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Season 13  "Dances With Smurfs"  13x13

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 11, 2009

Eric Cartman seizes the opportunity to become the voice of change at the school when he takes over the morning announcements. His target is South Park Elementary’s Student Body President, Wendy Testaburger. Cartman is asking the tough questions and gaining followers.

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 1
So you're, uh, trying out to be
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I've got this job in the bag!
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"Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears.
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in the sultry summer sun, that is my voice.
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will be serving a selection of cold sandwiches.
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Ever since Wendy was elected student body president,
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 9
What other school has a 15-year-old merry go round on it?
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The job is to read what is written on the paper, Eric,
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 12
Well, because he was being murdered.
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not to speak out against his school.
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That is, of course,
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And besides that, who actually voted for Wendy Testaburger?
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 16
A socialist dung hole...
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and... and I don't know if we can get it back.
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So when you look closely,
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we're gonna transform into something.
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I don't give a crap about Smurfs!
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- That was cool! - Awesome!
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Another person who cares about
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 24
A book signing.
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or on her back taking the ol' in out for hours on end."
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- Whoa! - Yeah. Geez.
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is a penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina.
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I'm not acknowledging his stupid questions.
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Eric, apparently you wrote that Wendy's private parts
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sell your books on school grounds.
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but slowly, I began to earn their trust.
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And I shared with them stories of my country's forefathers.
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 35
But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf
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I should have known!
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Suck my fat tits!
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You won't see any Smurfs.
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Our student council is corrupt and has to be dealt with!
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and do what we know needs to be done!
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- What the hell? - Whoa!
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Thank you so much for finally coming on my show, Wendy.
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Rehearsals for the school play are canceled this afternoon.
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The school was running out of power!
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No. You wiped them all out!

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Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 2
I've got this job in the bag!
#2
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"Dear Casey, your voice is like butter to our ears.
#3
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in the sultry summer sun, that is my voice.
#4
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will be serving a selection of cold sandwiches.
#7
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Ever since Wendy was elected student body president,
#8
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 9
What other school has a 15-year-old merry go round on it?
#9
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The job is to read what is written on the paper, Eric,
#11
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 12
Well, because he was being murdered.
#12
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not to speak out against his school.
#13
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 14
That is, of course,
#14
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And besides that, who actually voted for Wendy Testaburger?
#15
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A socialist dung hole...
#16
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and... and I don't know if we can get it back.
#18
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So when you look closely,
#19
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 20
we're gonna transform into something.
#20
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I don't give a crap about Smurfs!
#21
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- That was cool! - Awesome!
#22
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Another person who cares about
#23
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A book signing.
#24
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or on her back taking the ol' in out for hours on end."
#25
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 26
- Whoa! - Yeah. Geez.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 27
is a penis hungry hooker with a huge vagina.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 28
I'm not acknowledging his stupid questions.
#28
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 29
Eric, apparently you wrote that Wendy's private parts
#29
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 30
sell your books on school grounds.
#30
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but slowly, I began to earn their trust.
#33
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And I shared with them stories of my country's forefathers.
#34
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 35
But I eventually proved myself to Papa Smurf
#35
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I should have known!
#36
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Suck my fat tits!
#38
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You won't see any Smurfs.
#39
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Our student council is corrupt and has to be dealt with!
#40
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and do what we know needs to be done!
#42
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- What the hell? - Whoa!
#44
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Thank you so much for finally coming on my show, Wendy.
#45
Recap of South Park Season 13 Episode 13 (S13E13) - 46
Rehearsals for the school play are canceled this afternoon.
#46
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The school was running out of power!
#49
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No. You wiped them all out!
#50