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Season 13  "Fatbeard"  13x7

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 22, 2009

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 1
Congratulations on leaving your meaningless lives behind to become pirates.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 2
So you've decided to join captain cartman,didee?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 3
Please get it out of here.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 4
Dude,i'm a pirate!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 5
Kevin,goddammit.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 6
I see,you five boys are all booked through to cairo by yourselves?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 7
You guys,the?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 8
The path to adventure lies just beyond this ticket counter,
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 9
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 10
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 11
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 12
butters,get the phrase book out.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 13
Ah,nice! Come on,mateys!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 14
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 15
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 16
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 17
All right,seriously. You guys,what kind of pirates are you?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 18
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 19
You said there was gonna be crystal clear lagoons and treasure and plunder!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 20
Very nice,ike.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 21
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 22
♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 23
Surrender your plunder lest we start firing shots across yer bow!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 24
Yes!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 25
Oh,kyle! He's gone!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 26
and if one more person talked to me about that Susan boyle performance of "les miserable"
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 27
Oh,god,what have i done
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 28
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 29
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 30
I said get off me boat!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 31
That's it! Get in there ya swarmy dogs!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 32
Hard to port!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 33
that's good! Now bring 'er round topside!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 34
Ah,a fine day of plunderin' we had,boys. What about yourselves?
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 35
What kind of pirates are you? Look at yourselves!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 36
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 37
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 38
somalian pirates we
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 39
- somalian pirates we - nice!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 40
If i can get you and abdikarim to sing the harmony on the second yo ho.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 41
And a trick a lotty do
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 42
We found them adrift.********
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 43
Elles avait lightsaber!
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 44
Gentlemen,i want the president of the united states on the phone.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 45
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 46
this is cnn.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 47
U.s.navy ships have been deployed and the pirate standoff is about to get ugly.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 48
In the cafeteria you said somalia was awesome.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 49
Even the fish here are radioactive.
 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 50
One necklace -- Gold!

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 2
So you've decided to join captain cartman,didee?
#2 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 3
Please get it out of here.
#3 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 4
Dude,i'm a pirate!
#4 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 5
Kevin,goddammit.
#5 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 6
I see,you five boys are all booked through to cairo by yourselves?
#6 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 7
You guys,the?
#7 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 8
The path to adventure lies just beyond this ticket counter,
#8 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 9 #9 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 10 #10 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 11 #11 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 12
butters,get the phrase book out.
#12 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 13
Ah,nice! Come on,mateys!
#13 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 14 #14 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 15
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#15 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 16
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#16 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 17
All right,seriously. You guys,what kind of pirates are you?
#17 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 18 #18 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 19
You said there was gonna be crystal clear lagoons and treasure and plunder!
#19 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 20
Very nice,ike.
#20 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 21
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#21 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 22
♪♪♪♪♪
#22 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 23
Surrender your plunder lest we start firing shots across yer bow!
#23 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 24
Yes!
#24 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 25
Oh,kyle! He's gone!
#25 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 26
and if one more person talked to me about that Susan boyle performance of "les miserable"
#26 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 27
Oh,god,what have i done
#27 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 28
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#28 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 29
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#29 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 30
I said get off me boat!
#30 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 31
That's it! Get in there ya swarmy dogs!
#31 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 32
Hard to port!
#32 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 33
that's good! Now bring 'er round topside!
#33 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 34
Ah,a fine day of plunderin' we had,boys. What about yourselves?
#34 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 35
What kind of pirates are you? Look at yourselves!
#35 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 36 #36 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 37 #37 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 38
somalian pirates we
#38 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 39
- somalian pirates we - nice!
#39 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 40
If i can get you and abdikarim to sing the harmony on the second yo ho.
#40 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 41
And a trick a lotty do
#41 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 42
We found them adrift.********
#42 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 43
Elles avait lightsaber!
#43 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 44
Gentlemen,i want the president of the united states on the phone.
#44 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 45
♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
#45 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 46
this is cnn.
#46 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 47
U.s.navy ships have been deployed and the pirate standoff is about to get ugly.
#47 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 48
In the cafeteria you said somalia was awesome.
#48 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 49
Even the fish here are radioactive.
#49 Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 7 (S13E07) - 50
One necklace -- Gold!
#50