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Season 9  "Die Hippie, Die"  9x2

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 16, 2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 1
The government is using its corporate ties to make you sell magazines so they can get rich.
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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 3
What's wrong is that there's more of you showing up every day and I need to find out why!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Sign, sign everywhere. Sign Done something to my mind
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6
All right, people, we can move onto issue number 14B.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
A what?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
You see, the corporations take their profits and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival! All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
I was just over at your house and freed sixty-three people you had locked in your basement.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
- What did I do?! - You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
Thousands of people have descended on South Park for a hippie music jam festival.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
Sooo great to see sooo many people turn out to make an impact on on the world!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
...Oh my God. Our son is with those people.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger and the town is literally bursting at the seams.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should've listened to you earlier.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
- Fine. - Anything else?
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good!
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like,
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band festival is now 14 miles in diameter
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way through even the densest hippie crowd.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
Look, it's a long shot! But it's also the only shot we-
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
Butters, if anything happens to Mommy, I, I want you to be a good boy.
 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47
Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- They're in! - All right! All right, yeah! We did it!
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Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50

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What's wrong is that there's more of you showing up every day and I need to find out why!
#3 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 4 #4 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 5
Sign, sign everywhere. Sign Done something to my mind
#5 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 6
All right, people, we can move onto issue number 14B.
#6 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 8 #8 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 9
A what?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 11
Eric, we're, we're talkin' about potholes right now, m'kay.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 12
You see, the corporations take their profits and invest it in the war machine while keeping everyone blind.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 13
I knew you were trying to have a hippie jam festival! All right, everyone pack up your crap, we're going to our basement!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 14
What is your problem? Get lost, little Eichmann.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 15
I was just over at your house and freed sixty-three people you had locked in your basement.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 16
- What did I do?! - You can't kidnap people and lock them in your basement.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 19
Thousands of people have descended on South Park for a hippie music jam festival.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 20
Sooo great to see sooo many people turn out to make an impact on on the world!
#20 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 22
Oh, Jesus, what has gotten into that kid?!
#22 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 23 #23 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 24
...Oh my God. Our son is with those people.
#24 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 25
Tom, the crowd just keeps getting bigger and the town is literally bursting at the seams.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 26
Stan?! Stan?! I need to get through, please!
#26 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 28 #28 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 29 #29 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 30
Please. Some of our kids are in there. We should've listened to you earlier.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 31
We're just asking you to try. The whole town even got together and, and baked you a cake.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 32
- Fine. - Anything else?
#32 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 33
All right, fine. But now listen up and listen good!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 35
Yeah, so, where are they. Let's go get 'em.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 36
No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like,
#36 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 37
All right, everyone listen up! The hippie jam band festival is now 14 miles in diameter
#37 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 38
If we can reach the stage, we can upload this Slayer CD into their music system.
#38 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 39
I've designed a vehicle that can bore its way through even the densest hippie crowd.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 40
a black person who can sacrifice himself in case something goes wrong.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 41 #41 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 42
Look, it's a long shot! But it's also the only shot we-
#42 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 44
Some call it a suicide mission, but the heroic men and women of the hippie digger may be our only hope of survival.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 45
Butters, if anything happens to Mommy, I, I want you to be a good boy.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 46 #46 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 47 #47 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 48
- They're in! - All right! All right, yeah! We did it!
#48 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 9 Episode 2 (S09E02) - 50 #50