S3 E5
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Season 3  "My Brother, Where Art Thou?"  3x5

Aired 21 years ago - Nov 06, 2003

Dan decides to stay with J.D. for a while after their mom's new fiancé kicks him out, but after spending some quality time with him at the hospital, Dan isn't sure if he likes the cynical person his little brother has become. Elliot tries to deal with her own problems of a long distance relationship and decides to try moonlighting as a pet examiner with Carla to save up money.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Your nipples. Nipples, Sean. I'm licking your nipples.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
I did not just drop a toothbrush in the toilet.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
Like when I came down to see you guys in med school.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Make sure you're dry, otherwise you get a "tongue on the flagpole" situation.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
You were only born cos Mom bounced a cheque.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Not as cute as you think.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
But if he were to make a mistake here because of how tired he was,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
but he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
- Free clinic. - Mammogram-mobile.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
He's got a new bumper-pool table.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
For you, that would be the 17-year-old that tells you to fill all the ketchups.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatory.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
Have fun, cos you'll never see the girls again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Dammit. Can't we just put a pillow over his head and put him out of his misery?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
How long has my little brother had the desire to smother old people?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
but if I ever do need to find out how to make a top-notch rum and coke,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
Well, well, well.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
I'm worried about you. Hanging with you today and watching you work,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
But you never came through for me once, did you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
and you wanna tell me what kind of person to be?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
- How are your chocolate chip flapjacks? - Good.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
You saw nothing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Why aren't you apologising to your brother before he leaves?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
who's yelling at the TV, which is the microwave.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
But we kiss and we hug and we apologise for all the things we said,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
You're home now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Sir, about Nurse Espinoza and Dr Reid's suspensions,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
- He's definitely smarter than you. - Sir, I don't think...
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Baxter, left foot.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Those are definitely broken. Why did you do that?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
Even though we're understaffed and underpaid,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
Get out of my office before I change my mind.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Tonight I want you to put on a nice dress.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
That was beautiful, sir.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
I did not just drop a toothbrush in the toilet.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
Like when I came down to see you guys in med school.
#3
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Make sure you're dry, otherwise you get a "tongue on the flagpole" situation.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
You were only born cos Mom bounced a cheque.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
Not as cute as you think.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
But if he were to make a mistake here because of how tired he was,
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
but he gets to run around in my backyard wearing a foam suit
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
- Free clinic. - Mammogram-mobile.
#12
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He's got a new bumper-pool table.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
For you, that would be the 17-year-old that tells you to fill all the ketchups.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatory.
#16
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Have fun, cos you'll never see the girls again.
#19
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An old person that takes up a room and doesn't have the common decency to die.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
Dammit. Can't we just put a pillow over his head and put him out of his misery?
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
How long has my little brother had the desire to smother old people?
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
but if I ever do need to find out how to make a top-notch rum and coke,
#24
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Well, well, well.
#26
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I'm worried about you. Hanging with you today and watching you work,
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
But you never came through for me once, did you?
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
and you wanna tell me what kind of person to be?
#30
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- How are your chocolate chip flapjacks? - Good.
#32
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Coffee's kicking in. Back in four minutes.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
You saw nothing.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
Why aren't you apologising to your brother before he leaves?
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
who's yelling at the TV, which is the microwave.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
But we kiss and we hug and we apologise for all the things we said,
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
You're home now.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Sir, about Nurse Espinoza and Dr Reid's suspensions,
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
- He's definitely smarter than you. - Sir, I don't think...
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
Baxter, left foot.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
Those are definitely broken. Why did you do that?
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
And with an open fly, no less. Made you look. A twofer.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
I know. I have dreams where I staple your fingers to your face.
#44
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Even though we're understaffed and underpaid,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
and not in any kind of crazy or rambling sort of way,
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
Get out of my office before I change my mind.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
Tonight I want you to put on a nice dress.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
That was beautiful, sir.
#50