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Season 16  "Obama Wins!"  16x14

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 07, 2012

Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the entire outcome of the Presidential election.

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Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 1
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- Sure you do. - What if I did, Kyle?
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I don't believe it.
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Do I have a study? I don't think I have a study.
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We presume you are pleased with the election results?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 8
I don't know how they did it but the Chinese secured my victory.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 9
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Stacks and stacks of ballots from states all over the country!
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 12
I guess this country is changing.
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 13
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But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night.
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Cartman has stolen the election!
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- Don't make me say any more. - Tell us what you know, right now.
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They're nearby.
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- The President! - Congratulations, sir!
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Come on, guys! President says get out!
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Can we please just try and talk to him?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 23
Then just tell me what Cartman is up to!
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(incomprehensible)
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- Red Lobster! - What?
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Okay, you want me to come in again, we can start over. What the fuck is this?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 27
I told you China would get the rights to Star Wars from Disney
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 28
You see, when the United States created Star Wars
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 29
take the rights from Disney if they helped him get re-elected.
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I get to play the part of Luke Skywalker's son.
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You are absolutely sure about this?
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I've told him to respect people's property. What did he take?
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What's this about a deal with the Chinese?!
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You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you, Butters?
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I have them hidden away, somewhere nobody would ever look.
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the reason this country works is because people go out and vote.
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- Like what? - I want a part in the new movies.
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Really?
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 46
This is Breaking Election News!
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And you claim that a General Tsao hired your friend Fat Ass to steal the ballots.
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This has been a long campaign but someone's finally done it, wolf.
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If the election really just came down to a bunch of boxes Cartman stole,

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- Sure you do. - What if I did, Kyle?
#2
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I don't believe it.
#3
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Do I have a study? I don't think I have a study.
#6
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We presume you are pleased with the election results?
#7
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I don't know how they did it but the Chinese secured my victory.
#8
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Stacks and stacks of ballots from states all over the country!
#11
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I guess this country is changing.
#12
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But I thought Obama won pretty easily last night.
#14
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Cartman has stolen the election!
#15
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- Don't make me say any more. - Tell us what you know, right now.
#16
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They're nearby.
#19
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- The President! - Congratulations, sir!
#20
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Come on, guys! President says get out!
#21
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Can we please just try and talk to him?
#22
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Then just tell me what Cartman is up to!
#23
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(incomprehensible)
#24
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- Red Lobster! - What?
#25
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Okay, you want me to come in again, we can start over. What the fuck is this?
#26
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 27
I told you China would get the rights to Star Wars from Disney
#27
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 28
You see, when the United States created Star Wars
#28
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take the rights from Disney if they helped him get re-elected.
#29
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I get to play the part of Luke Skywalker's son.
#31
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You are absolutely sure about this?
#32
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I've told him to respect people's property. What did he take?
#34
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What's this about a deal with the Chinese?!
#36
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You just couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you, Butters?
#37
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I have them hidden away, somewhere nobody would ever look.
#38
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the reason this country works is because people go out and vote.
#42
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- Like what? - I want a part in the new movies.
#44
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Really?
#45
Recap of South Park Season 16 Episode 14 (S16E14) - 46
This is Breaking Election News!
#46
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And you claim that a General Tsao hired your friend Fat Ass to steal the ballots.
#47
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This has been a long campaign but someone's finally done it, wolf.
#49
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If the election really just came down to a bunch of boxes Cartman stole,
#50