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Season 9  "Follow That Egg"  9x10

Aired 18 years ago - Nov 02, 2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

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That's, that's wonderful, Mr. Garrison!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 4
No!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 5
Mr. Slave, I am legally a woman now! If you wanna get married, you have to marry ME!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 6
We'll just see about this, you fudge-packin' fags!!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 8
We figure that way it'll be easier to keep safe so we can get an A.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 9
I've been looking after it all day. I have to go to the hair salon and the candy store!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 11
Well I say: Marriage is a holy sacrament between a man and a woman!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 12
And there is only one way for us, all together, to make that messeage very clear!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 13
Well uh, we were thinkin' we would, you know, just go appeal to the Governor
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 15
then this bill gets passed and now all the people against it want me to veto it
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 16
Well, think of the children!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 17
But, if you had such a study, a scientific study which proved same-sex couples are incapable of raising a child...
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 18
Oh great. It's a pretty easy project. Kyle's really good with the egg.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 19
You've all been doing a great job taking care of your eggs, but now we're going to mix it up a little.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 20
Come on, Bebe. We'll take your egg for you and Wendy to look after.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 21
Hoh now, what makes you say that, Wendy? I'm sure two boys can handle an egg just fine...
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 22
Okay, there. Now we can carry this egg around in this case without it getting cracked.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 24
Wendy, I just wanna get an A, okay?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 25
Maybe I don't need your help!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 26
Okay, children, it's Wednesday! Time for an official egg check! Heidi and Eric?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 27
That's impossible!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 28
Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 29
Same-sex couples from all over the state have shown up in support,
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 30
People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 32
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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 34
You broke your egg?? Uh but you're partnered with a girl.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 35
No. That's why I'm here. I think you should still give Heidi an A on the project.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 36
We'll pretend this never happened, all right?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 38
and burn down your house! Do you hear me?!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 40
Who do you want me to kill?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 41
What do you expect me to do with it?
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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 44
Aah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?! I took care of this egg, Kyle, not you!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 45
And I'm gonna hold it up in front of Wendy, and say "See?! I'm every bit as good as Kyle is."
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 47
I don't. She's totally lame.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 48
It was really important for me to get an A, Stan.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 49
Stan... Do you really think my hat is stupid?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 50
As some of you know, my biggest issue with gay marriage regards child-rearing.

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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 2
That's, that's wonderful, Mr. Garrison!
#2 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 4
No!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 5
Mr. Slave, I am legally a woman now! If you wanna get married, you have to marry ME!
#5 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 6
We'll just see about this, you fudge-packin' fags!!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 8
We figure that way it'll be easier to keep safe so we can get an A.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 9
I've been looking after it all day. I have to go to the hair salon and the candy store!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 11
Well I say: Marriage is a holy sacrament between a man and a woman!
#11 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 12
And there is only one way for us, all together, to make that messeage very clear!
#12 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 13
Well uh, we were thinkin' we would, you know, just go appeal to the Governor
#13 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 15
then this bill gets passed and now all the people against it want me to veto it
#15 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 16
Well, think of the children!
#16 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 17
But, if you had such a study, a scientific study which proved same-sex couples are incapable of raising a child...
#17 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 18
Oh great. It's a pretty easy project. Kyle's really good with the egg.
#18 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 19
You've all been doing a great job taking care of your eggs, but now we're going to mix it up a little.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 20
Come on, Bebe. We'll take your egg for you and Wendy to look after.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 21
Hoh now, what makes you say that, Wendy? I'm sure two boys can handle an egg just fine...
#21 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 22
Okay, there. Now we can carry this egg around in this case without it getting cracked.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 24
Wendy, I just wanna get an A, okay?
#24 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 25
Maybe I don't need your help!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 26
Okay, children, it's Wednesday! Time for an official egg check! Heidi and Eric?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 27
That's impossible!
#27 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 28
Look at the freak egg! It has two daddies!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 29
Same-sex couples from all over the state have shown up in support,
#29 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 30
People in the gay community want the same rights as married couples, but dissenters don't want the word "marriage" corrupted.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 31 #31 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 34
You broke your egg?? Uh but you're partnered with a girl.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 35
No. That's why I'm here. I think you should still give Heidi an A on the project.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 36
We'll pretend this never happened, all right?
#36 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 38
and burn down your house! Do you hear me?!
#38 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 40
Who do you want me to kill?
#40 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 41
What do you expect me to do with it?
#41 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 44
Aah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?! I took care of this egg, Kyle, not you!
#44 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 45
And I'm gonna hold it up in front of Wendy, and say "See?! I'm every bit as good as Kyle is."
#45 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 47
I don't. She's totally lame.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 48
It was really important for me to get an A, Stan.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 49
Stan... Do you really think my hat is stupid?
#49 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 10 (S09E10) - 50
As some of you know, my biggest issue with gay marriage regards child-rearing.
#50