S3 E14
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Season 3  "My Screw Up"  3x14

Aired 20 years ago - Feb 24, 2004

Jordan's brother and sister return, but Dr. Cox learns that his brother-in-law Ben hasn't visited a doctor about his cancer in the two years he has been gone traveling the world.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
You know something, you have slept with both of my sisters.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
What's weird is it's taken my best friend so long to come and see my son.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
Here's me at the Great Wall of China.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
Thanks, Perry. You know, I missed you too.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Elliot, you're gonna have to take off your sock.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
It'd be better if you focus on how you're doing this for Sean.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
That was before I knew what was under there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
We lose him, we lose our sex appeal.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
Let me powder my head first.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
who Jordan just has to have for Jack's birthday party just got a DUI.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
Hey, JD, my sister Danni is more of a gentle kisser, don't you think?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
OK. So... Who wants what bigger or smaller?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
No, it wouldn't.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
Usually I'd talk to Dr Cox but he's doing stuff.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
That hurt here and here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
You know what, sweetie? I'm fine with getting rid of this mole
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
As a doctor, you're around death so much, you get used to the guilt
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
It was your fault. Now get the hell out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
You know what I need? I need people to stop telling me what I should do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
Ever since I started taking care of your patients, not one of them has died.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
- I don't want to do this. - No one's gonna call you names.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
Like what? Dr Cox took all your patients.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
I don't think he understands that "Espinosa" is more than a name to me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
But as you've forced me to respond,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
But, more importantly, I really don't care about any of you or your problems,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
Not true. When you and Jordan first got married,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
If it was, I'd already put Mr Fordham's hand in a bowl of warm water,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Look, why don't you just let me take this little mental breakdown of yours
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
is a veritable who's who of incompetent puppets?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
- No, I haven't seen her. - Well, if you do, page me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
We're not looking for dead Carla.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
I'm just here to get a nasal speculum.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
I made her have surgery but that just made things worse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
See ya!
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
- and I'm sorry. - Thanks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
Acceptance can take a lot of different forms.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
And if you don't, who cares? You all stink anyway.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
What's weird is it's taken my best friend so long to come and see my son.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
Here's me at the Great Wall of China.
#3
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Thanks, Perry. You know, I missed you too.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Elliot, you're gonna have to take off your sock.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
It'd be better if you focus on how you're doing this for Sean.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
That was before I knew what was under there.
#8
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We lose him, we lose our sex appeal.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
Let me powder my head first.
#11
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who Jordan just has to have for Jack's birthday party just got a DUI.
#12
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Hey, JD, my sister Danni is more of a gentle kisser, don't you think?
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
OK. So... Who wants what bigger or smaller?
#15
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No, it wouldn't.
#16
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Usually I'd talk to Dr Cox but he's doing stuff.
#18
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That hurt here and here.
#20
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You know what, sweetie? I'm fine with getting rid of this mole
#23
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As a doctor, you're around death so much, you get used to the guilt
#24
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It was your fault. Now get the hell out.
#25
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You know what I need? I need people to stop telling me what I should do.
#27
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Ever since I started taking care of your patients, not one of them has died.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
- I don't want to do this. - No one's gonna call you names.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
Like what? Dr Cox took all your patients.
#30
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I don't think he understands that "Espinosa" is more than a name to me.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
But as you've forced me to respond,
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
But, more importantly, I really don't care about any of you or your problems,
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
Not true. When you and Jordan first got married,
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
If it was, I'd already put Mr Fordham's hand in a bowl of warm water,
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Look, why don't you just let me take this little mental breakdown of yours
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
is a veritable who's who of incompetent puppets?
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
- No, I haven't seen her. - Well, if you do, page me.
#39
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We're not looking for dead Carla.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
I'm just here to get a nasal speculum.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
I made her have surgery but that just made things worse.
#43
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See ya!
#46
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- and I'm sorry. - Thanks.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
Acceptance can take a lot of different forms.
#49
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And if you don't, who cares? You all stink anyway.
#50