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Season 2  "Where Were We?"  2x1

Aired 17 years ago - Sep 18, 2006

The gang tries to help Marshall get over Lily, especially when he finds a credit card bill that leads to a hotel in New York City where some of her charges are listed.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 2
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 4
Lily always made the pancakes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Beer. - No, that's what you had for dinner.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
He got that redheaded tumor removed.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Anyway, Lily's the one who caused this whole mess.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Teddy Bear.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I was dating the woman of my dreams, and things were going great.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Somehow, erotic and comforting all at the same time.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
He's calling her.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Like she's so special.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Ted, we just started dating.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
He slept on our floor last night, Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images or "b-pegs".
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
so we begin here tonight, my friend.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
Yankee fans, please turn your attention to the Diamond Vision for a special
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
She's just going to break your heart.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch Love Actually, till your periods sync up.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
Whoa, that sounded kind of scary with me holding a gun, didn't it?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
- Yeah, yeah! - Well, congratulations.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Wow, must be a nice house, I've seen pictures of your uncle.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
if you need anything day or night, just call me--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
No!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
August 10th, one charge: Tennis Emporium.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
What a perfect place to whore around.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
You know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
but Marshall had this secret phobia of ferrets.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
# Ow, we want the funk. #
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
You can see credit card activity from, like, two hours ago.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
There's a charge from earlier today: the Kellett Hotel on 5th.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
That's really the only reason I've been able to hold it together so far this summer.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
20 bucks.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
- You call her... - We were together...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
That's how long it took me to get right about here.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
You know who might have a shot somewhere down the line.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
I didn't say a thing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
- Do you know how many people... - The Second Amendment...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
We're at a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
I can't believe this. He's gonna go down to that hotel.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
A really nice one.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
and I had this little speech in my head--
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
Th-That's good news, right?

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Lily always made the pancakes.
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 5
- Beer. - No, that's what you had for dinner.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 6
He got that redheaded tumor removed.
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 7
Anyway, Lily's the one who caused this whole mess.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 8
Teddy Bear.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 9
I was dating the woman of my dreams, and things were going great.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 10
Somehow, erotic and comforting all at the same time.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 11
He's calling her.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 12
Like she's so special.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 13
Ted, we just started dating.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 14
He slept on our floor last night, Ted.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 15 #15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 16
The average male brain can only store a finite number of boob images or "b-pegs".
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 17
so we begin here tonight, my friend.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 18
Yankee fans, please turn your attention to the Diamond Vision for a special
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 19
She's just going to break your heart.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 20
Eat Haagen-Dazs and watch Love Actually, till your periods sync up.
#20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 21
Whenever I'm feeling lonely or depressed, I come here,
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 22
Whoa, that sounded kind of scary with me holding a gun, didn't it?
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 23 #23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 24
- Yeah, yeah! - Well, congratulations.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 25
Wow, must be a nice house, I've seen pictures of your uncle.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 26
if you need anything day or night, just call me--
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 27
No!
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 28
August 10th, one charge: Tennis Emporium.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 29
What a perfect place to whore around.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 30
You know, Marshall tried to get me to play tennis for nine years,
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 31
but Marshall had this secret phobia of ferrets.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 32
# Ow, we want the funk. #
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 33
You can see credit card activity from, like, two hours ago.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 34
There's a charge from earlier today: the Kellett Hotel on 5th.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 35
That's really the only reason I've been able to hold it together so far this summer.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 36
20 bucks.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 37
- You call her... - We were together...
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 38 #38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 39
That's how long it took me to get right about here.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 40
You know who might have a shot somewhere down the line.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 42
I didn't say a thing.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 43
- Do you know how many people... - The Second Amendment...
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 44
We're at a fundraiser, helping young women raise money for community college.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 45
I can't believe this. He's gonna go down to that hotel.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 46
A really nice one.
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 47
and I had this little speech in my head--
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 48 #48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 49
I know, I know. I'm sorry.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 1 (S02E01) - 50
Th-That's good news, right?
#50