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Season 17  "Black Friday"  17x7

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 13, 2013

Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

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Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 1
- It is real. they do it every year.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 2
- That's right, Black Friday is just around the corner.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 3
her head was stepped on and crushed.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 4
- Tom, the South Park mall says they've beefed up security
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 5
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 6
- But, my friends, we must still find others
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 7
Oh, thanks.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 8
- The shoppers...
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 9
It was 5:00 a.m. when they opened they doors.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 10
Before I knew it, they were all around me fighting, clawing.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 12
it's because that guy's in a love scene with another guy.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 13
They've agreed to join us.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 14
- No, guys,
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 15
- No, the Xboxes are gonna be better.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 16
- Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 17
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 18
because that's how Xbox people are.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 20
I, uh-- all right, look.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 21
- Nobody else has thought of it, sharon.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 22
and I'm a sneaky little bee. Buzz, buzz.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 23
- God, these guys are such dorks.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 24
in getting Xbox ones super cheap?
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 25
- You can't change his mind, sir Kyle.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 26
it's all soft and floppy,
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 27
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 28
I'm lonely. Are you lonely?
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 29
available at South Park mall, starting Black Friday.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 30
- You've murdered us, you soulless monsters.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 31
This is crazy. - I'll deal with these demons.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 32
We come seeking your help.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 33
We need people to help us be the first 20 inside the mall.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 34
- what's Betamax?
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 36
come in the way of what's rightfully ours.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 37
I might need you to use that influence
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 38
buzz, buzz, buzz
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 39
- Listen, I know why you took this part-time job.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 40
Look, I just want to say I--
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 41
They just don't listen.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 42
the swim team, and the Glee club.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 43
- Playstation.
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 44
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 45
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 46
and if the first people inside that mall all got Xboxes,
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 47
they're offering a special Black Friday bundle
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 48
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 49
- sir Kyle, preorder doesn't mean shit, okay?
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 50

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Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 2
- That's right, Black Friday is just around the corner.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 3
her head was stepped on and crushed.
#3
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 4
- Tom, the South Park mall says they've beefed up security
#4
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- But, my friends, we must still find others
#6
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 7
Oh, thanks.
#7
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 8
- The shoppers...
#8
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 9
It was 5:00 a.m. when they opened they doors.
#9
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 10
Before I knew it, they were all around me fighting, clawing.
#10
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 12
it's because that guy's in a love scene with another guy.
#12
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 13
They've agreed to join us.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 14
- No, guys,
#14
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 15
- No, the Xboxes are gonna be better.
#15
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 16
- Oh, it's going to be like that, is it?
#16
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because that's how Xbox people are.
#18
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I, uh-- all right, look.
#20
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- Nobody else has thought of it, sharon.
#21
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 22
and I'm a sneaky little bee. Buzz, buzz.
#22
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 23
- God, these guys are such dorks.
#23
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 24
in getting Xbox ones super cheap?
#24
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 25
- You can't change his mind, sir Kyle.
#25
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 26
it's all soft and floppy,
#26
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 27 #27 Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 28
I'm lonely. Are you lonely?
#28
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 29
available at South Park mall, starting Black Friday.
#29
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 30
- You've murdered us, you soulless monsters.
#30
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 31
This is crazy. - I'll deal with these demons.
#31
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 32
We come seeking your help.
#32
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 33
We need people to help us be the first 20 inside the mall.
#33
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 34
- what's Betamax?
#34
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come in the way of what's rightfully ours.
#36
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 37
I might need you to use that influence
#37
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 38
buzz, buzz, buzz
#38
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 39
- Listen, I know why you took this part-time job.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 40
Look, I just want to say I--
#40
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 41
They just don't listen.
#41
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 42
the swim team, and the Glee club.
#42
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 43
- Playstation.
#43
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and if the first people inside that mall all got Xboxes,
#46
Recap of South Park Season 17 Episode 7 (S17E07) - 47
they're offering a special Black Friday bundle
#47
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- sir Kyle, preorder doesn't mean shit, okay?
#49
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