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Season 2  "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"  2x2

Aired 26 years ago - Apr 22, 1998

Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric's background, who is his father? Where does he come from?

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 1
- You've got to be kidding me! - Come on children!
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- Really? - Yeh, I ju, I can't do anything till it's done.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
On board I'm the captainSo climb aboard We'll search for tomorrowOn every shore
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Come sail awayCome sail away Come sail away with meLord,
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
law enforcer in this town. What would he do?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
- And, and this one is so compelling. - Really??
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Then we'll flash a number on the screen that people can call if
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
Great, we'll get started with auditions immediately. What part should we cast first?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
but I just don't feel that I can raise a child in this screwy world.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Really?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
If you want to change the law, you'll have to speak with your congressman.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
- Whoa dude, she doesn't have any arms. - We're an equal opportunity employer here son.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Ooops, he's hemorrhaging.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
let's move on to the auditions for the part of Mr. Uh Garrison.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
- What?!? - Next.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
But the person at unplanned parenthood said
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I'll let you know if there's a change in his condition.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
...Some happy, some sadI think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
I'm simply a man, a man trying to do my job.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
For now it's just me and Nurse Goodly.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
when Dr. Alfonse Mephesto was gunned down in his laboratory.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
I'm going to get the man to hospital, who will help me?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Lady, is Mephesto going to be ok?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Mra, I don't know, I, I might need some more convincing.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
- Do you know anything about surgery? - I used to watch Quincy.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
My God, this is the worst storm I've ever seen.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
That's the law of the land Mr. Director.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Well, who the hell made you the boss anyway?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
- No. - Ok, first I'll make an incision on the chest, over the heart.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Is it Barbrady, or Jimbo, or the 1991 Denver Broncos?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
When you draw straws you're supposed to have one of them short.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
We must split up into two teams. Team A and Team B.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
Are there any questions?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
How can we? How could we live with ourselves?
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Well, there's no going back now. We're cannibals.
 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
We'll give the storm another hour, after that we might have to eat again.
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Who built the Pyramids?
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We need to complete the circuit or we're screwed.
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- Oh my God, they've killed Kenny! - You bastards!
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- Terminated? - Well yes, that's what an abortion is.
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Where's the little fat boy? He'll be delighted that Mephesto is awake.

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- Really? - Yeh, I ju, I can't do anything till it's done.
#4 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 5
On board I'm the captainSo climb aboard We'll search for tomorrowOn every shore
#5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 6
Come sail awayCome sail away Come sail away with meLord,
#6 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 7
law enforcer in this town. What would he do?
#7 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 8
- And, and this one is so compelling. - Really??
#8 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 9
Then we'll flash a number on the screen that people can call if
#9 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 10
Great, we'll get started with auditions immediately. What part should we cast first?
#10 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 11
but I just don't feel that I can raise a child in this screwy world.
#11 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 12
Really?
#12 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 13
If you want to change the law, you'll have to speak with your congressman.
#13 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 14
- Whoa dude, she doesn't have any arms. - We're an equal opportunity employer here son.
#14 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 15
Ooops, he's hemorrhaging.
#15 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 16
let's move on to the auditions for the part of Mr. Uh Garrison.
#16 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 17
- What?!? - Next.
#17 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 18
But the person at unplanned parenthood said
#18 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 19
I'll let you know if there's a change in his condition.
#19 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 20
...Some happy, some sadI think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
#20 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 21 #21 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 22
I'm simply a man, a man trying to do my job.
#22 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 23
For now it's just me and Nurse Goodly.
#23 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 24 #24 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 25
when Dr. Alfonse Mephesto was gunned down in his laboratory.
#25 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 26
I'm going to get the man to hospital, who will help me?
#26 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 27
Who framed Roger Rabbit?
#27 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 28
Lady, is Mephesto going to be ok?
#28 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 29
Mra, I don't know, I, I might need some more convincing.
#29 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 30
- Do you know anything about surgery? - I used to watch Quincy.
#30 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 31
My God, this is the worst storm I've ever seen.
#31 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 32
That's the law of the land Mr. Director.
#32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 33
Well, who the hell made you the boss anyway?
#33 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 34
- No. - Ok, first I'll make an incision on the chest, over the heart.
#34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 35
Is it Barbrady, or Jimbo, or the 1991 Denver Broncos?
#35 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 36
When you draw straws you're supposed to have one of them short.
#36 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 37
We must split up into two teams. Team A and Team B.
#37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 38
We will drink the cocoa and watch family programming
#38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 39
Are there any questions?
#39 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 40
How can we? How could we live with ourselves?
#40 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 41
Well, there's no going back now. We're cannibals.
#41 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 42
We'll give the storm another hour, after that we might have to eat again.
#42 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 43 #43 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 44 #44 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 45
Who built the Pyramids?
#45 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 46
We need to complete the circuit or we're screwed.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 47
- Oh my God, they've killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#47 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 48
- Terminated? - Well yes, that's what an abortion is.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 49 #49 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 2 (S02E02) - 50
Where's the little fat boy? He'll be delighted that Mephesto is awake.
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