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Season 2  "Swarley"  2x7

Aired 17 years ago - Nov 06, 2006

Marshall goes on his first real date post-breakup with Lily. Not only do Ted and Barney try to warn him that this girl has got the crazy eyes, but Lily decides to do everything she can to find out about this her and break them up. Also, Barney gets a new name.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 1
I think I slept with you because of that look.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
That's a great idea. You can put out cheese for both.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
Oh. Well... good for him.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Didn't even notice.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
You weren't interested in my suit at all, were you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Hi.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
She likes Billy Joel. I also like... music.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
No. Just pupils.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Hi.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I saw that she had the crazy eyes...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
She had serious crazy eyes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
So, where do you live?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Are you the one who's called me like nine times?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
God I must sound totally crazy to you right now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
Guys, she was really freaked out, okay?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
Two pumpkin beers.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Oh. That's too bad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Hi. I'm Lily.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Do you understand?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- What look? - This.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
I mean, what if he falls in love with her?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Well, did-did Ted say whether she was good-looking?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Good one, though-- remember that one.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I know. Funny story.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
She's not fat, but that doesn't mean anything.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Damn it!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
She's hot? I'm so sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
- Lily. - Okay, plan B
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- Barney? - Uh, Swarley.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
He'll just have wild monkey sex with her five times, max,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And, Swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Do I think what's gonna work? I'm just saying, I love my new name,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
No, I don't want to! I hate it!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Hey, where's the picture of Marshall and me at the pier?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
You got it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
I like your eyes a lot, too.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
I don't know. I... I don't know... what I'm doing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Lily, you saw her yesterday?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
and-and finish your date.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
I-I might have used a voice that sounded like this.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 2
That's a great idea. You can put out cheese for both.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 3
Oh. Well... good for him.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 4
Didn't even notice.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 5
You weren't interested in my suit at all, were you?
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 6
Hi.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 7
She likes Billy Joel. I also like... music.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 8
No. Just pupils.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 9
Hi.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 10
I saw that she had the crazy eyes...
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 11 #11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 12
She had serious crazy eyes.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 13
So, where do you live?
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 14
Are you the one who's called me like nine times?
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 15
God I must sound totally crazy to you right now.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 16
Guys, she was really freaked out, okay?
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 17 #17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 18
Two pumpkin beers.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 19
Oh. That's too bad.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 21
Hi. I'm Lily.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 22 #22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 23
Do you understand?
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 24
- What look? - This.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 25
I mean, what if he falls in love with her?
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 26
Well, did-did Ted say whether she was good-looking?
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 27
Good one, though-- remember that one.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 28
I know. Funny story.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 29
She's not fat, but that doesn't mean anything.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 30
Damn it!
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 32
She's hot? I'm so sorry.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 33
- Lily. - Okay, plan B
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 34
- Barney? - Uh, Swarley.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 35
He'll just have wild monkey sex with her five times, max,
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 36
And, Swarley, you're gonna be a better woman for it.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 37
Do I think what's gonna work? I'm just saying, I love my new name,
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 38
No, I don't want to! I hate it!
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 39
Hey, where's the picture of Marshall and me at the pier?
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 40 #40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 42
You got it.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 43
I like your eyes a lot, too.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 44
I don't know. I... I don't know... what I'm doing.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 45 #45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 46
Lily, you saw her yesterday?
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 47 #47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 48
and-and finish your date.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 49
I-I might have used a voice that sounded like this.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 7 (S02E07) - 50 #50