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Season 8  "The Pre-Nup"  8x2

Aired 11 years ago - Oct 01, 2012

When Barney designs an extensive pre-nup, the guys take note and propose their own relationship amendments to their significant others. Meanwhile, Quinn is outraged and draws up a pre-nup of her own, which causes friction between the sexes.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 1
God, I come up with a lot of good stuff!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 2
I have to pay $2,000 every time I gain a pound?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 3
involve her doing all or most of the work."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 4
What woman wants her breasts squeezed like a seal horn?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 5
"Miss Garvey's parents may stay at our place
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 6
from a prenup I did for a Saudi Arabian sultan.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 7
Ready for your wake-up lap dance, Master?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Best husband e...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 9
Hey, guys, what's up?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 10
But can you tell me there's nothing
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12
Well, okay, maybe a couple of things.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 13
the very next day.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15
Those brave, bearded men and women are crypto-zoologists,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 16
Welcome home, buddy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 17
I seriously think one was coming from my vagina.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 18
go long.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 19
made your toast.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 20
Okay, uh, what behavior
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 21
Oh, I'm sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 22
Mmm.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 23
And that is nothing to be ashamed of, right, sisters?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 24
you wink to future you
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 25
to make sausage. Where do you keep
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 26
in your kitchen sink, then I will skedaddle.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 27
Oh...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 28
I'll admit,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 29
und the other one is very, very neat.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 30
Yes, I can hear you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 31
Mama is still going.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 32
You know what?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 35
Keep reading.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 36
It's the only time I get to go blue.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 37
Actually, we worked together for years.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 38
Hey, what's this about a shock collar?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 40
Okay, you know what?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 41
How about a clause protecting you from having to engage
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 42
but then caving the moment a ferret bite breaks the skin?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 43
That's not love.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 46
I find you so sexy,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 47
Look at that, no legal documents needed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 48
Put Tugboat on the line.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 49
Good night.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 50
Ladies first.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 2
I have to pay $2,000 every time I gain a pound?
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 3
involve her doing all or most of the work."
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 4
What woman wants her breasts squeezed like a seal horn?
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 5
"Miss Garvey's parents may stay at our place
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 6
from a prenup I did for a Saudi Arabian sultan.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 7
Ready for your wake-up lap dance, Master?
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 8
Best husband e...
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 9
Hey, guys, what's up?
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 10
But can you tell me there's nothing
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 12
Well, okay, maybe a couple of things.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 13
the very next day.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 14
uh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah."
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 15
Those brave, bearded men and women are crypto-zoologists,
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 16
Welcome home, buddy.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 17
I seriously think one was coming from my vagina.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 18
go long.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 19
made your toast.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 20
Okay, uh, what behavior
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 21
Oh, I'm sorry.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 22
Mmm.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 23
And that is nothing to be ashamed of, right, sisters?
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 24
you wink to future you
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 25
to make sausage. Where do you keep
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 26
in your kitchen sink, then I will skedaddle.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 27
Oh...
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 28
I'll admit,
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 29
und the other one is very, very neat.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 30
Yes, I can hear you.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 31
Mama is still going.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 32
You know what?
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 33 #33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 34 #34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 35
Keep reading.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 36
It's the only time I get to go blue.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 37
Actually, we worked together for years.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 38
Hey, what's this about a shock collar?
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 39 #39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 40
Okay, you know what?
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 41
How about a clause protecting you from having to engage
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 42
but then caving the moment a ferret bite breaks the skin?
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 43
That's not love.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 46
I find you so sexy,
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 47
Look at that, no legal documents needed.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 48
Put Tugboat on the line.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 49
Good night.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 2 (S08E02) - 50
Ladies first.
#50