S3 E2
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Season 3  "My Journey"  3x2

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 09, 2003

J.D. is feeling left out of his friendship with Turk and gets hurt when Turk is scared of opening up to him. Meanwhile, Carla is driven crazy over an unidentified urine sample, and Elliot tries to balance Sean and her career, so that one doesn't end up getting in the way of the other.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
between choosing centre pieces and deciding
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It's gonna be harder for us to hang out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
We're gonna get some dinner, a nice bottle of wine.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Well, all right. Why is everything so much easier with dolphins?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Do you think the New Elliot would like to go to dinner tonight?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
Laverne, by this afternoon we're gonna find out whose urine this is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Please, put down the cup of urine.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
In med school everyone was like, "When are Turk and J.D. Getting here?"
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
The reminiscing, the way your breath always smelled of curry.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
I was a cougar.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
He needs a lumbar puncture
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
I cannot miss this dinner.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
But if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
if it weren't for all these sick people, wouldn't it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
It's not any of my business, but I think I know whose whiz that is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
You got any more funny jokes you gotta tell me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Sometimes you fight them not because you want to but because you have to.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
If you're lucky, there's no battle, everything works out perfectly.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Excuse me for a second, fellas. I'm gonna go tell that girl my name's Beer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I didn't know what to say to him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
Thanks for twisting my arm.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Hey, do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
This whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you're doing is...
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
- That would make you gay. - I am gay.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
I know that last night didn't go exactly as we planned it,
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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
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- Sure. - Thanks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Now, either do the job we pay you for or I'll find someone else who will.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Oh, my God. The janitor's afraid of Carla.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
I always make him feel like an idiot.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
- What are you afraid of? - Hey, guys. This is my fiancé, Tracy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
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who told me that my son rolled over for the first time.
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You might wanna write this down, because here comes the inside scoop:
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
You're not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
I don't love the idea of kissing anyone with a moustache.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
I don't know what it is. That's just the way I've been my whole life.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
so I went and searched through, like, 40 bags of garbage
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you?

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
It's gonna be harder for us to hang out.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
We're gonna get some dinner, a nice bottle of wine.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Because, Bruce, then she would think I was crazy, that's why.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
Well, all right. Why is everything so much easier with dolphins?
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6 #6 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
Do you think the New Elliot would like to go to dinner tonight?
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
Laverne, by this afternoon we're gonna find out whose urine this is.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
Please, put down the cup of urine.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10 #10 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
In med school everyone was like, "When are Turk and J.D. Getting here?"
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
The reminiscing, the way your breath always smelled of curry.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
I was a cougar.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
He needs a lumbar puncture
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
I cannot miss this dinner.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
But if you have a moment between dinner and giving it away for free,
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
if it weren't for all these sick people, wouldn't it?
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
It's not any of my business, but I think I know whose whiz that is.
#19
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You got any more funny jokes you gotta tell me?
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
Sometimes you fight them not because you want to but because you have to.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
If you're lucky, there's no battle, everything works out perfectly.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Excuse me for a second, fellas. I'm gonna go tell that girl my name's Beer.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
I didn't know what to say to him.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
Thanks for twisting my arm.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Hey, do you think gay dudes get turned on by their own wieners?
#27
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This whole you leaving the room whenever I enter it thing that you're doing is...
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
- That would make you gay. - I am gay.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
I know that last night didn't go exactly as we planned it,
#31
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- Sure. - Thanks.
#34
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Now, either do the job we pay you for or I'll find someone else who will.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Oh, my God. The janitor's afraid of Carla.
#36
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I always make him feel like an idiot.
#39
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- What are you afraid of? - Hey, guys. This is my fiancé, Tracy.
#40
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who told me that my son rolled over for the first time.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
You might wanna write this down, because here comes the inside scoop:
#44
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You're not that comfortable with the man-on-man action, are you?
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
I don't love the idea of kissing anyone with a moustache.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
I don't know what it is. That's just the way I've been my whole life.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
so I went and searched through, like, 40 bags of garbage
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
you didn't stumble across your own testicles, did you?
#50