say our star crawl-way model?
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Starting at quarterback, the pride of Cleveland...
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Oh, I gave Mickey the month off. It's supposed to snow, and, uh...
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Bro bibs are for grown men wearing bibs, Ted.
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Bubble Buddies? I'd love to...
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Augie. Jayden. Dylan. Girl Dylan.
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Ted, we're in a baby swim class...
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The point is it made us remember another scrapbook you made.
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I poured my blood, sweat and tears into that building.
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Which one is he?
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So, last night, Brandi and I got to the WWN studios...
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Dressing a dog up like me, hooking up with all those nannies.
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Wow. Barney...
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and I've been obsessing about one stupid, final hookup to get him out of my system.
Aired 6 years ago - Nov 26, 2012

Marshall takes on his old friend/new nemesis Brad in the biggest case of his career. Meanwhile, the gang reminisces about their own run-ins with the law, leading to a debate over who was the biggest delinquent as a teenager.

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 19, 2012

Marshall recommends his old law school classmate Brad for a job at his firm, but the interview goes awry, leaving Marshall to do damage control with his boss. Meanwhile, Robin helps negotiate Barney’s return to the strip club circuit.

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 12, 2012

When Robin is hesitant to break up with Nick, Barney takes matters into his own hands. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are desperate for some private time.

Aired 6 years ago - Nov 05, 2012

As the season of break-ups continues, Ted and Victoria must choose the next step in their long and complicated relationship. Meanwhile, Robin worries about Barney when he chooses a dog to be his wingman.

Aired 6 years ago - Oct 15, 2012

When Lily and Marshall can’t decide on godparents for Marvin, they put the gang to the test to see who would make the best one.

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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x04 ♪ Who Wants to Be a Godparent? Original Air Date on October 15, 2012
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In the event of your death... Ooh!
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We'll never get mail again.
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There was a double hommy on your block like a week ago.
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That makes it simple.
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Your mom?
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Wait a minute. You know who could be good?
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Okay.
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Some punk's trying to use his snorkel rental as a bong.
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Ted's your guy.
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And so began the longest week of Lily and Marshall's lives.
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♪ E-I-E-I-bro ♪
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♪ Up and down, up and down ♪
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They already got one, foo.
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When new nubile hotties lean in to inspect your bundle of joy,
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Which is why we're going to make it
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so she'll participate.
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When it lands on a parenting issue,
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So, I say again:
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explain to little Marvin why we're not around anymore?
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Now pick up your toys and say good night to Daddy.
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so that's how I would be.
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Well, Marvin, explaining where your parents are
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But I do know a guy who's very good at this sort of thing.
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Professor Infosaurus will be a big, big hit with children.
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taking another kid's toy?" Barney?
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You, sir, just lost your television privileges.
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Let's go get some ice cream! Come on!
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to shave off all your hair and burn your "girlie" clothing in
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because we love her and she's in a safe space, right, guys?
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about the facts of life?"
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Well, Marvin would be a young adult,
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♪ Break it down! ♪
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If he's anything like his dad, he's a natural-born stud.
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eventually making it to the dreaded...
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But that's my boy!
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Run!
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Ted, neither you nor Cleveland
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Yeah, I could do that. I am Barney Stinson!
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What are you talking about?
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to get up with us at 5:13 in the morning
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a baby, it's not just the most important thing in your life,
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I can't believe they just walked out.
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 08, 2012

When Lily and Marshall have trouble finding a nanny, they learn it’s because of an elaborate scheme Barney came up with to meet girls. Meanwhile, Robin and Ted butt heads over who has a more serious relationship.

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I have to go get a key made for Nick.
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♪ How I Met Your Mother 8x03 ♪ Nannies Original Air Date on October 8, 2012
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I promise to create a safe, nurturing environment
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Because Mrs. Buckminster is here.
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I'm sure you'll find someone you like just as much.
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Ha-triple burn.
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Ha-aloha burn.
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Bangtoberfest is a flop!
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Damn it! What?
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Mrs. Buckminster was a spoonful of sugar.
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And only two died, so I figured...
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You're from St. Cloud, Minnesota?
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They changed it to George and Morgan Jorgensen's Organs.
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Oh, um, it's right there.
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The most amazing thing happened
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Mr. and Mrs. Eriksen?
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you're free to come work for us.
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Barney, quick question: why are you interviewing nannies?
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The Big Bro in the sky had answered my prayers.
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Yeah, these toys don't even make sense for a baby.
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what I already feared:
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Once I got the nannies all sympathetic,
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Once the interview was over, I went in for the kill.
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It wouldn't be appropriate.
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It was like taking candy from an imaginary baby!
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Now.
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Oh! Oh!
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How can the Giants pass on third and one?!
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there is no way that you like being with a guy
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Take your time, sweetie.
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20 bucks says he is crying in the ladies' room right now.
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Good morning!
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He also sent along this.
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and-and finally get some freedom.
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I can't give Marvin to a stranger!
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Calm down.
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Last night, Nick cried when I killed a spider.
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and I see one of the nannies
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Did you
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somewhere I'm not willing to discuss.
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that blonde at the bar looks as loose as my rear molars.
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who's gonna hem my pants?
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Quick question. Um,
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Hey, gang. What's the big whoop?
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Wow. That's incredible.
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I ran into that burning house to get potato salad,
Aired 6 years ago - Oct 01, 2012

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

Aired 6 years ago - Sep 24, 2012

Barney attempts to hide the fact that he and Robin used to date, but Quinn finds out when sleep-deprived Marshall and Lily accidentally blurt it out. Meanwhile, Ted forces Victoria to write a left-at-the-altar note to Klaus explaining why she ran out on their wedding.