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Season 5  "It Hits the Fan"  5x1

Aired 23 years ago - Jun 20, 2001

The you-know-what hits the fan 162 times when the citizens of South Park hear the word "Sh*t" on the popular show, "Cop Drama." Boffo ratings have the executives at HBC plotting further use of the curse word, as the nation is struck by a mysterious plague that unleashes the ancient Knights of Standards and Practices. Only Chef and the boys can save South Park, and the world!

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 1
Cop drama will return after these messages.
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Just understand that it's my job.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Whoa!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Do you really think anything's gonna be any different now?
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Broke new ground by saying "shit!" On television,
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Is making life shitty for a small farming community.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Wow, we can say "shit" in school now?
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
"This is a picture of shit," is still naughty.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
"And i had to clean it with a rag
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
A whole new word. It's not new!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
What about, "i have to take a shit"?
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
That means that now i can say the word- "Fag".
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do♪
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Oh, i don't really give a shit.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 15
♪ Old macdonald took a shit♪
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 17
Because i'm gay, and that means i'm free to use the word "fag"!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 18
Like "cock" and and meecrob.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Look, it might be coincidence,
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
We're proud to work for you.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Whoa! He's unstoppable.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Well, gentlemen, let's get on it.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
No, no, no- The word "shit".
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
But i think back in those days it meant something else-
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
This is the oldest book in the library-
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Over half of europe was killed by it.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
I've never even thought about why we use the term "curse word" before.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 29
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 30
If we don't stop that network
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 31
And over on the left side
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 33
The end-All, greatest marketing ploy of all time.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we-
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
How great is it that we live in a country where an artist can express himself freely.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 37
Damn cracker-Ass producers!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 39
Your short time in this world is at an end.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Aach!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 41
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 43
We just need help identifying this.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
It's all live!
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 46
Pissed means angry
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
That the curse takes place.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
You know, that word's getting kind of old.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
That's right.
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 50
Man, how could i be such a dumb sh-

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Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 2
Just understand that it's my job.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 3
Whoa!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 4
Do you really think anything's gonna be any different now?
#4
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 5
Broke new ground by saying "shit!" On television,
#5
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 6
Is making life shitty for a small farming community.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 7
Wow, we can say "shit" in school now?
#7
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 8
"This is a picture of shit," is still naughty.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 9
"And i had to clean it with a rag
#9
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 10
A whole new word. It's not new!
#10
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 11
What about, "i have to take a shit"?
#11
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 12
That means that now i can say the word- "Fag".
#12
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 13
♪ Shitty shitty fag fag how do ya do♪
#13
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 14
Oh, i don't really give a shit.
#14
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♪ Old macdonald took a shit♪
#15
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Because i'm gay, and that means i'm free to use the word "fag"!
#17
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Like "cock" and and meecrob.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 19
Haven't you noticed everyone getting sick?
#19
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 20
Look, it might be coincidence,
#20
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 21
We're proud to work for you.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 22
Whoa! He's unstoppable.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 23
Well, gentlemen, let's get on it.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 24
No, no, no- The word "shit".
#24
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 25
But i think back in those days it meant something else-
#25
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 26
This is the oldest book in the library-
#26
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 27
Over half of europe was killed by it.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 28
I've never even thought about why we use the term "curse word" before.
#28
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If we don't stop that network
#30
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And over on the left side
#31
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The end-All, greatest marketing ploy of all time.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 34
Now, doing this live will be difficult, so we-
#34
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 35
How great is it that we live in a country where an artist can express himself freely.
#35
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Damn cracker-Ass producers!
#37
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Your short time in this world is at an end.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 40
Aach!
#40
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We just need help identifying this.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 44
It's all live!
#44
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Pissed means angry
#46
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 47
That the curse takes place.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 48
You know, that word's getting kind of old.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 5 Episode 1 (S05E01) - 49
That's right.
#49
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Man, how could i be such a dumb sh-
#50