S1 E18
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Season 1  "My Tuscaloosa Heart"  1x18

Aired 18 years ago - Mar 12, 2002

J.D. has a patient who's rude to him and the nurses and eventually dies from cancer. J.D. feels awful for not giving him his full attention and worries maybe he could have saved the guy if he was nicer to him. Meanwhile, Elliot is convinced that Dr. Kelso is the one singing a song called "Tuscaloosa Heart" on a tape given to her by a patient who claims he went to college with Bob. And Dr. Cox finds himself trapped in a love square: He's falling in love with Kristen Murphy, his intern, just as his ex-wife reappears demanding sex – and there's also his crush on Carla.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 1
- Remember the guy's name? - Robby something, l think.
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He's just another patient.
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Me no likey mean guys.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 4
Kristen, slow down.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 5
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 6
l don't have any change.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 7
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 10
''My Tuscaloosa heart''?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
You don't have to hide from him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 13
I went ahead with the date on my own.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
There's horrible people right in here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
but your timing could not be worse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
A lesser person would mock your inability to move on.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
l'm seeing someone right now, who, by the way, is great,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 18
because l am so afraid that the first thing might work.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
Fair enough.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 20
l guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 22
Not now. Maybe in the morning before work.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 23
Son, go back to bed. l'm fixing Mommy's back.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
- worried that's what killed him. - Could have been the neglect.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
- Peace out, Turk. - Night.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
let everything go and finally just sleep.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
- Bambi, about yesterday... - lt's back?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
ls it hot in here? lt's like, it's hot!
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
- Hey, Number Two! - Number One.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
- You think l'm a spy? - No.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 32
Cos l'm all in, baby.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
lt's impossible to write a love song about anyone named Enid.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
Have you guys ever stopped to think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
I'm a '''K''? What the hell does that mean?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
lnitially there were concerns that Mr Simon may have been overmedicated.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
but l was kinda hoping we could take a closer look at me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
If I did something wrong, he'd call me on it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
No way, same here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
Be nice.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
Moving furniture with that nurse
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
lf you don't believe me, ask Jordan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
That's too bad. l liked her.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 45
Actually, the music came before Bunny.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
and ate tranquillisers like they were trail mix.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Thank you very much.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
But if you're wondering whether or not you treated Mr Simon differently
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
lt's always easy to treat the nice ones nice, isn't it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 50
it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 2
He's just another patient.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 3
Me no likey mean guys.
#3
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Kristen, slow down.
#4
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l don't have any change.
#6
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''My Tuscaloosa heart''?
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 11
You don't have to hide from him.
#11
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I went ahead with the date on my own.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 14
There's horrible people right in here.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 15
but your timing could not be worse.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 16
A lesser person would mock your inability to move on.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 17
l'm seeing someone right now, who, by the way, is great,
#17
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because l am so afraid that the first thing might work.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 19
Fair enough.
#19
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l guess my invitation must've been lost in the mail.
#20
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Not now. Maybe in the morning before work.
#22
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Son, go back to bed. l'm fixing Mommy's back.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 24
- worried that's what killed him. - Could have been the neglect.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 25
- Peace out, Turk. - Night.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 26
let everything go and finally just sleep.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 27
- Bambi, about yesterday... - lt's back?
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 28
ls it hot in here? lt's like, it's hot!
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 29
- Hey, Number Two! - Number One.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 30 #30 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 31
- You think l'm a spy? - No.
#31
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Cos l'm all in, baby.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 33
lt's impossible to write a love song about anyone named Enid.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 34
Have you guys ever stopped to think that maybe Bunny is just a real bunny?
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 35
I'm a '''K''? What the hell does that mean?
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 36
lnitially there were concerns that Mr Simon may have been overmedicated.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 37
but l was kinda hoping we could take a closer look at me.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 38
If I did something wrong, he'd call me on it.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 39
No way, same here.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 40
Be nice.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 41
Moving furniture with that nurse
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 42
lf you don't believe me, ask Jordan.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 43
That's too bad. l liked her.
#43
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Actually, the music came before Bunny.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 46
and ate tranquillisers like they were trail mix.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 47
Thank you very much.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 48
But if you're wondering whether or not you treated Mr Simon differently
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 18 (S01E18) - 49
lt's always easy to treat the nice ones nice, isn't it?
#49
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it frizzes out and becomes wildly unmanageable.
#50