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Season 2  "How Lily Stole Christmas"  2x11

Aired 17 years ago - Dec 11, 2006

Ted almost ruins Christmas for everyone when, still carrying around anger toward Lily, he calls her a horribly disgusting name. Robin tends to Barney while he has a cold.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
And in almost no time, that spark turned into a roaring fire.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
She doesn't even own a beret.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
The best friend's job is to call me that word?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
You timed that didn't you?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that message?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
I don't kiss your mother with my mouth.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
and I had to get some of it out.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
If I wanted that, I would have gone home for the holidays.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
- You're sick. - You know what? I am sick.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Yeah, this is our thing.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
I guess I have to call her, right?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
Yeah, the holidays are a rough time for everyone, Billy.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Hey, blame Lily and her oppressive "no cigars in the apartment rule."
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
play a couple of hours of laser tag,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
Um, Lily? Where are the Christmas decorations?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
You know that calling people names is mean and hurtful...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Ah, yeah, but, you know...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
and seeing the winter wonderland and seeing Lily and all you guys,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Oh! I got another call.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Are you acting out because of the divorce?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
Now, the Native Americans have this ritual...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
Don't look at me. I'm hideous.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
Too weak... to hold... bowl.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
No, you're not having ice cream for dinner just 'cause you're sick.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
All right, he took it from me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
I had no right to say that. It was hurtful and immature and I'm sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
Because you never apologized to me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
Fine. I don't want to ruin Christmas.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
We'll spend all day together tomorrow.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
Holy crap, the magical Christmas season is upon us.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
Ah, naw, I blew that off. I'll get an extension.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
but then it got lost and rerouted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
Too bad I can't deliver all these packages by the end of the day.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
♪ They call me back door Santa ♪
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
♪ I make all ♪ ♪ the little girls happy... ♪
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
An Easy Bake Oven!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Not really. It's this big and it dispenses gum.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
I begged and I begged,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Dude... how was the concert?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
Staten Island.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
And in almost no time, that spark turned into a roaring fire.
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
She doesn't even own a beret.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
The best friend's job is to call me that word?
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
You timed that didn't you?
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
Are you seriously not going to apologize for leaving that message?
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
I don't kiss your mother with my mouth.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
and I had to get some of it out.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
If I wanted that, I would have gone home for the holidays.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
- You're sick. - You know what? I am sick.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Yeah, this is our thing.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12 #12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
I guess I have to call her, right?
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
Yeah, the holidays are a rough time for everyone, Billy.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
Hey, blame Lily and her oppressive "no cigars in the apartment rule."
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
let me tell you about a little thing I like to call mind over body.
#16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
play a couple of hours of laser tag,
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
Um, Lily? Where are the Christmas decorations?
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
You know that calling people names is mean and hurtful...
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21 #21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Ah, yeah, but, you know...
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
and seeing the winter wonderland and seeing Lily and all you guys,
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
Oh! I got another call.
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Are you acting out because of the divorce?
#25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
Now, the Native Americans have this ritual...
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
Don't look at me. I'm hideous.
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
Too weak... to hold... bowl.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
No, you're not having ice cream for dinner just 'cause you're sick.
#29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30 #30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
All right, he took it from me.
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
I had no right to say that. It was hurtful and immature and I'm sorry.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
Because you never apologized to me.
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34 #34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
Fine. I don't want to ruin Christmas.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
Baby, that sucks. I'm so sorry.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
We'll spend all day together tomorrow.
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
Holy crap, the magical Christmas season is upon us.
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
Ah, naw, I blew that off. I'll get an extension.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
but then it got lost and rerouted.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41 #41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42 #42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
Too bad I can't deliver all these packages by the end of the day.
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
♪ They call me back door Santa ♪
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
♪ I make all ♪ ♪ the little girls happy... ♪
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
An Easy Bake Oven!
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
Not really. It's this big and it dispenses gum.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
I begged and I begged,
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Dude... how was the concert?
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
Staten Island.
#50