Two and a Half Men

Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school. Alan starts to fall for Francine, in a platonic way, because he is tired of the lack of intelligent communication he has with Kandi. Charlie helps Jake audition for his school musical.

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Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.

#2 #3 #4

Yeah.

#5

Boo-freaking-hoo. Pack a sandwich.

#6

lt would be a good idea if you got involved in extracurricular activities.

#7 #8

Okay. Forget about the movements.

#9

-Tell you uncle what you wanted to sing. -lt's called ''Whup That Stanky Ho. ''

#10

Oh, good. l was afraid he was gonna pick something gay.

#11 #12

-You sure you played all the right notes? -Yes, l'm sure.

#13 #14

He restores old cars. Well, it's actually more a hobby than a job.

#15 #16

You're already doing a hot 22-year-old and you're cheating on her?

#17

Come on, dog. Come on, dog. Howl with me.

#18

No, l haven't been sleeping with the other woman.

#19

l mean, she's divorced. She has a kid Jake's age.

#20

-You're missing the point. -No, you're missing the point.

#21 #22 #23

Thank you. You am smart too.

#24

-There's nothing to feel guilty about. -Good to know. Because Kandi's here.

#25

You go cover for me with Kandi and l'll get Francine the hell out of here.

#26

-Hey, why don't we walk on the beach. -What about the game?

#27

-Kandi? -What?

#28

. . .Alan is out trying to find the perfect gift for you.

#29 #30 #31 #32 #33

Do you think l'm gonna do okay at the audition?

#34

Jake stinks.

#35

That's all you could think of?

#36 #37

That sounds like fun.

#38

Please don't tell me Francine is here.

#39 #40 #41

They don't go out a lot so they tend to get dusty.

#42 #43

lt's like he's a saint.

#44

Not a word. l just hope l can be worthy of him.

#45

Oh, all right. Love you. Bye-bye.

#46

You mean it's gotten physical? You're sleeping his way to the top?

#47

. . .worship in her eyes.

#48

Say that again.

#49

Well, good.

#50