S3 E22
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NBC
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Season 3  "My Best Friend's Wedding"  3x22

Aired 20 years ago - May 04, 2004

The big day for Turk and Carla has finally arrived, but a patient holds up Turk. With Elliot still angry at him, J.D. attempts to reconcile her with Sean as a way to make everything right again in their friendship.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 1
and two sisters with three eyebrows.
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I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
You never have to have sex again except when you want to.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
He's excited because he's getting married today.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
It's only for family and close friends, and we'd love for you to be there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
Perry, Jack is at my mom's.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
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- What are you doing here? - We RSVP'd when we were dating.
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and you two are gonna have an awesome life.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
What do you think we should do?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
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- Where are the other bridesmaids? - They're out buying an eyebrow.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
Go back three days and keep me from throwing away my life for you.
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I just wanna wish you two all the luck in the world.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
Turk got held up in surgery,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
My friend, I'm about to make you look very silly.
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Hey, babe, got any wedding wishes?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
Me and your roommate didn't really work out, but we're still friends.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
Don't go there, Padre. He'll be here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
It's been four days, which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive.
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take her into your hairy arms and tell her you want her back.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
Miss Espinosa, if your fiancé is not here in the next 30 seconds,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
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Mr Sulu?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
Give me a bucket of Scotch. Sport, take these and keep moving.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
You can cross off "Keys in the face." Honestly, there's nothing you can do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
What do you mean, disaster? This is an amazing wedding.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
- Mermaids aren't real. - I know what I saw.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
No music. I swear, I am this close to losing it.
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Shame on you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
- Are forks where the big money is? - Forks and ladles.
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- Yeah. - Good.
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JD and I have this history, and I actually thought he might be the one.
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Carla. I apologise. I am a horse's ass.
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Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married and we get along great.
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Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate, and you know it.
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- That was awesome. - You made out with a little person.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
So, mind if we start with some Tupac?
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- Can I have a ride home? - Well, sure.
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I never would've gone home with you and sabotaged everything I had with him.
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You think my name is Turk Turkelton?

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I promised I wouldn't get emotional until after we took the pictures.
#2
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You never have to have sex again except when you want to.
#4
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He's excited because he's getting married today.
#5
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It's only for family and close friends, and we'd love for you to be there.
#6
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Perry, Jack is at my mom's.
#7
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- What are you doing here? - We RSVP'd when we were dating.
#9
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and you two are gonna have an awesome life.
#11
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What do you think we should do?
#12
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- Where are the other bridesmaids? - They're out buying an eyebrow.
#14
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Go back three days and keep me from throwing away my life for you.
#15
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I just wanna wish you two all the luck in the world.
#16
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Turk got held up in surgery,
#17
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My friend, I'm about to make you look very silly.
#18
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Hey, babe, got any wedding wishes?
#21
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Me and your roommate didn't really work out, but we're still friends.
#22
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Don't go there, Padre. He'll be here.
#23
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It's been four days, which, by the way, makes the beard all the more impressive.
#24
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take her into your hairy arms and tell her you want her back.
#25
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Miss Espinosa, if your fiancé is not here in the next 30 seconds,
#26
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Mr Sulu?
#29
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Give me a bucket of Scotch. Sport, take these and keep moving.
#31
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You can cross off "Keys in the face." Honestly, there's nothing you can do.
#32
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What do you mean, disaster? This is an amazing wedding.
#33
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- Mermaids aren't real. - I know what I saw.
#34
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No music. I swear, I am this close to losing it.
#35
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Shame on you.
#36
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- Are forks where the big money is? - Forks and ladles.
#38
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- Yeah. - Good.
#39
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JD and I have this history, and I actually thought he might be the one.
#40
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Carla. I apologise. I am a horse's ass.
#41
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Marriage is overrated. Jordan and I aren't married and we get along great.
#42
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Look, you and Turk were meant to be together. It's fate, and you know it.
#43
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- That was awesome. - You made out with a little person.
#45
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So, mind if we start with some Tupac?
#46
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- Can I have a ride home? - Well, sure.
#47
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I never would've gone home with you and sabotaged everything I had with him.
#48
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You think my name is Turk Turkelton?
#50