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Season 5  "Proper Condom Use"  5x7

Aired 23 years ago - Aug 01, 2001

Thanks to Stan's "handy" work, the children of South Park must endure sex education from the unlikely duo of Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik. While the two adults take their lessons to heart, the children are left frightened, mis-informed, and armed for battle against the opposite sex. Much hilarity ensues.

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 1
You make his... stuff come out.
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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
In the 6th grade.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Children in america are having sex at younger and younger ages.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
With all the teen pregnancies that are out today,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Words like "penis" and "vagina".
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
The man takes his penis and he... hmm.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
What the hell did i do with that damn thing?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Sexually transmitted diseases!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
And say, "it's not gonna happen to me."
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
You think that sex is about fun and games and love.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Yeah, i don't think ol' mackey
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Aah!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
If you don't wear a condom you're gonna get aids.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
Oh my god, dude.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Would you rather them do it unprotected?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
And they're only 5.95 for a box of 50.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Yeah, i've already gone over most of the basics, y'know,
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
Using your mouth on the penis or vagina.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
I wasn't really sought after much in high school or college.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
People can be very cruel.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
Your nickname?
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
Well, i'm quite happy without sex.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Pregnancy, aids and other 'stdses'."
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
All right then.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
I've got rubber bands!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Timmy!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
But now maybe you'll believe me when i say that we need to be
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
I have to agree with miss choksondik.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
That's acondor, jenny,condor.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Ahhh, ahh!
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Teen pregnancy is at an all-Time high.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Mom sure is in a lot of pain.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
That's right.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Yeah, i've changed mine three times already
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
I filled the other one up.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
And here we see the tender, magical uterus.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
Yeah, you get out of town.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Just walk away.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Is supposed to involve secretion of bodily fluids, m'kay.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Play an important part in intercourse.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Is actually the most sensitive part, m'kay.
 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
Oh, is this wrong?
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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 2 #2 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 3
In the 6th grade.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 4
Children in america are having sex at younger and younger ages.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 5
With all the teen pregnancies that are out today,
#5 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 6
Words like "penis" and "vagina".
#6 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 8
The man takes his penis and he... hmm.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 9
What the hell did i do with that damn thing?
#9 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 10
Sexually transmitted diseases!
#10 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 11
And say, "it's not gonna happen to me."
#11 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 12
You think that sex is about fun and games and love.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 13
Yeah, i don't think ol' mackey
#13 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 14
Aah!
#14 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 15
If you don't wear a condom you're gonna get aids.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 16
Oh my god, dude.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 17 #17 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 18
Would you rather them do it unprotected?
#18 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 19
And they're only 5.95 for a box of 50.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 20
Yeah, i've already gone over most of the basics, y'know,
#20 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 21
Using your mouth on the penis or vagina.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 22
I wasn't really sought after much in high school or college.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 23
People can be very cruel.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 24
Your nickname?
#24 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 25
Well, i'm quite happy without sex.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 26
Pregnancy, aids and other 'stdses'."
#26 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 27
All right then.
#27 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 28
I've got rubber bands!
#28 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 29
Timmy!
#29 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 30
But now maybe you'll believe me when i say that we need to be
#30 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 31
I have to agree with miss choksondik.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 32
That's acondor, jenny,condor.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 33
I'm going to show you the proper way to put on a condom.
#33 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 34
Ahhh, ahh!
#34 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 35
Teen pregnancy is at an all-Time high.
#35 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 36
Mom sure is in a lot of pain.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 37
That's right.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 38
Yeah, i've changed mine three times already
#38 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 39
I filled the other one up.
#39 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 40 #40 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 41
And here we see the tender, magical uterus.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 44
Yeah, you get out of town.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 45
Just walk away.
#45 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 46
Is supposed to involve secretion of bodily fluids, m'kay.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 47
Play an important part in intercourse.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 48
Is actually the most sensitive part, m'kay.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 49
Oh, is this wrong?
#49 Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 7 (S05E07) - 50 #50