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Season 2  "The Scorpion and the Toad"  2x2

Aired 14 years ago - Sep 25, 2006

Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
Oh, come on, does that really work?
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I found a 1939 penny on the subway.
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This summer, best thing ever!
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This is your best work.
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Oh, that's what
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I'm Dan, I'm a neurosurgeon.
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You never chose sides. I respect that.
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Okay, first of all, that is interesting.
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One day we're in love, the next day, he's dead to me.
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and she'll be putty in your hands.
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(smacks lips)
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Nice recovery. I think it's working.
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Twice.
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Tonight, we'll go to a college bar
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It is so great to see you, Ted.
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Yeah, but you're Canadian. Why do you always
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I hope this is my new home.
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There is nothing behind your...
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'cause what I'm picking up between us is, uh...
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Probably not. I'm never here, so...
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Whoo!
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(cell phone ringing)
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That first apartment, I...
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of something else you lost because you couldn't commit.
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81st and First, please.
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For you, sir?
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She's still drunk from last night.
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But it's good, I mean, work is great...
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But I thought your summer was great.
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I can't teach you anything.
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(deep voice): I'm Dan. I'm a neurosurgeon.
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I know I have no right to ask this,
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Look, if you're going to go back to him,
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This guy likes pennies.
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I think she definitely would have had sex with you.
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with the exact same conversations,
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A twin isn't the same person.
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Used up?
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Listen, you're going to have to leave now.
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Well, it's not, it's not like a candy store.
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Now, if you'll excuse me...
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Yeah. well, I guess we're just a threesome tonight.
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Oh, you mean New York?
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It was the hardest thing that I've ever had to go through.
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