S2 E13
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Season 2  "Columns"  2x13

Aired 13 years ago - Jan 22, 2007

When Ted is constantly insulted by his former boss, who is now working for him on a project, he is told to fire the man, but he finds that a hard thing to do. Meanwhile, Barney offers Lily a lot of money to paint a nude portrait of him.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
- Tony. - Angela. - Mona.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 2
He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 4
Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
why don't we just, um, step into your office.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
So, you didn't fire him?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
And, uh... I... got you a rose.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 13
Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
And complicated...
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 16
I'm destroying it right now.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
Oh, no. Someone put your painting up behind the bar.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 18
I know that Barney gave you that painting.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
You know, I wish everyone didn't have to make fun of that painting.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Druthers and I were alone in the office.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Are you sleeping here? What's going on?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
She's never gonna take me back.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
Happy birthday, buddy.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
- Yeah, I do. - 'Cause I design homes.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
she can provide for me.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
I was this close.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 32
It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
but in Scotland?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Paint me.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 35
Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
If I were a woman, I'd have passed it long, long ago.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
That cabby would not shut up.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
and I say we revisit columns.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
You didn't hear me?
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
because I really kind of need you right now.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I don't think your sword will fit.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Drop your shorts.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 46
Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money!
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
Looking for Hammond Druthers.
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 50
She's giving me the remains of Wolfie?

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He's an arrogant, washed-up, pain in the ass.
#2
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Vicki, um... I'm so sorry about this,
#4
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
You know what? I'm gonna do it.
#5
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 6
If they were to cure cancer tomorrow,
#6
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Wait. If Marshall went to all this trouble to hide it,
#7
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
Well, excuse me, for spending the last four hours
#8
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
why don't we just, um, step into your office.
#9
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
So, you didn't fire him?
#10
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 11
And, uh... I... got you a rose.
#11
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
Oh, yes, Robin, I just love new dart.
#12
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Lily wanted to do a nude study for her art class.
#13
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And complicated...
#14
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Are you kidding me? What if somebody sees it?
#15
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I'm destroying it right now.
#16
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Oh, no. Someone put your painting up behind the bar.
#17
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I know that Barney gave you that painting.
#18
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You know, I wish everyone didn't have to make fun of that painting.
#21
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Druthers and I were alone in the office.
#23
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Are you sleeping here? What's going on?
#24
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
She's never gonna take me back.
#25
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Happy birthday, buddy.
#26
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- Yeah, I do. - 'Cause I design homes.
#27
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she can provide for me.
#29
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I was this close.
#30
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It's not just a cave, it's a whole labyrinth of caves.
#32
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but in Scotland?
#33
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
Paint me.
#34
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Yeah, that's not the gland I'm worried about painting.
#35
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If I were a woman, I'd have passed it long, long ago.
#36
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 37
That cabby would not shut up.
#37
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 38
and I say we revisit columns.
#38
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 39
You didn't hear me?
#39
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 40
But that doesn't magically make your bad ideas good.
#40
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because I really kind of need you right now.
#41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
Now, I like how you captured Marshall's essence.
#42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I don't think your sword will fit.
#43
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 44 #44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 45
Drop your shorts.
#45
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Well, I'm going back on the deal. Barney, get out!
#46
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 47
I can't let the woman I love compromise her values for money!
#47
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 48
And that's how Uncle Barney paid for Lily and Marshall's honeymoon.
#48
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 49
Looking for Hammond Druthers.
#49
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She's giving me the remains of Wolfie?
#50