S1 E5
Status
Ended
Network
NBC
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Season 1  "My Two Dads"  1x5

Aired 18 years ago - Oct 23, 2001

J.D. points out what seems to be a technical mistake to Dr. Kelso, but it was really an attempt of Dr. Cox to save a woman without insurance using a dead guy's insurance. Dr. Kelso and Dr. Cox show J.D. their different ways of looking at medicine. Meanwhile, the Janitor intimidates J.D., Elliot discovers the healing powers of her boobs and Turk gives Carla a pen he thought he took from the Lost and Found box.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 1 Episode 5 (S01E05) - 1
My man Turk is getting it daily, nightly and ever-so-rightly.
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Why would you think we'd slept together?
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l've been really busy at the hospital lately.
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Because what l want is for this to be a real relationship.
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l'm certain invasive vascular procedures have a low success rate on dead people.
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- You don't have to be mean about it. - What do you want from me?
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l don't know if they taught you this in the land of puppy-dog tails
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Once every 6.3 seconds, a man says something stupid
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Just look at my badge.
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lf you go easy on the stories, l'd love you to join me for golf tomorrow.
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You wanna show a woman you know her, buy her a little something.
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With rich cliché centres?
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l talk to my patients. l sing to them, ask what their hobbies are,
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And all it took was a visit from The Rock.
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Every time I think something, the opposite happens.
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The reason l was bent out of shape yesterday...
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of encephalopathy and jaundice thanks to Bottom-Line Bob.
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The doctors in the ER have a box where they keep all this junk.
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A tee, or some tea, sir? Because l've brought both.
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up and down this golf course every week, is basically...
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What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny little suck-up?
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Don't open it! Please, don't open it!
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Don't make her open it.
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Today's the day l finally beat his uppity, insubordinate...
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- lt's a technicality. - But there's the rub.
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Before medicine ever became a business,
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lt's about what's best for the hospital.
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is because l care about those patients.
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Now tell me, do you have the stones to sink a putt when you have to?
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At least you didn't give your girlfriend a gift that used to be inside someone.
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taking her down for a TlPS procedure.
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Right. Time of death, 6.20.
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Do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out,
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with prerenal azotemia?
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and l see a great one... in the Lost and Found Box.
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Yes.
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- Excuse me, miss. - Can l help you?
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Why would you think we'd slept together?
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l've been really busy at the hospital lately.
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Because what l want is for this to be a real relationship.
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l'm certain invasive vascular procedures have a low success rate on dead people.
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- You don't have to be mean about it. - What do you want from me?
#7
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l don't know if they taught you this in the land of puppy-dog tails
#8
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Once every 6.3 seconds, a man says something stupid
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Just look at my badge.
#12
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lf you go easy on the stories, l'd love you to join me for golf tomorrow.
#13
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You wanna show a woman you know her, buy her a little something.
#14
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With rich cliché centres?
#15
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l talk to my patients. l sing to them, ask what their hobbies are,
#17
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And all it took was a visit from The Rock.
#18
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Every time I think something, the opposite happens.
#19
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The reason l was bent out of shape yesterday...
#20
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of encephalopathy and jaundice thanks to Bottom-Line Bob.
#21
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The doctors in the ER have a box where they keep all this junk.
#23
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A tee, or some tea, sir? Because l've brought both.
#25
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up and down this golf course every week, is basically...
#27
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What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny little suck-up?
#28
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Don't open it! Please, don't open it!
#29
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Don't make her open it.
#31
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Today's the day l finally beat his uppity, insubordinate...
#32
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- lt's a technicality. - But there's the rub.
#33
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Before medicine ever became a business,
#34
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lt's about what's best for the hospital.
#35
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is because l care about those patients.
#36
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Now tell me, do you have the stones to sink a putt when you have to?
#38
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At least you didn't give your girlfriend a gift that used to be inside someone.
#39
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taking her down for a TlPS procedure.
#40
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Right. Time of death, 6.20.
#42
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Do a wallet biopsy on her, and if the insurance doesn't check out,
#44
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with prerenal azotemia?
#45
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and l see a great one... in the Lost and Found Box.
#46
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Yes.
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- Excuse me, miss. - Can l help you?
#49
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