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Season 2  "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"  2x11

Aired 26 years ago - Sep 02, 1998

The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny's sacrifice, try to get to bottom of the mystery. Meanwhile, Cartman wins an appearance on a snack commercial. The four boys get to the root of the strange planetarium.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 1
- Planetarium sucks. - Aw now what's wrong with the planetarium?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
Well Cheesy Poofs is looking for a kid to sing the happy Cheesy Poof song.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
That ain't how you do it! It goes like this!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
- Hey there it is! - We're going around the country trying to find the kid
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
- Yes, little boy? - How long is that Cheesy Poof van gonna be outside?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
I love my work.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- come out. - Whoopee...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
And these two little stars over here form the constellation, the Crusades.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
but I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Ahem... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
- Me too! It was sweet! - Really? What did you like best about it?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
This week is laser Kenny Logins and laser James Taylor.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Van Gather... - Van Gather? What the hell you doing on our bus?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
- Planetarium... - I'll give him a pain killer. That should calm him down.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
- Well whatever happened to him, happened at the planetarium. - Ahh planetarium!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
- Dude this is totally killer. - I hope this goes on for 7 months or something.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- Dude, I'm totally tripping... - Yeah, it's totally killer.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
- That's a haiku? - No I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't at school.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
When I get blowjobs... that I cum through discharging... that's the way to fuck.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
Well hello, it's all my little friends with all their little dreams.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Hey, where's your regional champion certificate Clyde? Oh you don't have one?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
I bet you don't win... they don't let big fatasses...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
- I'm gonna sedate him now. - No! No drugs!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Uh there's only one way to get any sense out of him.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
Well children, I'm so glad you came back to learn more.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
- Here you see pollarus, the dog star. - I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
..and right over here we see the constillation orion. Orion's belt is made up of three stars.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
- Don't be nervous, I'm sure you'll win. - I dunno, there's a lot of competition here.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
Mr.Garrison, we think that the planetarium guy is...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
- Mr.Garrison? - Well I guess I could give them extra credit for it.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
It says "maximum".
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
- Next will be uh...Eric Theodore Cartman. - Hello everybody!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
She was all about the money! So hogged by her honey!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- But why? - Planetarium. About to go out of business.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
- unfortunately that finalist is Eric Cartman. - Yes! I'm the best!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
Thanks Tom, yes indeed the planetarium has become very popular as word spreads,
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
I guarantee, it'll change the way you think about the plane-arium.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium so I can prove that nothing's wrong.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy...
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
- Cut! - What?! - I'm not liking the shoes, can we change the shoes?
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
- Oh really. - Yeah, I just thought I'd come show them around.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
- Welcome to the planetarium. - Well it's nice to see you finally got a real job Chef.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
- Hi grandma, it's me Eric. - Oh hello Eric. Grandma sure has missed you!
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Hello, you've reached the Broslofski's. Please leave a message.
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
- To not be Elvis will cause you great pain. - Pain.

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Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 2
Well Cheesy Poofs is looking for a kid to sing the happy Cheesy Poof song.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 3
That ain't how you do it! It goes like this!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 4
- Hey there it is! - We're going around the country trying to find the kid
#4
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 5 #5 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 6
- Yes, little boy? - How long is that Cheesy Poof van gonna be outside?
#6
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 7
I love my work.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 8
- come out. - Whoopee...
#8
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 9
And these two little stars over here form the constellation, the Crusades.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 10
but I'm gonna try to change the way you think about that.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 11
Ahem... I love Cheesy Poofs, you love Cheesy Poofs, if we didn't eat Cheesy Poofs,
#11
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 12
- Me too! It was sweet! - Really? What did you like best about it?
#12
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 13
This week is laser Kenny Logins and laser James Taylor.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 14
- Van Gather... - Van Gather? What the hell you doing on our bus?
#14
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 15
- Planetarium... - I'll give him a pain killer. That should calm him down.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 16
- Well whatever happened to him, happened at the planetarium. - Ahh planetarium!
#16
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 17
- Dude this is totally killer. - I hope this goes on for 7 months or something.
#17
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 18
- Dude, I'm totally tripping... - Yeah, it's totally killer.
#18
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 19
- That's a haiku? - No I'm asking why Eric Cartman isn't at school.
#19
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 20
When I get blowjobs... that I cum through discharging... that's the way to fuck.
#20
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 21
Well hello, it's all my little friends with all their little dreams.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 22
Hey, where's your regional champion certificate Clyde? Oh you don't have one?
#22
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 23
I bet you don't win... they don't let big fatasses...
#23
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 24
- I'm gonna sedate him now. - No! No drugs!
#24
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 25
Uh there's only one way to get any sense out of him.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 26
Well children, I'm so glad you came back to learn more.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 27
- Here you see pollarus, the dog star. - I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 28
..and right over here we see the constillation orion. Orion's belt is made up of three stars.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 29
- Don't be nervous, I'm sure you'll win. - I dunno, there's a lot of competition here.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 30
Mr.Garrison, we think that the planetarium guy is...
#30
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 31
- Mr.Garrison? - Well I guess I could give them extra credit for it.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 32 #32 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 33
It says "maximum".
#33
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 34 #34 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 35
- Next will be uh...Eric Theodore Cartman. - Hello everybody!
#35
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 36
She was all about the money! So hogged by her honey!
#36
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 38 #38 Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 39
- But why? - Planetarium. About to go out of business.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 40
- unfortunately that finalist is Eric Cartman. - Yes! I'm the best!
#40
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 41
Thanks Tom, yes indeed the planetarium has become very popular as word spreads,
#41
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 42
I guarantee, it'll change the way you think about the plane-arium.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 43
I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium so I can prove that nothing's wrong.
#43
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 44
I love cheesy poofs, you love cheesy...
#44
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 45
- Cut! - What?! - I'm not liking the shoes, can we change the shoes?
#45
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 46
- Oh really. - Yeah, I just thought I'd come show them around.
#46
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 47
- Welcome to the planetarium. - Well it's nice to see you finally got a real job Chef.
#47
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 48
- Hi grandma, it's me Eric. - Oh hello Eric. Grandma sure has missed you!
#48
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 49
Hello, you've reached the Broslofski's. Please leave a message.
#49
Recap of South Park Season 2 Episode 11 (S02E11) - 50
- To not be Elvis will cause you great pain. - Pain.
#50