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Season 4

Aired 10 years ago - May 18, 2009

Ted is trying to keep his architecture firm afloat by doing an all-nighter, but Marshall tries to lure him to the roof for a surprise 31st birthday party, on the fourth season finale.

Aired 10 years ago - May 11, 2009

Ted is trying to find a new job, and when an old acquaintance tries to help nothing goes as planned. Barney tries to smooth talk his way out of a ticket.

Aired 10 years ago - May 04, 2009

Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 27, 2009

Ted breaks one of Barney and Marshall's relationship rules, texting a woman he recently met, so the pair play a joke on Ted by pretending to be the woman.

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 13, 2009

Ted goes out on his own as an architect and hires an intern to help get things started, but the intern gets a little too close to others in the gang.

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Not that thing. You know, a thing. Like Toy Guy.
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Section 5A: Overtime will no longer be paid at time and a half.
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I'm PJ, Mr. Mosby's assistant.
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So now Ted has an assistant to help him not do anything.
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put your hands on buildings. All right?
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Hey, Ted?
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I mentored a young fellow once.
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- Ted Mosby? - Maybe.
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along with a garment that he should by no means wear for three days and then mail back to me.
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Daily Fun Fact Guy?
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That's not bad. You might be on to something.
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You're on top of the Empire State Building?
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Oh, my God, the call's coming from inside the house.
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Robin, you cannot sleep with my assistant.
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It always does, sir. It always does.
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Why is the bathroom locked?
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I am telling you that you need to ask permission to use the bathroom in my office.
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It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it.
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What's that like?
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Hey, once I get the Web site up, the brochures printed,
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Between entry fees and transaction fees and penalty fees, I'm actually...
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Okay. This is $18,000 cash.
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Babies can smell money. Everyone knows that!
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Hey, there's Ted Mosby of Mosbius Designs.
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Hire a cute assistant that you can sleep with,
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One person storming off isn't enough! Marshall, storm off with me!
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It hurts because I love... Ted.
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Torn our little group apart, pitted people I love against each other.
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Really interesting choice for the cover.
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by the way, I saw a shooting star...
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Yeah, I'll wait for you at your place. Okay, bye.
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And here and here. And...
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When PJ had a job, he was sexy.
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I'm terrible at breakups.
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Ix-nay on what?
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You still haven't activated that shortstop the Mariners just brought up.
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Hey, buddy.
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With Robin and PJ broken up, I was free to make some staffing changes inhe office.
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You got to be kidding me!
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in... wait for it...
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- Lily told me. - She told you?
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we even try to sit onhe same side of the booth so you two will have to sit together.
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No. Maybe. Never. I don't know. Look...
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subtly manipulating every situation to get exactly what she wants.
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Hey, PJ.
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Ted, I'm really going to miss you.
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Pure evil, Eriksen. Pure evil.
Aired 10 years ago - Mar 30, 2009

When Barney learns Ted has a list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do, he sets out to do every task within 24 hours in order to prove Ted wrong.

Aired 10 years ago - Mar 23, 2009

Marshall and Barney lie to keep Ted from finding out the headquarters he'd been hired to design for GNB has been cancelled.

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Lily, be calm, please settle down.
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Ok, I won't tell you anything specific.
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Well, at least tell us the weird thing he wanted to do.
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OK, I'll tell you.
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Canadiansexacts.org, it's bookmarked on the top right.
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- - -I think we should tell him. -We're not telling him.
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And I have a lot of tough choices to make
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The white dude or the Asian fellow
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• Then it's settled. To Ted Mosby's new chapter...
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Your hair and teeth look fantastic today.
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is an elaborate,long-term lie
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distract them from the original lie with more lies.
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which contaminated the drinking water.
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Dandelion's not even sick, is she
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"" In Canada, that's called a "Sneaky Snowplow."
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"" What the hell is a "Two-Hand Zamboni"
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Those Newfies are out of control.
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"" and he wanted to do a "Greasy Kayak."
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Wait, if they pulled the plug on the project a month ago,
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""• You know Roy Waterman,Vice President of Capital and Risk
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She's actually...
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This will be our little albondigas.
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Excuse me.
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• "" Alex Trebek, a "Musty Goaltender,"
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There is no GNB softball team.
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Sometimes, yeah, to protect each other's feelings.
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And the names of those fish.
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Who thought that was a good idea, right
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everyone's Thursday night.
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This is completely different!
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... Back home, we call that a Sas...
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redesigning part of the 20th floor
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- - -What does that mean -Well, it's a space
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secure space to deal with the news.
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where people would be fired
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It's right here, past the New Beginnings Fountain.
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18ETR Can you add some of these touches
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This exact room two floors up!
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"" a "Montreal Meatpie," and superhero lunch boxes.
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- - -so be it. -Fine.
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- - -I'm going to read it. -Read it.
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Is one of those supposed to be a celebrity
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Harvey's trays.
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So the celebrity was...
Aired 10 years ago - Mar 16, 2009

Ted learns that not only did Lily plant another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, she has meddled in some of his other relationships as well.

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I mean,we were just hanging out, you know,being funny...
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I don't know.
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Right? Right?
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And that was it. She left.
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You're wearing a tie.
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That's not a memory. That's from a porn movie.
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I'm sorry,dude, but that is just the most ridiculous sleeping attire I've ever seen in my life.
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Whatever,dude. It's comfy.
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I don't know. I lived with Marshall for 12 years.
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You've always hated Karen. You've been telling me to break up with her.
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I did.
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You just weren't seeing how awful she was.
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How we'll all be retired, sipping tea on the front porch of our beach house,
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It's important to stay active.
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Don't read a book or anything.
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I'll join you.
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- We're pretty awesome. - We're totally awesome!
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Seriously,why would you wear something like that?
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Four: No elastic waistband leaving its judgmental pink teeth marks around my Thanksgiving belly.
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So... how mad are you?
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"Again"? Wait. How many times have you broken me up with a girlfriend?
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Listen,Ted, you're great, and this is so difficult,
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Ted,I did those things to help you.
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that those breakups, while tragic, probably saved you from a crappy
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- Did you break me and Robin up? - I did what I had to do.
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You broke me and Robin up?
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Seriously,what is wrong with you,Lily?
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No. Robin was different. I didn't want you two to break up,
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Mm,a deuce.
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{a6}A***
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Where do you see yourself?
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We have an expiration date, don't we?
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Now,I have one question.
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Don't even say that. Okay?
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You're so concerned about who you and Marshall are gonna end up on that front porch with.
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Did you at least TiVo it?
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Well,sometimes, when you're married,
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and you're not nearly the man you want to be, what does she do then?
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I mean,I guess.
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Lily came by and explained everything.
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"To show I mean it,I put together a little surprise "for you and Karen upstairs.
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Lily really outdid herself this time.
Aired 10 years ago - Mar 09, 2009

Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.

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Until today. Tell the story.
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and you will curse yourself for agreeing to ever hear it in the first place.
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Look at him.
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I go to my duffle bag to get out my work clothes...
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Marshall forgot his pants. That's pretty funny.
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{\pos(192,210)}I never said I was going to get back together with her.
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{\pos(192,210)}I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
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Oh, my God! Karen!
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{\pos(192,210)}the appropriate amount of time then we'd would tell him how we really felt.
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Sorry, bro.
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wore a rasta hat, and asked everyone to call him M.J. Smooth.
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- What are you doing? - The pants story.
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there are four possible motives behind an "ex lunch."
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You know, after the ninth time you rescheduled on me,
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My snub-nosed.38 police special!
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Like my lunch with Nicole Barsamian.
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I can't believe I had an iron-on image
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listed under the "Côtes de Provence".
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How do you say good-bye in those situations?
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that at least I was wearing pants, Marshall.
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Amusing? Try very amusing.
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What's with this one?
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and you're still the stupidest person at this table.
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Cheat on Ted, criticize my painting,
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Why'd you have to paint Marshall nude anyway?
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La Fontaine gets the puck to Turgeon.
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But all that stuff... Ohio, Karen, college...
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are you allergic to quality fabrics?
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Because here's what happened. One afternoon, we were at Karen's place.
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So this time, the meathead Karen was cheating with...
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you of all people know exactly how that feels.
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- Lily, what are you doing here? - I'm here to give Marshall something.
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Wait. I don't know about all that.
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because he has a really important meeting today,
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When did you join AC/DC?
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Please, sir, may I have some more... pants?
Aired 10 years ago - Mar 02, 2009

The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.

Aired 10 years ago - Feb 02, 2009

Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.

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also.
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Oh, like everything on your résumé is so relevant?
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It was Ted.
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next to the game room, you tool.
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took ignorance and injustice off the menu.
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If you think people liked your show, they did not-ot-ot-ot...
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I can't believe you might be kicked out of the country.
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You know what, I guess you could stay if you married a U.S. citizen.
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but these intrepid fishermen are still happy to be out competing
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Unless a bear attacks you in the next three seconds
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You put dunk champion on your résumé?
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I didn't... I didn't play that much D.
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Dancer's hip, Marshall has something called dancer's hip.
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Is it easier to dance when you don't have external genitalia?
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before Marshall bursts into tears, but, Robin, check this out.
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Barney Stinson, you've achieved great success in business,
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who want to reach their highest potential?
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You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?
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people who seem like bold risk takers,
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past what is possible.
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Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision...
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That guy's awesome
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One of the many admirers who think that guy's awesome
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- Make me one. - What?
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Sweetie. Are you still upset about the dancer's hip jokes?
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I dance more than you know.
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What does being a reporter mean to you?
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But it conveyed power. And so will this.
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I can't break 15 bricks with my forehead.
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Hold it. Say the line before you press the button.
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Why did she say it like that?
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Let me try something.
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You know what? Both of you geniuses
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I don't know!
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How dare you! These hips can...
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They threw a going-away party for me.
Aired 10 years ago - Jan 19, 2009

Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition. Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.

Aired 10 years ago - Jan 12, 2009

Ted and Robin discover that sex with each other solve their fights as roommates, which makes Barney very jealous and angry. Meanwhile, Marshall reveals that he's too embarrassed to use the office bathroom.

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 15, 2008

Ted tries to keep his irresponsible sister from hooking up with Barney during her trip to New York, and Robin starts hanging out with Marshall at a bar for Minnesotans, not telling them that she's really Canadian.

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 08, 2008

Ted (to prove he's not a milquetoast) and Barney (to impress Robin) pick a fight with a group of guys sitting in the gang's favorite booth at MacLaren's.

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 24, 2008

The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 17, 2008

A birthday party for one of Lily's co-workers leads to Robin connecting with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted presents a plan for Goliath National Bank's new HQ.

Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 4 Episode 8 (S04E08) - 1
Swedish architecture collective.
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So anyway, I say to bilson...
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It would be terrible
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But you better have a point.
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All three of us are gonna be working together.
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And drink beer.
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And then, we throw crumpled up beer cans at pigeons.
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To contribute a building to the skyline of new york city.
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Wow. your friend's having her birthday here?
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I had no idea she's...
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From a certain song coming on the jukebox...
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Maybe she only observes
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This is exactly what princess leia would look like topless.
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I don't know if you're familiar with the rie technique,
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If there were no woo girls,
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And the stretch hummer rental industry.
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But who would woo, lily?
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Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with hannity and colmes.
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That is goliath national bank.
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The board decided to go with sven.
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Why would they go with sven?
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You want to go down to the current gnb building
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You're, like, best friends with jillian now?
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I can woo.
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I agree. that's why I voted for him.
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Back on your desk the way it was.
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With me are sven pilsen and sven johanssen, and we are...
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Oh, and one more thing... don't look now!
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On your large desk of honduran rosewood
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There is a strip club in the letter "n."
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Marshall, this isn't about my office.
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And throw empties at pigeons.
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Down the dance floor spank canyon!
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And today was fire safety day at school, so...
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He doesn't even own a unitard.
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This is a waste of time. push-ups!
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Because I'm happily married,
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With someone who's got it all figured out--
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I've never been on a second date
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Oh, those poor girls... a-and ted.
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Aired 10 years ago - Nov 10, 2008

Barney creates a holiday to celebrate not being a father. Meanwhile, Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily first wants advice from Ted and Robin.

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 03, 2008

A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 20, 2008

Ted and Stella move up their wedding date, but the wedding may not go off as planned after Ted breaks the "No Exes Rule" and invites Robin to come in from Japan for the wedding.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 13, 2008

When Ted is packing his stuff for his move to New Jersey, he discovers that the gang was going to hold an intervention for his engagement to Stella and demands they hold it anyway.

Aired 10 years ago - Oct 06, 2008

When Stella's babysitter cancels, a night out turns into the gang hanging out at her place, and Ted talks up New Jersey... until he learns Stella wants him to move there after marriage.

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 29, 2008

Marshall claims that he had the best hamburger in the world during his first week in New York City, but he forgot where the burger joint is located. The gang then hits the streets of Manhattan to help him find it.

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 22, 2008

Ted and Stella get engaged, but Ted soon learns that he doesn't know anything about her. Meanwhile, Barney confesses to Lily that he's in love with Robin.