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Season 2  "World's Greatest Couple"  2x5

Aired 17 years ago - Oct 16, 2006

Marshall tries to get used to being single in a world that is very coupled-oriented. Barney intended one-night-stand won't go away. Barney uses Lily to get out of his "horrifying" situation. Lily finds a place to stay.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
Oh,and P. To the S.,I never got my payout from seattle from two weeks ago.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
But earlier today,I was getting ready to go to sleep and...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Look around you,lily.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
is something some lame,judgmental chick would say,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Had to ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' king kong.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Brad.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
I'm sorry,man. That sucks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
girly.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
We're here. We're hungry. Get used to it,brunch.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
- Don't change anything? - And what was the second rule?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
But I don't want to be in a relationship.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Bienvenido to the bedroom.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
And the coup de grace...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
While guys like ted and marshall may hide their porn,I had mine...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Anyway,I was gonna take kara, but now it's all you and me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
No,I've just been watching you sleep.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
You may as well drink the tears of a colombian peasant farmer.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
Wow,you're open about your sexuality and that's one of the reasons I love you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
oh,my god. Are you married? Is this your wife?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment... except you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
- I'll do it. - Really?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
- Mamma mia? - Mamma mia.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
You bros going to get dinner beforehand?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
You two are just threatened because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' turf.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
- Lily,I can explain... - how could you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
I was just about to turn on the tears.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
You know... nah,never mind.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
this world is going crazy
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
you got some chocolate on your chin.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
No,I-I can do it,brad. Okay,thank you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
Walt whitman suite,bro.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
I just miss her so much.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
I'm sorry. It's not funny anymore.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
And now you have to do what every dysfunctional couple has to do:
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
Oh.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Okay,seriously, what do you do for a living?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
But when he got there...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Um,brad got me flowers.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
I don't know how you knew that. I guess you just get me,but this is not cool,man.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50

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But earlier today,I was getting ready to go to sleep and...
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4 #4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
Look around you,lily.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
is something some lame,judgmental chick would say,
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7 #7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Had to ship it over in a tugboat like freakin' king kong.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
Brad.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
I'm sorry,man. That sucks.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
girly.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
We're here. We're hungry. Get used to it,brunch.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
- Don't change anything? - And what was the second rule?
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
But I don't want to be in a relationship.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Bienvenido to the bedroom.
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
And the coup de grace...
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
While guys like ted and marshall may hide their porn,I had mine...
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
I never have to tell her to go build her nest somewhere else.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
Right?
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Anyway,I was gonna take kara, but now it's all you and me.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
No,I've just been watching you sleep.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
You may as well drink the tears of a colombian peasant farmer.
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
Wow,you're open about your sexuality and that's one of the reasons I love you.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
oh,my god. Are you married? Is this your wife?
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
She was freakishly immune to everything in my apartment... except you.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
- I'll do it. - Really?
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
- Mamma mia? - Mamma mia.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
You bros going to get dinner beforehand?
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
You two are just threatened because I'm a single guy moving in on your couples' turf.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
- Lily,I can explain... - how could you?
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
I was just about to turn on the tears.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
You know... nah,never mind.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35 #35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
this world is going crazy
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37 #37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
you got some chocolate on your chin.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
No,I-I can do it,brad. Okay,thank you.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40 #40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
Walt whitman suite,bro.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
I just miss her so much.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
I'm sorry. It's not funny anymore.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
And now you have to do what every dysfunctional couple has to do:
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
Oh.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Okay,seriously, what do you do for a living?
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
But when he got there...
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
Um,brad got me flowers.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
I don't know how you knew that. I guess you just get me,but this is not cool,man.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50 #50