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Season 9  "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"  9x8

Aired 19 years ago - Oct 19, 2005

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 1
Oh my gosh, those poor people!
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Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
No, no we haven't actually seen it, Tom, we're just reporting it.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
That's not important right now, son. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
Dude, I-I just.. I-I don't know what to do here.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
Hey dudes. Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. What did you guys do?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen. We didn't listen!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
then this is only the beginning.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Listen! Listen! We finished running the tests.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19
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I'm in pretty bad shape. My leg is broken, and my left boob is leaking.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26
Can you believe it Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess... I didn't listen.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
George Bush?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
But.. we need supplies - food, silicone.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
All we can do is try to wait it out, as long as we can.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
The south western states might have a chance, but New York will have tidal waves that will envelope all of the north east.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
Oh, oh God damn it!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
Why haven't they come for us?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35
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Dad, we-we're trapped in Beaverton, we were trying to save everyone.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
You just stay put son. I'm coming for you. Do you hear me? I'm coming for you!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
Let me go, too.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41
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Feeling warm is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling. They say they're trapped in floods and fire now.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
We've just compiled some new information. The flood in Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
Oh well, thank you so much. What a swift and speedy resuce.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 2
Any word on how the survivors in the town are doing, Mitch?
#2 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 3
No, no we haven't actually seen it, Tom, we're just reporting it.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 4
Yeah! George Bush doesn't care about beavers!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 5
Mom, dad... they-they're gonna go help those people, right?
#5 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 6
That's not important right now, son. What's important is figuring out whose fault this is.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 8
Dude, I-I just.. I-I don't know what to do here.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 9
Hey dudes. Sorry I couldn't make it yesterday. What did you guys do?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 10
But now, shocking new evidence has indicated that the flood in Beaverton was caused by... Global warming!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 11
We were warned this would happen, and.. we didn't listen. We didn't listen!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 12
then this is only the beginning.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 13
My colleagues in the scientific community are still running tests, but - we believe it may happen the day after tomorrow.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 14
but the fact is no statistical proof has ever been confirmed that global warming exists.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 15
Listen! Listen! We finished running the tests.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 16 #16 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 18
No Stan, I'm afraid us adults just let you children down. We didn't take care of our Earth, and now you've inherited our problems.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 20 #20 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 22 #22 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 23
I'm in pretty bad shape. My leg is broken, and my left boob is leaking.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 24
This is a Fox news update: Global warming disaster!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 25
Already we're reporting that the death toll here in Chicago is over six hundred billion people.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 26
Can you believe it Stan? I never thought global warming could happen so fast. I guess... I didn't listen.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 27
George Bush?
#27 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 29
why don't you share some of your Jew gold with the people caught in the flood?
#29 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 30
But.. we need supplies - food, silicone.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 31
All we can do is try to wait it out, as long as we can.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 32
The south western states might have a chance, but New York will have tidal waves that will envelope all of the north east.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 33
Oh, oh God damn it!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 34
Why haven't they come for us?
#34 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 35 #35 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 38
Dad, we-we're trapped in Beaverton, we were trying to save everyone.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 39
You just stay put son. I'm coming for you. Do you hear me? I'm coming for you!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 40
Let me go, too.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 42
Feeling warm is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 43
Maybe we should strip our jackets off.. and warm our bodies next to each other?
#43 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 44
Sir, more people in Beaverton are calling. They say they're trapped in floods and fire now.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 45
We've just compiled some new information. The flood in Beaverton wasn't caused by global warming after all.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 47
Oh well, thank you so much. What a swift and speedy resuce.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 48
No Cartman, I have no idea what you're talking about.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 49
Dude we don't have time for your stupid jokes, we're gonna die!
#49 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 8 (S09E08) - 50 #50