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Season 2  "Ike's Wee Wee"  2x3

Aired 26 years ago - May 20, 1998

Ike's going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike's wee wee. Kyle sends Ike away to protect him from his scissor wielding parents.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 1
Well being an officer of the peace means a lot of things.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
This ain't no podunk little town.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
Well, uh. This is quite interesting, huh guys?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
"Sorry I had sex with the chicken. I won't do it again, bye-bye."
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- How about fishing without a license? - I'm not fishin'!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
- Sir, can I help you? - Uh, just give me 2 cheeseburgers and some jalepeno poppers.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
I can't go on living this life.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Well nobody can say for sure, no motive has yet been established.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
And so Officer Barbrady is taken a leave of abcense,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
- Whoopee! This is killer! - With no cops around, we can do whatever we want!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
Yes that's right. It's back to school with Officer Barbrady!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
Officer Barbrady in school we go to the bathroom before and after class.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Now I'm going to write a sentence and I want us all to help Officer Barbrady read it.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
Who should we have go first Mr. Hat? Let's see.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe a bunch of uh, hippies walk around and paint stuff.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
I've just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog, Go!"
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
A red dog, on a...
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Officer Barbrady! What are you doing?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Oh mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the chicken lover.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
Listen buddy! Either you learn to read quick
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
- It's cool dude, we'll help you. - Hey that's right, you can help me.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
You keep a tab on crime in the city. And we'll try to solve the chickenlover case.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
Good day friends! Welcome to the magical world of reading.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
- What's this word? - I.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
- Do you know what speed limit it hea?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Oh you couldn't screw anything Halfy, you don't have any legs!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Well I've been working this beat for about 3 days now.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Well hopefully spending some time with you gorgeous. Is $20 enough?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
Oh god damn reading is lame!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
- Come on dumbass! You can do it! - Pet... wait a minute.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
- And, who's, who's in here with you? - Just me and my wife and my brother.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Shut up bitch!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!!
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
- Maybe we were wrong about the clue. - Yeah, maybe you read it wrong.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Uh, can't this thing go any faster??
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
- Caught you red-handed! - Indeed you did! How did you know I would strike here?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
-So you fucked a bunch of chickens? - Yes! Yes exactly! Don't you see?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
And now my reading friend you've proven that you are ready for the big time.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 2
This ain't no podunk little town.
#2 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 3 #3 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 4
Well, uh. This is quite interesting, huh guys?
#4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 5
"Sorry I had sex with the chicken. I won't do it again, bye-bye."
#5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 6
- How about fishing without a license? - I'm not fishin'!
#6 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 7 #7 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 8
- Sir, can I help you? - Uh, just give me 2 cheeseburgers and some jalepeno poppers.
#8 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 9
I can't go on living this life.
#9 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 10
Well nobody can say for sure, no motive has yet been established.
#10 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 12
And so Officer Barbrady is taken a leave of abcense,
#12 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 13
- Whoopee! This is killer! - With no cops around, we can do whatever we want!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 15
Yes that's right. It's back to school with Officer Barbrady!
#15 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 16
Officer Barbrady in school we go to the bathroom before and after class.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 17
Now I'm going to write a sentence and I want us all to help Officer Barbrady read it.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 19 #19 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 20
Who should we have go first Mr. Hat? Let's see.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 21
I the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe a bunch of uh, hippies walk around and paint stuff.
#21 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 22
I've just finished reading the heartwarming novel "Go Dog, Go!"
#22 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 23
A red dog, on a...
#23 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 25
Officer Barbrady! What are you doing?
#25 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 26
Oh mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the chicken lover.
#26 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 27
Listen buddy! Either you learn to read quick
#27 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 28
- It's cool dude, we'll help you. - Hey that's right, you can help me.
#28 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 29
You keep a tab on crime in the city. And we'll try to solve the chickenlover case.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 30
Good day friends! Welcome to the magical world of reading.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 31
- What's this word? - I.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 33
- Do you know what speed limit it hea?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 35
Oh you couldn't screw anything Halfy, you don't have any legs!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 37
Well I've been working this beat for about 3 days now.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 38
Well hopefully spending some time with you gorgeous. Is $20 enough?
#38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 39 #39 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 40
Oh god damn reading is lame!
#40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 41
- Come on dumbass! You can do it! - Pet... wait a minute.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 42 #42 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 43
- And, who's, who's in here with you? - Just me and my wife and my brother.
#43 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 44
Shut up bitch!
#44 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 45
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!!
#45 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 46
- Maybe we were wrong about the clue. - Yeah, maybe you read it wrong.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 47
Uh, can't this thing go any faster??
#47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 48
- Caught you red-handed! - Indeed you did! How did you know I would strike here?
#48 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 49
-So you fucked a bunch of chickens? - Yes! Yes exactly! Don't you see?
#49 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 3 (S02E03) - 50
And now my reading friend you've proven that you are ready for the big time.
#50