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Season 5  "Towelie"  5x8

Aired 23 years ago - Aug 08, 2001

The boys get a new video game system and their plans for the next 38 hours is to play it! Untill they discover Towelie, a government secret, genetically engineered towel that gets his special powers from gettin' high. When the government steals Stan's new Game Sphere the boys will stop at nothing to get it back. Losing precious gaming time they find Towelie and begin the struggle of the century.

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 1
Fight, go!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And we need to help see him through it, he's got - What is it?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Yes, go away, you stupid towel!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
Oh, um, i'm sick. Me too.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
Say, boys, this may sound a little odd,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
It, it was right here.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
Okama gamesphere!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Where the hell is he?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
When we said something about water.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
Just come on, it's getting dark.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
We've been looking all over for you.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
You called us and said if we brought the towel,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
Where's the towel?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
Huh? Oh yeah, back at the base.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Like "e.T."
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
Hey, do you love towelie?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
You wanna get high?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Dude, don't you remember where it is?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Where's what?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
I don't care, you better remember where your base is.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
Harris, breach, bang and clear!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Aah!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Designed with a computer chip inside the terry cloth.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
But then one day, towelie got high
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Their plan was to wipe us all out with one fell swoop.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
And just sort of wandered off, again.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
You could sneak him in there and recover his t.N.A.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
Prepare to blow up all of colorado.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
I hate to send you back in there, towelie,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Go it? Yeah.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Come on, towelie, the guy said
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
Oh, god damn it.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Yeah, that's the melody tofunkytown.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Let's look in here.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
That the big, bad government wanted to genetically engineer
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
We discovered a certain terrifying secret.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
You get out of the shower and dry yourself off.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
You've been double-Crossed by tynacorp, kids.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
If these boys must return to tynacorp,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
It's learning... compassion.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Don't forget to bring a towel.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Use this newly-Developed photon rifle.

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 2
And we need to help see him through it, he's got - What is it?
#2 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 4
Yes, go away, you stupid towel!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 5
Oh, um, i'm sick. Me too.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 6
Say, boys, this may sound a little odd,
#6 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 8
It, it was right here.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 9
Okama gamesphere!
#9 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 10
Where the hell is he?
#10 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 11
When we said something about water.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 12
Just come on, it's getting dark.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 13
We've been looking all over for you.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 14
You called us and said if we brought the towel,
#14 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 15
Where's the towel?
#15 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 16
Huh? Oh yeah, back at the base.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 17
Like "e.T."
#17 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 18
Hey, do you love towelie?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 19
You wanna get high?
#19 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 20
I've been wandering around on my own for the past few weeks,
#20 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 21
Dude, don't you remember where it is?
#21 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 22
Where's what?
#22 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 23
I don't care, you better remember where your base is.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 24
Harris, breach, bang and clear!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 25
Aah!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 26
Go on, fulfill your sick pleasures.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 28
Designed with a computer chip inside the terry cloth.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 29
But then one day, towelie got high
#29 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 30
Their plan was to wipe us all out with one fell swoop.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 31
And just sort of wandered off, again.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 32
You could sneak him in there and recover his t.N.A.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 33 #33 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 34
Prepare to blow up all of colorado.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 35
I hate to send you back in there, towelie,
#35 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 36
Go it? Yeah.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 37
We could still be back at your house playing video games by midnight.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 38
Come on, towelie, the guy said
#38 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 39
Oh, god damn it.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 40
Yeah, that's the melody tofunkytown.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 41
Let's look in here.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 42
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 43
That the big, bad government wanted to genetically engineer
#43 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 44
We discovered a certain terrifying secret.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 45
You get out of the shower and dry yourself off.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 46
You've been double-Crossed by tynacorp, kids.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 47
If these boys must return to tynacorp,
#47 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 48
It's learning... compassion.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 49
Don't forget to bring a towel.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 8 (S05E08) - 50
Use this newly-Developed photon rifle.
#50