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Season 2  "Cow Days"  2x13

Aired 26 years ago - Sep 30, 1998

South Park's annual "Cow Days" party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls, the boys sign Cartman up for a bull riding contest. A freak accident has Cartman believing he is a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Li. The boys learn about money and cow insanity.

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Guys check it out.
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- But it... - Sorry kid, try again. Just 5 more dollars.
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- Mom, give me some money! - Kyle what are you doing here? This is very dangerous!
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to run against the cows do so at their own risk.
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- How much is it? - Just 3 tickets boys.
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- You better be right, dude. - I'm right!
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Only farts!
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Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?
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- Did you enjoy the ride? - What ride?
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Hey, I bet Kenny has some food stamps on him! - What, these?
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- Why? - This game is fixed. The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth!
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Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people,
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Oh no no no. You gotta win 7 times to earn those.
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Cartman could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars.
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Ok... I'll get on a bull.
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- How long was that? - That wasn't quite 10 seconds.
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- What are you gonna do? - Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball.
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Come on Cartman.
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Dude, I think we broke him.
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- No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep. - Damn it!
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Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this.
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Wait a minute, you folks from outta town.
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Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!
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- It's so cold here. - Where is that Sherriff? We need water!
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Ok that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!
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Bad cows... stay...
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3,2,1!
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- Here we go! - Dude, I'm having second thoughts about this. - What do you mean?
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Ahhh! Ten dolla! 10 dolla socia boy!
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- Oh my god they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
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Freeze cows!
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Stop please!
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- Oh you boys are back again huh? - Yeah, and we have 5000 dollars this time.
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- But it... - Sorry kid, try again. Just 5 more dollars.
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- Mom, give me some money! - Kyle what are you doing here? This is very dangerous!
#3
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to run against the cows do so at their own risk.
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- How much is it? - Just 3 tickets boys.
#7
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- You better be right, dude. - I'm right!
#8
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Only farts!
#9
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Man what the hell kind of carnival company are you?
#10
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- Did you enjoy the ride? - What ride?
#13
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Hey, I bet Kenny has some food stamps on him! - What, these?
#16
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- Why? - This game is fixed. The balls are bigger than Jennifer Love Hewit's mouth!
#18
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Yes, man you can't just go declaring shenanigans on innocent people,
#19
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Oh no no no. You gotta win 7 times to earn those.
#20
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Cartman could ride a bull and try to win 5000 dollars.
#21
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Ok... I'll get on a bull.
#22
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- How long was that? - That wasn't quite 10 seconds.
#25
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- What are you gonna do? - Hit the bull in the balls with a snowball.
#28
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Come on Cartman.
#29
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Dude, I think we broke him.
#30
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- No boys, you need to take him home and let him get plenty of sleep. - Damn it!
#31
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Alright damn it! We are not going to stand for this.
#32
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Wait a minute, you folks from outta town.
#33
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Come one, come all. Chamber of Farts has been fixed and reopened!
#35
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- It's so cold here. - Where is that Sherriff? We need water!
#36
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Ok that's enough of that. You cows need to disperse!
#40
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Bad cows... stay...
#41
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3,2,1!
#42
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- Here we go! - Dude, I'm having second thoughts about this. - What do you mean?
#43
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Ahhh! Ten dolla! 10 dolla socia boy!
#44
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- Oh my god they killed Kenny! - You bastards!
#45
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Freeze cows!
#46
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Stop please!
#48
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- Oh you boys are back again huh? - Yeah, and we have 5000 dollars this time.
#49
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