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Season 8  "Ring Up!"  8x14

Aired 11 years ago - Jan 21, 2013

Barney begs Ted to continue seeing his much younger, much wilder girlfriend, even though Ted has nothing in common with her. Meanwhile, Robin must adjust to the power of the bling.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 1
And I definitely didn't have enough layers.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
Oh. Wow. My phone has a clock.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
Anyway, when we got out on the dance floor, thi... I swear.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
Pretending to be someone else just to get laid...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
and has a wallet chain and neck tattoos and a drug problem.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Ooh!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
- That will be 3.75. - But I didn't have to pay yesterday.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
They don't make gum or a patch for this, Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Damn it. No! Those are all worthless.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
- You just did it again! - Look, bottom line.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
- You once banged a blind girl by pretending to be Sean Connery. - That was you!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
or any of those stupid articles you've ever e-mailed me...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Now turn off the lights and go.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
- Guys? - Oh, hey, that's life once you're engaged.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
It turns out that picturing me as a loser musician with a Vicodin addiction...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
to the possibility of sex is worth a few pus-filled blisters.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
I was just getting used to the idea of having to pay for coffee and bagels and rent.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
- Later, you should totally go out and buy a switchblade. - Mmm, sure.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
just slathered in Bengay.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Ted, I beg of you. Don't quit on a body that won't quit.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
It's not... G...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
Wait. Is that R2-D2?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
- So? - Yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
Well, normally, I'm above such things, but it's been a while, and, uh, Teddy's braggin'.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Oh. Gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
- That's my sister, Ted. - Well, look, I didn't know!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
You banged my sister!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Oh, my God. Ted, did you...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
I never banged your mom.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
Oh, yeah.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
Oh, yeah, no. That's the cuff.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
Snap's been jealous of Crackle all day.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
Are you too woozy to do it one last time before we seek emergency medical attention?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
He died? That possum was supposed to be an olive branch.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
We'll break 'em out in a minute.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
You know what? I love Barney, but this ring thing sucks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
And that's how Barney sees you.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 2
Oh. Wow. My phone has a clock.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 4
some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 5
Anyway, when we got out on the dance floor, thi... I swear.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 6
Pretending to be someone else just to get laid...
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 7
and has a wallet chain and neck tattoos and a drug problem.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 8 #8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 9 #9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 10
Ooh!
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 11
- That will be 3.75. - But I didn't have to pay yesterday.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 12
Uh, the ring is like the cloak that Harry Potter wears to sneak around Hogwarts.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 13 #13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 14 #14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 15
They don't make gum or a patch for this, Ted.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 16
Damn it. No! Those are all worthless.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 17
- You just did it again! - Look, bottom line.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 18
- You once banged a blind girl by pretending to be Sean Connery. - That was you!
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 19
or any of those stupid articles you've ever e-mailed me...
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 20
Now turn off the lights and go.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 21
- Guys? - Oh, hey, that's life once you're engaged.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 22
It turns out that picturing me as a loser musician with a Vicodin addiction...
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 23
to the possibility of sex is worth a few pus-filled blisters.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 24
I was just getting used to the idea of having to pay for coffee and bagels and rent.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 26
- Later, you should totally go out and buy a switchblade. - Mmm, sure.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 27 #27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 28
but everything just comes back to her weird fetish about how old I am.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 29
just slathered in Bengay.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 30
Ted, I beg of you. Don't quit on a body that won't quit.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 31
It's not... G...
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 32
Wait. Is that R2-D2?
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 33
- So? - Yeah.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 34
Well, normally, I'm above such things, but it's been a while, and, uh, Teddy's braggin'.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 35
Oh. Gravity's cruel grasp hasn't found you yet, my sweet perky miracles.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 36 #36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 37
- That's my sister, Ted. - Well, look, I didn't know!
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 38
You banged my sister!
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 39
Oh, my God. Ted, did you...
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 40
I never banged your mom.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 41
Oh, yeah.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 42
Oh, yeah, no. That's the cuff.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 43
Snap's been jealous of Crackle all day.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 44
Are you too woozy to do it one last time before we seek emergency medical attention?
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 45
He died? That possum was supposed to be an olive branch.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 46
We'll break 'em out in a minute.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 47 #47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 48
You know what? I love Barney, but this ring thing sucks.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 49
Like here in this bar, there's only one thing that I see.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 14 (S08E14) - 50
And that's how Barney sees you.
#50