S1 E13
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Season 1  "My Balancing Act"  1x13

Aired 18 years ago - Jan 15, 2002

J.D. is frustrated when his budding romance with an ex-patient wilts as their dates are constantly interrupted by emergency calls, while the beastly Dr. Kelso becomes less fearsome to the wide-eyed interns, when Dr. Cox informs them how to avoid the blowhard's bite. In addition, a perplexed Carla and Turk deal with their first sexual intimacy complication.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 1
lt doesn't work that way. Moving on. Not you. You still have work to do.
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And?
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That's right.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 6
There. Now no one gets to eat it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 7
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to ''all l have for breakfast is yoghurt and l'm out of bowls,
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l've concluded that Mr Yeager is suffering from... kuru.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
- Really? - No.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
when l thought l had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple.
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- Last night, when l was with Carla... - Dude, l can't talk.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Where you go...? Who am l going to talk to about sex?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 15
Elevated C-peptide levels.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
Win some, lose some.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 17
All right, welcome to the lCU! No, really, sit down.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 18
Tip your nurses.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 19
You know, that's really getting annoying.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 20
Last night, Turk and l were, you know, messin' around.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 21
l have never said ''l love you'' to a woman before.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 22
l have cold hands, and...
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 23
Last night, for the first time ever in our relationship,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But then l'm due back at the hootenanny.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- You're off, aren't you? - l'm with you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
She's not having an orgasm.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
That'd be nice.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 29
Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
Hey, Alex, l am so sorry. l went to the restaurant but just missed you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
- Look, JD... - ''Look, JD, we're still great?''
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l was so excited what we were doing here, l forgot about our date.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 34
Do you understand that l just barely want to be like me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 35
My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a fear of intimacy,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 36
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- Not even by yourself? - Gross.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 38
lt'd be great if you would go to traffic court for me and make this go away.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
How is it, exactly, that you just said that
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JD. Hey.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 42
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- We have to talk. - No time for talk.
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That's the last thing that l wanna... Take that damn thing off.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Since we said ''l love you'', l've been feeling all this pressure.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
while you're in the bathroom, you fall, and l can't afford the funeral costs?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
- But l love it that you do. - Yeah?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
lf she ever walks in on me while l'm in the bathroom,
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''SOB'', ''shortness of breath'' and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
What do you say we shake things up?

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And?
#3
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That's right.
#5
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There. Now no one gets to eat it.
#6
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to ''all l have for breakfast is yoghurt and l'm out of bowls,
#8
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l've concluded that Mr Yeager is suffering from... kuru.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 10
- Really? - No.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 11
you just go ahead and think horsies, not zebras.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 12
when l thought l had a broken tailbone and it was just a really bad pimple.
#12
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- Last night, when l was with Carla... - Dude, l can't talk.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 14
Where you go...? Who am l going to talk to about sex?
#14
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Elevated C-peptide levels.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 16
Win some, lose some.
#16
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All right, welcome to the lCU! No, really, sit down.
#17
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Tip your nurses.
#18
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You know, that's really getting annoying.
#19
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Last night, Turk and l were, you know, messin' around.
#20
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l have never said ''l love you'' to a woman before.
#21
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l have cold hands, and...
#22
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Last night, for the first time ever in our relationship,
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 24
But then l'm due back at the hootenanny.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 25
- You're off, aren't you? - l'm with you.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 26
You're only 80 minutes late. She'll still be here.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 27
She's not having an orgasm.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 28
That'd be nice.
#28
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Waiting for the roundhouse here. The old haymaker,
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 30
Hey, Alex, l am so sorry. l went to the restaurant but just missed you.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 31
- Look, JD... - ''Look, JD, we're still great?''
#31
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l was so excited what we were doing here, l forgot about our date.
#32
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Do you understand that l just barely want to be like me?
#34
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My therapist thinks my trouble in bed stems from a fear of intimacy,
#35
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- Not even by yourself? - Gross.
#37
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lt'd be great if you would go to traffic court for me and make this go away.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 39
How is it, exactly, that you just said that
#39
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JD. Hey.
#41
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- We have to talk. - No time for talk.
#43
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That's the last thing that l wanna... Take that damn thing off.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 45
Since we said ''l love you'', l've been feeling all this pressure.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 46
while you're in the bathroom, you fall, and l can't afford the funeral costs?
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 47
- But l love it that you do. - Yeah?
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 48
lf she ever walks in on me while l'm in the bathroom,
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 49
''SOB'', ''shortness of breath'' and ''WNL'', ''within normal limits''.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 13 (S01E13) - 50
What do you say we shake things up?
#50