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Season 2  "Columns"  2x13

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 22, 2007

When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
- Tony. - Angela. - Mona.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
why don't we just, um, step into your office.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
So, you didn't fire him?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
And, uh... I... got you a rose.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
And complicated...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
I'm destroying it right now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
Oh, no. Someone put your painting up behind the bar.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
I know that Barney gave you that painting.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
You know, I wish everyone didn't have to make fun of that painting.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Druthers and I were alone in the office.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Are you sleeping here? What's going on?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
She's never gonna take me back.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
Happy birthday, buddy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
- Yeah, I do. - 'Cause I design homes.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
she can provide for me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
I was this close.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
but in Scotland?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Paint me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
If I were a woman, I'd have passed it long, long ago.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
That cabby would not shut up.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
and I say we revisit columns.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
You didn't hear me?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
because I really kind of need you right now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I don't think your sword will fit.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Drop your shorts.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
Looking for Hammond Druthers.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
She's giving me the remains of Wolfie?

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3 #3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
why don't we just, um, step into your office.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
So, you didn't fire him?
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
And, uh... I... got you a rose.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart.
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
And complicated...
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
I'm destroying it right now.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
Oh, no. Someone put your painting up behind the bar.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
I know that Barney gave you that painting.
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19 #19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
You know, I wish everyone didn't have to make fun of that painting.
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22 #22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Druthers and I were alone in the office.
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Are you sleeping here? What's going on?
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
She's never gonna take me back.
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
Happy birthday, buddy.
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
- Yeah, I do. - 'Cause I design homes.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28 #28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
she can provide for me.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
I was this close.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31 #31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
but in Scotland?
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Paint me.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
If I were a woman, I'd have passed it long, long ago.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
That cabby would not shut up.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
and I say we revisit columns.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
You didn't hear me?
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
because I really kind of need you right now.
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I don't think your sword will fit.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Drop your shorts.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money!
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
Looking for Hammond Druthers.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
She's giving me the remains of Wolfie?
#50