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Season 2  "The Scorpion and the Toad"  2x2

Aired 18 years ago - Sep 25, 2006

Barney works with Marshall on his bachelor skills, which include hitting on women. Lily is back from her venture. Robin helps her look for a new apartment but gets sick of hearing about San Francisco.

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
Oh, come on, does that really work?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
I found a 1939 penny on the subway.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
This summer, best thing ever!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
This is your best work.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Oh, that's what
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
I'm Dan, I'm a neurosurgeon.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You never chose sides. I respect that.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Okay, first of all, that is interesting.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
One day we're in love, the next day, he's dead to me.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
and she'll be putty in your hands.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
(smacks lips)
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Nice recovery. I think it's working.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
Twice.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Tonight, we'll go to a college bar
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
It is so great to see you, Ted.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Yeah, but you're Canadian. Why do you always
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I hope this is my new home.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
There is nothing behind your...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
'cause what I'm picking up between us is, uh...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Probably not. I'm never here, so...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Whoo!
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
(cell phone ringing)
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
That first apartment, I...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
of something else you lost because you couldn't commit.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
81st and First, please.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
For you, sir?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
She's still drunk from last night.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
But it's good, I mean, work is great...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
But I thought your summer was great.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
I can't teach you anything.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
(deep voice): I'm Dan. I'm a neurosurgeon.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
I know I have no right to ask this,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Look, if you're going to go back to him,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
This guy likes pennies.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
I think she definitely would have had sex with you.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
with the exact same conversations,
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
A twin isn't the same person.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Used up?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Listen, you're going to have to leave now.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Well, it's not, it's not like a candy store.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Now, if you'll excuse me...
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Yeah. well, I guess we're just a threesome tonight.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Oh, you mean New York?
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
It was the hardest thing that I've ever had to go through.
 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50

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Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 2
Oh, come on, does that really work?
#2 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 3
I found a 1939 penny on the subway.
#3 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 4
This summer, best thing ever!
#4 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
This is your best work.
#5 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Oh, that's what
#6 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
I'm Dan, I'm a neurosurgeon.
#7 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
You never chose sides. I respect that.
#8 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Okay, first of all, that is interesting.
#9 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
One day we're in love, the next day, he's dead to me.
#10 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
and she'll be putty in your hands.
#11 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
(smacks lips)
#12 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
Nice recovery. I think it's working.
#13 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
Twice.
#14 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Tonight, we'll go to a college bar
#15 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16 #16 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
It is so great to see you, Ted.
#17 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
Yeah, but you're Canadian. Why do you always
#18 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I hope this is my new home.
#19 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20 #20 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
There is nothing behind your...
#21 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
'cause what I'm picking up between us is, uh...
#22 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
Probably not. I'm never here, so...
#23 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Whoo!
#24 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25 #25 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
(cell phone ringing)
#26 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
That first apartment, I...
#27 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
of something else you lost because you couldn't commit.
#28 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29 #29 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
81st and First, please.
#30 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
For you, sir?
#31 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
She's still drunk from last night.
#32 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
But it's good, I mean, work is great...
#33 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
But I thought your summer was great.
#34 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
I can't teach you anything.
#35 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
(deep voice): I'm Dan. I'm a neurosurgeon.
#36 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
I know I have no right to ask this,
#37 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
Look, if you're going to go back to him,
#38 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
This guy likes pennies.
#39 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
I think she definitely would have had sex with you.
#40 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
with the exact same conversations,
#41 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
A twin isn't the same person.
#42 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43
Used up?
#43 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44
Listen, you're going to have to leave now.
#44 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Well, it's not, it's not like a candy store.
#45 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
Now, if you'll excuse me...
#46 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
Yeah. well, I guess we're just a threesome tonight.
#47 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
Oh, you mean New York?
#48 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49
It was the hardest thing that I've ever had to go through.
#49 Recap of How I Met Your Mother Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50 #50