S1 E12
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Season 1  "My Blind Date"  1x12

Aired 22 years ago - Jan 08, 2002

A woman slips and falls on the wet floor of the hospital. Afraid that she might sue the hospital, Dr. Kelso asks J.D. to stand by her and be friendly, so she won't sue them. But J.D. is very busy with Dr. Cox's 24-hour marathon to keep his ICU patients alive. Elliot is desperate for some attention from Dr. Cox. Meanwhile, Turk snaps at Carla when she steals fries from his plate.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 1
lf that girl who's in first keeps doing well, we're just gonna take her.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
Don't dilly-dally trying to refill your Prozac.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
He's a tricky bastard. He's tried to die five times on me today.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
that's when the tiniest thing can throw it all outta whack.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Here. Have 'em all. Have a fry salad.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
Dr Dorian, l need a favour.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
lt's Ted. But hey, it's only been 1 2 years.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
The point is that people are less likely to sue an institution
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
This is a special phone. lf you don't answer it, you get to be the intern
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Mr Davis, l haven't seen you in three months. lt's gotta be a record for you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
l may have told her that she smelled like wet ass.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
So, how are you doing?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Get the results of Mr Chervin's urinalysis. lf the numbers aren't good,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
l want you to use me. l don't care how degrading it is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- lt puts the lotion on the skin. - You can do movies and l can't?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
''Stay in the MRl room with that patient.''
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
l'm sorry. You'll be done in a second.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
and you don't even realise that you're his go-to guy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Why? What did you do?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
OK. lt's not going in.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- He did not run out of here. - You're right.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
- JD? - lt's all right. l'm right here.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
You got a problem.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
That's OK. When we get home, we can go right to bed.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
or l won't let you go to the bonfire with the beach bunnies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
lt's the bottom of the ninth. lf you're not gonna be my catcher, who is?
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
The ''don't'' or the ''say it''? Help me to help you, Barbie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
We all have important things to do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
l don't find her pretty, but since my wife left,
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
You'll have time to think about it on the bench. That's where you're headed.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
My heart hates ''uggos''.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
Dr Kelso, l'm not suing the hospital.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
l'm kidding. You don't have to take me out to dinner.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
lf l were in your slippers, l'd sue this hospital for all it's worth.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
l just don't know what to do about Dr Cox.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
He's testing you. You can't be afraid to disagree with him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Dammit!
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
That's the dumbest thing anybody's said to me around here in a long time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
Time of death, 1 1 .55.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 2
Don't dilly-dally trying to refill your Prozac.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 3
He's a tricky bastard. He's tried to die five times on me today.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 4
that's when the tiniest thing can throw it all outta whack.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 5
Here. Have 'em all. Have a fry salad.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 6
Dr Dorian, l need a favour.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 7
lt's Ted. But hey, it's only been 1 2 years.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 8
The point is that people are less likely to sue an institution
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 9
This is a special phone. lf you don't answer it, you get to be the intern
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 10
Mr Davis, l haven't seen you in three months. lt's gotta be a record for you.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 11
l may have told her that she smelled like wet ass.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 12
So, how are you doing?
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 13
Get the results of Mr Chervin's urinalysis. lf the numbers aren't good,
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 14
l want you to use me. l don't care how degrading it is.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 15
- lt puts the lotion on the skin. - You can do movies and l can't?
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 16
''Stay in the MRl room with that patient.''
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 17
l'm sorry. You'll be done in a second.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 18 #18 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 19
and you don't even realise that you're his go-to guy.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 20
Why? What did you do?
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 21
OK. lt's not going in.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 22
- He did not run out of here. - You're right.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 23
- JD? - lt's all right. l'm right here.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 24
You got a problem.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 25
That's OK. When we get home, we can go right to bed.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 26
or l won't let you go to the bonfire with the beach bunnies.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 27
lt's the bottom of the ninth. lf you're not gonna be my catcher, who is?
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 28 #28 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 29
The ''don't'' or the ''say it''? Help me to help you, Barbie.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 30
We all have important things to do.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 31
l don't find her pretty, but since my wife left,
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 32 #32 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 33 #33 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 34
You'll have time to think about it on the bench. That's where you're headed.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 35
My heart hates ''uggos''.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 36 #36 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 37
Dr Kelso, l'm not suing the hospital.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 38
l'm kidding. You don't have to take me out to dinner.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 39
lf l were in your slippers, l'd sue this hospital for all it's worth.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 40
l just don't know what to do about Dr Cox.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 41
He's testing you. You can't be afraid to disagree with him.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 42 #42 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 44 #44 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 45 #45 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 46 #46 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 47
Dammit!
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 48 #48 Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 49
That's the dumbest thing anybody's said to me around here in a long time.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 (S01E12) - 50
Time of death, 1 1 .55.
#50