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Season 17  "Let Go, Let Gov"  17x1

Aired 11 years ago - Sep 25, 2013

When Cartman manages to get himself behind the doors of the NSA, he doesn’t like what he finds in his personal file. He thinks it’s time he told everyone the truth. Meanwhile, Butters finds someone new to listen to his prayers.

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And please watch over Mommy and Daddy.
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And thank you President Obama
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They're spying on you?
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Nah don't do that.
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You need that new thing where you don't need to type.
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it wasn't me that was homophobic.
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that can actually take the thoughts in your head,
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 9
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
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Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 11
Wait! Shh.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 12
Now as I infiltrate the NSA
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 13
In 1982 I was at a party at Mike Douglas'house
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 14
I did something really bad.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 15
Here we go.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 16
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 17
And then I ... I put my wiener through the hole.
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I will!
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that will give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money.
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Yes sir, we believe the ... the truth.
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like showing people pictures of little girls
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and your government wants you to be happy.
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Only problem is checking all those emails, Twitter accounts
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Will do.
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as he went to question the possible suspect.
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Say what right does the government have
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but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home
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I fucked Jack lemmon's makeup girl in a porta potty.
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We went to DMV and we admit to
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 34
Wul there's a lot of interesting stuff in here Craig,
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he means the government loves you. And it wants to forgive you
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then I wanna make sure I come clean about the bad ones maybe
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how they are able to keep track of everyone in the country.
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People who have a status of threat, possible threat or
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 39
Oh yeah, we tracked him for a little bit
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and that's when I masturbated to game of thrones.
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Congratulations, brother! How do you feel?
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There'll be no joy here!
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Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare.
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How do you think we're able to really know who is doing what?
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and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter!
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And everyone's gonna think I'm super cool.
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is listening in on everything. Nobody cares that Santa Claus
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No, you don't have to fly to Russia hon.
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And please watch over Mommy and Daddy.
#2
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And thank you President Obama
#3
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They're spying on you?
#4
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 5
Nah don't do that.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 6
You need that new thing where you don't need to type.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 7
it wasn't me that was homophobic.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 8
that can actually take the thoughts in your head,
#8
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 9
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 10
Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 11
Wait! Shh.
#11
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 12
Now as I infiltrate the NSA
#12
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In 1982 I was at a party at Mike Douglas'house
#13
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 14
I did something really bad.
#14
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Here we go.
#15
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And then I ... I put my wiener through the hole.
#17
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I will!
#18
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that will give those faggots in Chelsea a run for their money.
#20
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Yes sir, we believe the ... the truth.
#22
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like showing people pictures of little girls
#24
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and your government wants you to be happy.
#25
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Only problem is checking all those emails, Twitter accounts
#26
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Will do.
#28
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as he went to question the possible suspect.
#29
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Say what right does the government have
#30
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but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home
#31
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I fucked Jack lemmon's makeup girl in a porta potty.
#32
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We went to DMV and we admit to
#33
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Wul there's a lot of interesting stuff in here Craig,
#34
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he means the government loves you. And it wants to forgive you
#35
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then I wanna make sure I come clean about the bad ones maybe
#36
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how they are able to keep track of everyone in the country.
#37
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People who have a status of threat, possible threat or
#38
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Oh yeah, we tracked him for a little bit
#39
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and that's when I masturbated to game of thrones.
#40
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Congratulations, brother! How do you feel?
#41
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 1 (S17E01) - 42
There'll be no joy here!
#42
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Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare.
#43
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How do you think we're able to really know who is doing what?
#44
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and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter!
#46
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And everyone's gonna think I'm super cool.
#47
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is listening in on everything. Nobody cares that Santa Claus
#48
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No, you don't have to fly to Russia hon.
#49
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