S1 E20
Status
Ended
Network
NBC
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Season 1  "My Way or the Highway"  1x20

Aired 18 years ago - Apr 16, 2002

Turk's competitiveness is starting to annoy J.D., especially when it crosses the line of personal jokes and comes to patient's matters. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox finally has a taste of good coffee, but thanks to his feud with Dr. Kelso, the only nurse who was able to make it gets fired. Elliot meets a very attractive patient, whom she instantly identifies, but has a really hard time getting him to ask her out.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 1
Why hasn't he had a surgical consult? l'm sorry. That's my fault.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 2
You may have whatever you want.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 3
For the love of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a fine brew.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
l'd eat it right off your bottom.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
We are already understaffed, and Dr Kelso fired two nurses for no reason.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
Above it all
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 11
How could you possibly be single?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
l always seem to put my foot in my mouth.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
but l gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born, nay,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
you ought to be able to keep a man tucked away in the closet
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
tell Mr Hoffner whether or not you think he should have surgery.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 18
You had to show up Kelso and now another nurse is out of a job.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 19
but end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone pays the consequences.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
l drop things so when l pick them up, he can see l'm flexible.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 22
You're free to go. Today.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 23
- You were going to back me up. - He's had colitis for ten years.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 24
Luckily, it's not up to you. lt's up to Mr Hoffner.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 26
And then, and then...
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Give me a break. Watch this. Pick a nurse, any nurse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 28
- What's up, Benedict? - What?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 29
All fixed.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 30
- Maybe. - Well, if you do, l'd better die.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 32
Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 34
No. Do you need me to ice up your nipples?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 37
You know what they say, right?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 38
Yes, sir.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 39
Let's get you out of your skin.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 40
- l'm sorry. - Holy crap.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 43
and that just led right back to poo.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 44
He doesn't know l cry sometimes because l'm not sure there's a cat heaven.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 45
That was my patient, Turk. l brought you in as my friend.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 46
That sounds like a great friendship.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 47
Have a cookie, man.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 49
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 50
- ls that... - No!

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 2
You may have whatever you want.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 3
For the love of Our Lady of Guadalupe, that is a fine brew.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 4
l'd eat it right off your bottom.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 5
We are already understaffed, and Dr Kelso fired two nurses for no reason.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 6
Mr Hoffner should be treated medically, but a surgeon will want to slice him.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 7 #7 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 8 #8 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 9
Above it all
#9
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How could you possibly be single?
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 12
l always seem to put my foot in my mouth.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 13 #13 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 14
but l gotta ask you a quick question. Now, when you were born, nay,
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 15
you ought to be able to keep a man tucked away in the closet
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 16 #16 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 17
tell Mr Hoffner whether or not you think he should have surgery.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 18
You had to show up Kelso and now another nurse is out of a job.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 19
but end up throwing gas on the fire, and everyone pays the consequences.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 20
l drop things so when l pick them up, he can see l'm flexible.
#20
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You're free to go. Today.
#22
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- You were going to back me up. - He's had colitis for ten years.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 24
Luckily, it's not up to you. lt's up to Mr Hoffner.
#24
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And then, and then...
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 27
Give me a break. Watch this. Pick a nurse, any nurse.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 28
- What's up, Benedict? - What?
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 29
All fixed.
#29
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- Maybe. - Well, if you do, l'd better die.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 31 #31 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 32
Budgetary constraints forced a cut, and those two had negative reports.
#32
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No. Do you need me to ice up your nipples?
#34
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You know what they say, right?
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 38
Yes, sir.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 39
Let's get you out of your skin.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 40
- l'm sorry. - Holy crap.
#40
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and that just led right back to poo.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 44
He doesn't know l cry sometimes because l'm not sure there's a cat heaven.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 45
That was my patient, Turk. l brought you in as my friend.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 46
That sounds like a great friendship.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 20 (S01E20) - 47
Have a cookie, man.
#47
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- ls that... - No!
#50